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Guys Only by Funkychic(f): 2:10pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Guys, be honest here please... What would you do when you want to get laid of your girlfriend or "a flirt" and you found out that she was wearing Nyash (artificial buttock) |
Re: Guys Only by Tallesty1(m): 2:12pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Get my grandfather's cane and flog the hell out of her flat butt 2 Likes |
Re: Guys Only by Cutehector(m): 2:14pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Remove it and giv her d fifty shades of grey bleep. |
Re: Guys Only by Nobody: 2:15pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Tallesty1: Hahaha... rule 1, don't beat a woman. |
Re: Guys Only by sinaj(f): 2:15pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
if m d one i will ... I reserve my comment for d guyz sha |
Re: Guys Only by Enegod(m): 2:15pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
lol |
Re: Guys Only by Cutehector(m): 2:17pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
sinaj:lol just pretend u hav a joystick. Now tel us wat u'd do |
Re: Guys Only by Funkychic(f): 2:19pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Tallesty1: Say wetin happen nah? no be u she wan please ni? cos I bet u won't hesitate to go for those dat have it abundantly.. #Hehehehehe |
Re: Guys Only by Tallesty1(m): 2:26pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Funkychic:I am not a fan of big butt |
Re: Guys Only by Tallesty1(m): 2:27pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
brito:Well, the swelling up will save her the trouble of wearing butt pads. |
Re: Guys Only by sinaj(f): 2:36pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Cutehector:avnt u heard dat curiosity kills d cat...i hate pretence nd i cnt evn imagine myself avin a dick...weirrrd!!...d op made it clear dat diz thread iz jux for guyz... 1 Like |
Re: Guys Only by xynerise: 2:37pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
I will pretend I didn't notice but will still go ahead with the assignment and that will be the last assignment I will solve for her. |
Re: Guys Only by Cutehector(m): 2:38pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
sinaj:I thought cats have nine lives |
Re: Guys Only by Maamin(m): 2:46pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Girls been lying with butt pad since 1215 B.C just to get laid. But is allowed anyway |
Re: Guys Only by odeku457(m): 2:51pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
It depend on level of Konji that time.... AND IF E CATCH ME NA LIKE THA PIC BELOW I GO FACE HAM DOWN COME WIRE HAM .... I fit no call ham again after I chop the Honey Cos she fvvvuck up wiff d FAKE Yarnsh tin. 1 Like
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Re: Guys Only by Funkychic(f): 3:00pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Maamin: for once bro, admit dat guys equally lie like say tomorrow no dey! |
Re: Guys Only by alberto2k(m): 3:45pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Tallesty1:Oga tally you wickedt o |
Re: Guys Only by alberto2k(m): 3:48pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
My abuna go lose morale and I go pursue her go her fada house |
Re: Guys Only by Nobody: 3:49pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
My dic.k wey don rise b4 go 1st go down..... And i will jez be looking her eyeball to eyeball without saying anything. |
Re: Guys Only by Cutehector(m): 3:49pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Whch kyn pikchure be dat. Wat am I sawing? |
Re: Guys Only by Maamin(m): 5:01pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Funkychic: Hian!...guys dont do the materialistic lies like push-up bras #checked, butt pads #checked, lipsticks #checked, eyeshadows #checked, foundations, nail polish, eyeleads, high heels, silicon boobs, brazilian hairs or extensions#All checked!...need I say more ? Guys in the house can I get an Amen! |
Re: Guys Only by Nobody: 5:12pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
if I told her I love her to get her to bed then I guess we even... |
Re: Guys Only by MrCork: 5:22pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Funkychic: |
Re: Guys Only by Nobody: 5:26pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Re: Guys Only by Funkychic(f): 5:29pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Maamin: bro forget all these....after all its done sometimes to please d guys. but believe me....lie na lie no matter how it was lied, if u doubt me.....then wait till d judgement day to confirm it. |
Re: Guys Only by Nobody: 5:31pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Tallesty1:Serves you right then. All you wanted was the butt right? |
Re: Guys Only by Funkychic(f): 5:38pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
xynerise: Hehehehe.....ka'm nukwa! assignment ko assignment ni |
Re: Guys Only by MrCork: 5:39pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Re: Guys Only by StPete: 5:53pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
I’ve actually fvvcked a girl who was wearing butt pad, but as per se conji na bastard, I didn’t realize she had taken the pad off until I have let off my steam |
Re: Guys Only by Maamin(m): 6:22pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Funkychic: 'Please us' ke!..how is making us anticipate for the real thing only for us to find out they were all fake boobs and butt? That means if judgement day come..dem go call 15 girls to 1 boy for lie matter na! |
Re: Guys Only by Tallesty1(m): 6:34pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Nah mirenda:I no fancy big nyash. |
Re: Guys Only by Tallesty1(m): 6:35pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
alberto2k: |
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