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| My Hookers Turned To Goat and pig(pics Inclusive) (advice Needed) by Nobody: 12:33am On Feb 24, 2015 |
I'm trembling as I'm trying this post. My ears, nose and eyes couldn't believe the event that took place 3 mins ago. Girls are evil!!! Girls are witches!!! I carried two young ladies from the club to bleep at home. Although, one is dumb and the other deaf. I thought it was a great idea to pick them since they won't make unnecessary moan in bed. After 1 hour, 17 mins of bleeping,we all fell asleep. Just 3-4 minutes ago, I turned and couldn't find Jenny and Rita, or at least that's what they said their name was. I thought to myself, maybe they are using the bathroom before I know anything, na so I hear blahhhhhh mlahhhhhhhhh prooooooo krucccccccc wahhhhhhh blahhhhhh blahhhhhhhhhh. I thought it was Jenny's ring tone. So I decided to find and mute the phone..traced the sound under my bed, stretched my hands and grabbed it. Lo and behold, it was a goat and a pig. Both wearing lipstick and bra. I started screaming yeaaaaaaaaaa helllpppppppppp o! But no one came. I gathered speed and leave the room after the goat said "na me Jenny..i be goat for real life". The pisure below resemble what I witnessed few minutes ago Advice me abeg, should I bleep the goat cuz konji still dey hold me or sell the goat to the suwa guy before she change again or lock it inside? I'm confused. I'm shaking like this as I'm typing from outside my house.
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| Re: My Hookers Turned To Goat and pig(pics Inclusive) (advice Needed) by Twaci(f): 12:37am On Feb 24, 2015 |
I know what is wrong.... Its past midnight, sleep don dey catch u. |
| Re: My Hookers Turned To Goat and pig(pics Inclusive) (advice Needed) by Nobody: 12:38am On Feb 24, 2015 |
Twaci: I'm serious na |
| Re: My Hookers Turned To Goat and pig(pics Inclusive) (advice Needed) by menix(m): 12:39am On Feb 24, 2015 |
Chaiii.. I ve a grown up son.... OP..I think giving em Head wuld b ideal tonite.. |
| Re: My Hookers Turned To Goat and pig(pics Inclusive) (advice Needed) by Bigpotato(m): 12:40am On Feb 24, 2015 |
menix: I can't..never! I'm waiting for my friends though to follow me knack them until they change again |
| Re: My Hookers Turned To Goat and pig(pics Inclusive) (advice Needed) by Boland(m): 12:41am On Feb 24, 2015 |
I'm sure it is not Nigerian weed... |
| Re: My Hookers Turned To Goat and pig(pics Inclusive) (advice Needed) by menix(m): 12:43am On Feb 24, 2015 |
Bigpotato: Chaii... Dis man abeg no let mii wake Billy my duck... |
| Re: My Hookers Turned To Goat and pig(pics Inclusive) (advice Needed) by jamex93(m): 1:16am On Feb 24, 2015 |
u need to go to bed... go n rest na too much work course am |
| Re: My Hookers Turned To Goat and pig(pics Inclusive) (advice Needed) by Ishilove: 5:54am On Feb 24, 2015 |
Bigp0tato, henceforth, please open your threads in the joke section. I don't want to have to ban you for spamming. |
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