Samiceman:
Wetin bring holy ghost fire come now?

The cake is baked already.... More fire go just spoil am

lol

lolz.... d person is not yet serious hating me cos me I go collect am, chop am and clean mouth

Cutehector:
na so. My head swells wen ladies tell me dey hate me. It gvs me an erecshun

Jisox

Umm----it could be, I dunno, p o i s o n e d??

Bokoharam:
"Rapu ihe e dere na motor banye motor!"
Ignore the inscription on a commercial bus and board the bus.

dapizy02:
as 4 me, I will eat the inscription and forget d cake. I need more haters in my life.......and I don't give damn abt the cake

Cutehector:
Wit all pleasure. I luve cakes. Yummy. and as for d inscription, who gvs a hoot?

LewisO:
That's just irony, i will accept with with love.

Cutehector:
Wit all pleasure. I luve cakes. Yummy. and as for d inscription, who gvs a hoot?

U wan chop kpokiyo

Abeg! where is the cake? It's that icing they used to write "i hate you" that i will first chop

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zick19:
why not?? eat d cake and ignore the inscription....

might end up eating poison o.

I totally would. I would even thank the giver, cos I so much love cakes and this is a beautiful one, regardless of the inscription.

Mhizizzy:


Jisox

why r u calln d name of d lord in vain? Lol. She teln me she hates me means she hates d fact dat she loves or likes me. Do u gerrit?

Just tell me what will happen if I remove the H in Hate.

My guess is "I ATE YOU"

Tval:
Sarimah, hello! This is to remind you we are having a final of the Capital one cup in Wembley against Spurs on the 1st of march.

OK.. thanks

Cutehector:
why r u calln d name of d lord in vain? Lol. She teln me she hates me means she hates d fact dat she loves or likes me. Do u gerrit?

what if the person was forced to bake the cake.

barristerMDGs:


what if the person was forced to bake the cake.

by who? A hater?

Cutehector:
by who? A hater?

No.
This is what happens when you tell your secret admirer or some one who loves you without you noticing her to bake a cake for your Girl friend.

barristerMDGs:


No.
This is what happens when you tell your secret admirer or some one who loves you without you noticing her to bake a cake for your Girl friend.

oh oh oh I get it now. Mehn dat would definitely cause a big wahala ooooooooo. Why is it so hard for ppo who hav crush on oda person to at least try to let dem knw hw dey r feelin abt dem

With all enthusiasm.

funmilayo32:


that cake is full of poison, believe me.

Lol. Ladies could be emotional thinkers. I never thought of the sweet thing could be poison.

Just scrap of the H from the word "HATE" and throw in a D to make it "DATE" then send it back to sender. You are all set.

major466:
Sure! Why wouldn't I? I can't reject free food

I pray u wont die of poison ooooo

Just take away the icing & u will b amazed @ what a sumptuous meal that is

Cutehector:
Wit all pleasure. I luve cakes. Yummy. and as for d inscription, who gvs a hoot?

You will give a hoot when you discover the cake was injected with 10ccs of liquid 'otapiapia'.

Enegod:
yes

Even if it's juju face that was there, you will still eat. Afo nri hehe. Wassup bro

Zohan:

Even if it's juju face that was there, you will still eat. Afo nri hehe. Wassup bro

I'm fine bro.. Hope you're doing great

#who no like food #

Xbabangida:
I'll happily accept it, eat it and tell him/her "gracias". I'll be nourished while he/she continues to starve.

You think so?

Enegod:
I'm fine bro.. Hope you're doing great

#who no like food #

I don't. Food loves me.

who wan collect this one?

Zohan:

I don't. Food loves me.

because you consume it alot

I don't even know you when I hate you...