(1). ELEMENT NAME: WOMAN
SYMBOL: WO
ATOMIC WEIGHT: (Don't even go there)
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: Generally round in form.
Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time.
Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if
mishandled.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: Very active. Highly
unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold,
silver, platinum, and precious stones. Volatile
when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of
exotic food. Turns slightly green, and violent
when placed next to a shinier, and more
beautiful specimen.
USAGE: Highly ornamental. An extremely good
catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the
most powerful income reducing agent known.
CAUTION: Highly explosive in inexperienced
hands.
(2). ELEMENT NAME: MAN
SYMBOL: XY
ATOMIC WEIGHT: (180+/-50)
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: Solid at room
temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily.
Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find
a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are
unable to conduct electricity as easily as young
samples.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: Attempts to bond with
WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form
strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when
mixed with KD (Element: Child) for prolonged
period of time. Neutralise by saturating with
alcohol.
USAGE: None known. Possibly good methane
source. Good specimens are able to produce large
quantities on command.
CAUTION: In the absence of WO, this element
rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
By: Michazy.

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not bad at all