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Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out by Amigoz(f): 9:46pm On Mar 17, 2009 |
I will embrace him cos as a heter i dont need a she but a he ~ur bedroom fell apart and u are exposed naked to ur neighbours |
Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out by SeanT21(f): 1:12am On Mar 18, 2009 |
Go back to sleep and let all attention be on me Woke up and cant find your family members,everyone is missing? |
Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out by nich(m): 3:13am On Mar 18, 2009 |
i would jump into my time-machine and head home. IYWUOMAFO i made breakfast? |
Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out by goodass(m): 6:49am On Mar 18, 2009 |
ensure itz nt poisond then chop ~ u were Obama? |
Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out by steve49ja(m): 1:26pm On Mar 18, 2009 |
Bless Africa The Love of your life dropped a ''We're done, dont even try getting in touch, i'm off with ya brother/sister'' note |
Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out by Amigoz(f): 1:30pm On Mar 18, 2009 |
I will wish him well u committed murder and u being sentenced to death |
Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out by steve49ja(m): 1:34pm On Mar 18, 2009 |
Through? Have mai bois find a way outta it,everyone's gat a price even the judge well all the same say mai last prayer before some soldier boi reminds me. Your Clothes,bags been burnt |
Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out by Amigoz(f): 1:40pm On Mar 18, 2009 |
I will go on ma knees and thank God 4 being alive made out with a dead woman? |
Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out by steve49ja(m): 1:44pm On Mar 18, 2009 |
Investigate how it happened and tell no one Your sexmate died cos of the all-night banger? |
Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out by Amigoz(f): 1:47pm On Mar 18, 2009 |
I will rewind back to d banging, nd make sure I got all d banging outta him b4 he moves on chei i dey wicked o U have lost ur memory? |
Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out by Hesperus(m): 1:49pm On Mar 18, 2009 |
Amigoz: I'd look on the bright side - no more painful memories! you've been offered £1 million to shag Mama Charlie? |
Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out by steve49ja(m): 1:52pm On Mar 18, 2009 |
Collect the pay Your room-mate's friend's been wanking himself backing where you at |
Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out by Amigoz(f): 1:53pm On Mar 18, 2009 |
i will scream ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww and skedaddle u are a kitten? |
Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out by steve49ja(m): 1:55pm On Mar 18, 2009 |
Have fun with my female fellows bearing Ami' You received a text from me? |
Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out by Amigoz(f): 2:03pm On Mar 18, 2009 |
i will read it and respond u like to wear women's knickers? |
Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out by steve49ja(m): 2:11pm On Mar 18, 2009 |
Look for ways to change my ways I dropped an offline on nairaland demanding ya id? |
Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out by Amigoz(f): 2:55pm On Mar 18, 2009 |
will respond with y dyu need ma id u gat chicken pox? |
Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out by steve49ja(m): 4:15pm On Mar 18, 2009 |
Oh mai, dunno oh. . . .pray it doesnt happen oh There was war? |
Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out by Amigoz(f): 4:17pm On Mar 18, 2009 |
I will fast forward to d end of war, where everyone is @ peace. ur neighbours are alien? |
Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out by steve49ja(m): 4:22pm On Mar 18, 2009 |
Leave the compound for them I bought ya the recent robot?that hugs and plays |
Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out by Amigoz(f): 4:36pm On Mar 18, 2009 |
Will dispose of it kia kia wetin i wan do with robot wen i can hav d real thing you are a pastor? |
Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out by steve49ja(m): 4:40pm On Mar 18, 2009 |
Share a form to my members that'll gimme an idea of when its due for them to pay their tithes. All along you only lived next door |
Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out by sexyLeamon(f): 5:18am On Mar 19, 2009 |
visit you every second that you have supernatural power |
Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out by nich(m): 5:35am On Mar 19, 2009 |
always watch over the beautiful ladies of NL. actually all dem ladies. it was the year 2002 and u're in iraq? |
Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out by Epi: 12:03am On Mar 22, 2009 |
try and find the Garden of Eden YOu are on the wrong side of the bed |
Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out by Amigoz(f): 4:13pm On Mar 22, 2009 |
Depends on who was there b4, i might stay or roll back to ma side Gorillas rule the earth |
Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out by sexyLeamon(f): 9:51am On Mar 24, 2009 |
geez girl how did you think of that well obey them you've gone blind |
Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out by wunmilyn(f): 10:57am On Mar 24, 2009 |
quickly close my back my eyes and jump back to bed dat the dead are alive |
Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out by Amigoz(f): 9:57pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
Pray and go back to sleep, ow u doin sweery bn a while ~U have been lied to all your life about something close to ur heart. |
Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out by MaiSuya(m): 11:43pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
kill the person that did the lying (kiddin O!) ~that you have been banned 4m NL? |
Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out by Amigoz(f): 1:25am On Mar 25, 2009 |
I wil go report d person to Papa God @ MFM Ur lover is ur sista/broda? |
Re: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out by Epi: 3:40am On Mar 25, 2009 |
ask for forgiveness as the opposite sex |
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