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If You Did Not Do Any Of This While Growing Up, Your Childhood Was Poor by Henrybright(m): 11:16pm On Mar 01, 2015
Mehn, Children of nowadays are seriously missing out… If you did not do any of this while growing up, your Childhood was Poor.
― If u never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told u about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If u didn’t sleep on d couch and wake up on d bed.
― If u didn’t go 2 steal cashew and guava in d next street. and d owner’s dog comes through d backyard waiting for u to come down from d tree.
― if u didn’t throw your milk tooth on d roof for the lizards to take it and give u new ones.
― If u didn’t just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school.
― If u didn’t act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends.
― If u never flew a kite.
― If u didn’t use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
― If u didn’t write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it.
― If u didn’t close d fridge door really slowly to see when d lights went off.
― If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter
― If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under mango trees @nights
― If u didn’t drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car!
― If u didn’t mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in d street.
― If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand without fire.
― If u didn’t play table soccer. with bottle cover..
Oya choose which one you do?
Re: If You Did Not Do Any Of This While Growing Up, Your Childhood Was Poor by benuejosh: 11:30pm On Mar 01, 2015
not we the ajebos....if you ever did any of those things then you are a recongnised kpako..
Re: If You Did Not Do Any Of This While Growing Up, Your Childhood Was Poor by Nobody: 11:35pm On Mar 01, 2015
not all sha. I never heard of the 99-1. nobody told me dat in my childhood. it doesn't mean my childhood was poor. it was the best. sometimes I wish I am q child
Re: If You Did Not Do Any Of This While Growing Up, Your Childhood Was Poor by Henrybright(m): 11:36pm On Mar 01, 2015
benuejosh:
not we the ajebos....if you ever did any of those things then you are a recongnised kpako..
Lol..
Re: If You Did Not Do Any Of This While Growing Up, Your Childhood Was Poor by Henrybright(m): 11:37pm On Mar 01, 2015
Vickydera2:
not all sha. I never heard of the sender 99-1. nobody told me dat in my childhood
I was told and I innocently blived

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