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Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by sillyboy(m): 12:53am On Jan 15, 2009
@ Topic.

Most Vals day usually falls on weekdays. . . . .
I'd prefer surprises. . . . .

The last one I did was. . . .

Sent a note and flower to her at her office. . . .
picked her up after closing for dinner. . .
told her I love her. . .(that was the 1st time). . .and she was surprised undecided
and took her back to her office to pick her car.

Simply. undecided

This coming one. . . .nada. I will go home and sleep my eyes off. undecided
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by Nobody: 12:58am On Jan 15, 2009
sillyboy:

@ Topic.

Most Vals day usually falls on weekdays. . . . .
I'd prefer surprises. . . . .

The last one I did was. . . .

Sent a note and flower to her at her office. . . .
picked her up after closing for dinner. . .
told her I love her. . .(that was the 1st time). . .and she was surprised undecided
and took her back to her office to pick her car.


Simply. undecided

This coming one. . . .nada. I will go home and sleep my eyes off. undecided
Sillyboy, haba, you and Treetop20 no get romance jare.
Telling a girl you love her on val is expected undecided Not romantic tongue

Go home and sleep your eyes off? wow, e don reach that level?
You wnt even take her out?
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by Magz(m): 1:00am On Jan 15, 2009
Do not celebrate Pagan Holidays!!!

Keep and maintain the African traditions and ignore all the Western pagan ways.

I mean, who the eff is Saint Valentine, and why does he get a day?

How about Malcolm X Day? Or Nelson Mandela Day?
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by Nobody: 1:04am On Jan 15, 2009
Magz:

Do not celebrate Pagan Holidays!!!

Keep and maintain the African traditions and ignore all the Western pagan ways.

I mean, who the eff is Saint Valentine, and why does he get a day?

How about Malcolm X Day? Or Nelson Mandela Day?


Oh really, it's pagan?
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by sillyboy(m): 1:05am On Jan 15, 2009
HeatFusion:

Sillyboy, haba, you and Treetop20 no get romance jare.
Telling a girl you love her on val is expected undecided Not romantic tongue

Go home and sleep your eyes off? wow, e don reach that level?
You wnt even take her out?

Saying I love you is quite hard and a new ground for me. . . .I wasnt even sure I meant it. . .so it was a big deal.
Am only gonna speak to her on phone this time around. . .she's far away. . . .
Moreover. . . .am planning flying to Florida to spend it with you. . . . .
Hope you can handle sexy Silly? cool
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by Nobody: 1:07am On Jan 15, 2009
sillyboy:

Saying I love you is quite hard and a new ground for me. . . .I wasnt even sure I meant it. . .so it was a big deal.
Am only gonna speak to her on phone this time around. . .she's far away. . . .
Moreover. . . .am planning flying to Florida to spend it with you. . . . .
Hope you can handle sexy Silly? cool
oUCH!! hOW CAN YOU SAY i love you TO SOMEONE WITHOUT MEANING IT?
i'D HAVE HAD YOUR GUTS ON MY PLATTER tongue

LOL, if you wan spend it with me, I don't mind smiley grin
Just know how ho make it romantic. Don't tell me you love me angry angry
And be ready to follow me to my meeting o embarassed
Sexy? how are we sure? shocked
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by sillyboy(m): 1:15am On Jan 15, 2009
HeatFusion:

oUCH!! hOW CAN YOU SAY i love you TO SOMEONE WITHOUT MEANING IT?
i'D HAVE HAD YOUR GUTS ON MY PLATTER tongue

LOL, if you wan spend it with me, I don't mind smiley grin
Just know how ho make it romantic. Don't tell me you love me angry angry
And be ready to follow me to my meeting o embarassed
Sexy? how are we sure? shocked


What meeting are you talking about?. . . .se eyin tu ma se ipade lale valentine ni?. . .lol
Am spending it with you jare Arapa re
and you are to make it romantic for me. . . .I will only be following your lead. . . .
even behind closed doors.

Tot you knew I was sexy already. . . .just see my teeth. . . . grin
You gat to trust my words cool wink
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by Magz(m): 1:16am On Jan 15, 2009
HeatFusion:

Oh really, it's pagan?


Yeah
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by Nobody: 1:20am On Jan 15, 2009
sillyboy:

What meeting are you talking about?. . . .se eyin tu ma se ipade lale valentine ni?. . .lol
Am spending it with you jare Arapa re
and you are to make it romantic for me. . . .I will only be following your lead. . . .
even behind closed doors.

Tot you knew I was sexy already. . . .just see my teeth. . . . grin
You gat to trust my words cool wink
It's not a val meeting, dear. Just had to go somewhere for something cry
I told you that am not romantic o. You'd be disappointed if you count on me.
But behind closed doors, I'd try to make it as romantic as possible kiss kiss

mba, I don't trust your words tongue
I need proof na, abi u wan me to have my own idea on how u look? do u know what I think abt naija men appearance shocked
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by Nobody: 1:20am On Jan 15, 2009
Magz:

Yeah
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed I beg to differ
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by sillyboy(m): 1:25am On Jan 15, 2009
HeatFusion:

It's not a val meeting, dear. Just had to go somewhere for something cry
I told you that am not romantic o. You'd be disappointed if you count on me.
But behind closed doors, I'd try to make it as romantic as possible kiss kiss

mba, I don't trust your words tongue
I need proof na, abi u wan me to have my own idea on how u look? do u know what I think abt naija men appearance shocked

I fear small when you said you will be going for a meeting. . . .
I was like. . .dont "airforce" do vals too. . . .lol

Me self dont like being romantic jare. . .it does nothing but slow down the main activity. grin
Behind closed doors is the main koko. . .(I wish 2mrw is Val. . . tongue)
Bet am gonnna have to fly to Flo naked. . . .perhaps we could start from the airport. . . .
Hope my pal brings my Oko oloyun special before then. . . tongue

Construct whatever image of me you like. . . .just make sure the "koko" is big enuf. . .lol
Seriously. . .youve seen me before.
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by Magz(m): 1:27am On Jan 15, 2009
HeatFusion:

lipsrsealed lipsrsealed I beg to differ

Most ppl do.
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by Nobody: 1:40am On Jan 15, 2009
sillyboy:

I fear small when you said you will be going for a meeting. . . .
I was like. . .dont "airforce" do vals too. . . .lol

Me self dont like being romantic jare. . .it does nothing but slow down the main activity. grin
Behind closed doors is the main koko. . .(I wish 2mrw is Val. . . tongue)
Bet am gonnna have to fly to Flo naked. . . .perhaps we could start from the airport. . . .
Hope my pal brings my Oko oloyun special before then. . . tongue

Construct whatever image of me you like. . . .just make sure the "koko" is big enuf. . .lol
Seriously. . .youve seen me before.
lmaooooooo. . . . am an innocent girl, I don't do all that. so fear not smiley

It's not that I don't like being romantic, it's just that I'm not tongue
haaaaaaaaaa!! Jesu, so you telling me that pre-intimacy slows down the main thing?
baby, witout pre-intimacy, no lovemaking. sorry.

Fly naked na, if they call 911 on your ass, I don't know you o. I just go walk pass you like u be mad man. hehehe cheesy cheesy
wetin be oko oloyun? shocked shocked

yes, I have. I was joking tongue
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by sillyboy(m): 1:47am On Jan 15, 2009
HeatFusion:

lmaooooooo. . . . am an innocent girl, I don't do all that. so fear not smiley

It's not that I don't like being romantic, it's just that I'm not tongue
haaaaaaaaaa!! Jesu, so you telling me that pre-intimacy slows down the main thing?
baby, witout pre-intimacy, no lovemaking. sorry.

Fly naked na, if they call 911 on your ass, I don't know you o. I just go walk pass you like u be mad man. hehehe cheesy cheesy
wetin be oko oloyun? shocked shocked

yes, I have. I was joking tongue

Dont you know a man on heat is a madman?
911 guys will understand jor. . . .
they will even be the one to make a "make-shift" bed for us. . . .

Talking about that. . . . .
Getting down in an airport will be fun and crazy. . . .
am adding that to my sexual fantasy. . .its second to the pooly thing. . . .
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by Nobody: 1:55am On Jan 15, 2009
sillyboy:

Dont you know a man on heat is a madman?
911 guys will understand jor. . . .
they will even be the one to make a "make-shift" bed for us. . . .

Talking about that. . . . .
Getting down in an airport will be fun and crazy. . . .
am adding that to my sexual fantasy. . .its second to the pooly thing. . . .


Lol, you're one crazy man cheesy
heheh, you better control sillyboy jr. . . .because I am not getting down in the airport kiss
Not romantic na, haba, don't you think I deserve better? embarassed

ehrrrm, that's one sexual fantasy that won't come true o, sp with me.
I prefer it on the beach, stale abi? but think about the water, how it's be bouncing us up and down wink
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by sillyboy(m): 2:03am On Jan 15, 2009
HeatFusion:

Lol, you're one crazy man cheesy
heheh, you better control sillyboy jr. . . .because I am not getting down in the airport kiss
Not romantic na, haba, don't you think I deserve better? embarassed

ehrrrm, that's one sexual fantasy that won't come true o, sp with me.
I prefer it on the beach, stale abi? but think about the water, how it's be bouncing us up and down wink

I will take you calling me crazy a compliment.
Trust me. . .a times, silly jr gets out of control. . . else, y do u think I over used my credit card during xmas?. . .ask moonstone.

You never can tell what sexual fantasy that will come true. . . .they just happen a times.
Sex on the beach aint bad. . .did that once at Lagos. . .one dirty beach like that filled with "ladies in scarlet"
But I think it will be cool doing it Miami. . . .then the whites thinking to themselves. . ."look at these two monkeys on heat". . . .lol

Another sexual fantasy of mine is getting down while on a high altitude. . . . .
Like Statue of liberty. . . . .and likes.
Am afraid of heights. . . .and I think sexual pleasure combined with fear is ecstacy!. . . .lol

Am I truely crazy?
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by Nobody: 2:13am On Jan 15, 2009
sillyboy:

I will take you calling me crazy a compliment.
Trust me. . .a times, silly jr gets out of control. . . else, y do u think I over used my credit card during xmas?. . .ask moonstone.
ahhhh, so sillyboy jr has been cheating on me? angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
Why do you overspend during christmas? angry angry angry angry

sillyboy:


You never can tell what sexual fantasy that will come true. . . .they just happen a times.
Sex on the beach aint bad. . .did that once at Lagos. . .one dirty beach like that filled with "ladies in scarlet"
But I think it will be cool doing it Miami. . . .then the whites thinking to themselves. . ."look at these two monkeys on heat". . . .lol
Lol, lmaoooooooo. . . .you're so crazy!! two monkeys grin grin
Miami is crazy so they prolly won't think nothing of it. Crazy thing gets down on that beach, am telling you lipsrsealed
Ok, I admit, sex in the bathroom on a plane, I'll def do grin

sillyboy:


Another sexual fantasy of mine is getting down while on a high altitude. . . . .
Like Statue of liberty. . . . .and likes.
Am afraid of heights. . . .and I think sexual pleasure combined with fear is ecstacy!. . . .lol

Am I truely crazy?
wow, same here. I'm scared of height grin grin The highest I ever went was trying Shikra in bush gardens.
I cried my ass off. I was screaming for the ride to stop cheesy cheesy

Eherrrm, wanna try it out up stairs? That's height enough, no? kiss

sillyboy:

Am I truely crazy?
in a nice, funny way, yes wink
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by sillyboy(m): 2:26am On Jan 15, 2009
@ HF

Please lets forget that xmas spending jare. . . .am bothered about taking care of my credit scores now.

That airplane bathroom thingy sounds cool. . .imagine getting down there and there is a little turbulent during showdown. . . . tongue. . .sounds interesting.

Have never bn to Florida. . . . embarassed. . .but guess amma be there soon someday.

I sincerely prefer speed to height. . . .

During my NYSC orientation camp days in Yobe. . . . .
myself and some friends cut palm fronds and made bed outta it near the parade ground. . . .
so whatever chic we catch is always "butchered" there. . . .
It got to a point that we are always trying to get to the "bed" 1st at night. . . .
One day, one of the guys took a girl there. . .and while doing the doing. . . .a rat ran over them and the two "monkeys" ran like mad people. . .it was so funny grin. . . .still talked abt it on facebook today.

I simply love mischieves! Wish to play one on you. . . .lol
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by Nobody: 2:31am On Jan 15, 2009
sillyboy:

@ HF

Please lets forget that xmas spending jare. . . .am bothered about taking care of my credit scores now.

That airplane bathroom thingy sounds cool. . .imagine getting down there and there is a little turbulent during showdown. . . . tongue. . .sounds interesting.
lol, what turbulent?

sillyboy:


Have never bn to Florida. . . . embarassed. . .but guess amma be there soon someday.
Never been to NJ. . . .and hell nah, I ain't leaving here. I so much love my warm weather right now cheesy
enjoy your frostbite cheesy cheesy cheesy

sillyboy:


I sincerely prefer speed to height. . . .
You like speeding ticket abi? Never got a ticket, I prefer it that way smiley

sillyboy:

During my NYSC orientation camp days in Yobe. . . . .
myself and some friends cut palm fronds and made bed outta it near the parade ground. . . .
so whatever chic we catch is always "butchered" there. . . .
It got to a point that we are always trying to get to the "bed" 1st at night. . . .
One day, one of the guys took a girl there. . .and while doing the doing. . . .a rat ran over them and the two "monkeys" ran like mad people. . .it was so funny grin. . . .still talked abt it on facebook today.
rotflmaoooooooooooo. . . . this is so funny cheesy
so you men play women like that? embarassed

sillyboy:

I simply love mischieves! Wish to play one on you. . . .lol
nah, I odn't want my feelings hurt cry
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by sillyboy(m): 2:40am On Jan 15, 2009
you know these turbulence that makes airplanes shakes during flights. . .they are often caused by weather conditions.

The cold aint bad here. . . .anyone can handle it. . . .moreover, it sets the mood. . .you know?

Speeding ticket. . .just twice. . .I give them my innocent look. . .and trust me it works wonders.
That look once gat me a big deal of a job, gat me hardest of girls, makes my parent trust my judgement, makes my sisters give me what I want and do what I like, makes my pastor believe that am holy and makes cops warn me for serious moving violations. . . .lol. . . . .Thank you God for my looks.

Its more like we were playing ourselve. . .girls were playing boys and boys playing girls. . . .moreover, whats there to do at that stupid NYSC camp except get naughty?

Not all mischieves hurts. . .or has to do with emotions. . . .
most good hearted mischieves. . .makes you laugh for days and each time you remember the episode.
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by Nobody: 2:45am On Jan 15, 2009
sillyboy:

you know these turbulence that makes airplanes shakes during flights. . .they are often caused by weather conditions.
oh babe, think about it. cold weather, motion, and hot steamy lipsrsealed
Couldn't be a better scene than that smiley

sillyboy:

The cold aint bad here. . . .anyone can handle it. . . .moreover, it sets the mood. . .you know?
I can't handle cold. My skin is very fragile cry I know, baby,
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by bluespice(f): 2:46am On Jan 15, 2009
magz but just wat makes valentine a pagan holiday?
i might not be so much of a fan but labelling it a pagan holiday is it now a holiday?,
dont u think is a little far fetched?
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by Nobody: 2:51am On Jan 15, 2009
sillyboy:

you know these turbulence that makes airplanes shakes during flights. . .they are often caused by weather conditions.
oh babe, think about it. cold weather, motion, and hot steamy lipsrsealed
Couldn't be a better scene than that smiley

sillyboy:

The cold aint bad here. . . .anyone can handle it. . . .moreover, it sets the mood. . .you know?
I can't handle cold. My skin is very fragile cry I know, baby, I know kiss kiss

sillyboy:

Speeding ticket. . .just twice. . .I give them my innocent look. . .and trust me it works wonders.
That look once gat me a big deal of a job, gat me hardest of girls, makes my parent trust my judgement, makes my sisters give me what I want and do what I like, makes my pastor believe that am holy and makes cops warn me for serious moving violations. . . .lol. . . . .Thank you God for my looks.
what innocent look? boy, would I love to see that.
I don't think you have an innocent look jare tongue

sillyboy:

Its more like we were playing ourselve. . .girls were playing boys and boys playing girls. . . .moreover, whats there to do at that stupid NYSC camp except get naughty?
But I don't play.
I tell you str8 out, I don't like it when you get hurt, I don't want to be the cause of your shattered heart. I odn't kiss and tell. I tell you the truth and only the truth. grin And if you can't handle the truth, thre ain't nothing I can do about it.

If you play me, I'd walk out on you. I don't like to play you and I don't like being played.
Simple rule from my code.
So think twice about it cheesy cheesy cheesy because I will may you pay tongue

sillyboy:

Not all mischieves hurts. . .or has to do with emotions. . . .
most good hearted mischieves. . .makes you laugh for days and each time you remember the episode.
tell me another one, I want to laugh.
Just woke up an hour or so ago, so tired embarassed

Yo, my birthday is coming. . . . am so happy tongue tongue Am only telling you because I [i]want [/i]you to wish me a Hbirthday smiley, if you forget, I'll have your balls on my platter angry angry tongue
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by sillyboy(m): 2:55am On Jan 15, 2009
HeatFusion:

oh babe, think about it. cold weather, motion, and hot steamy lipsrsealed
Couldn't be a better scene than that smiley
I can't handle cold. My skin is very fragile cry I know, baby,

Trust me. . .my fantasy list has bn growing since uve bn working on it with me. . . .lol tongue

Are you serious about you not able to handle cold?. . . .
Whao. . .this is funny. . .I love it. . . .
My presence will keep you more warmer than NorthFace apparels cool wink

Give me ur cell number. . .via email (walleyhh@gmail.com). . . .and I will call you twice that very day. . .
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by Nobody: 3:03am On Jan 15, 2009
naoma02:

A Valentine like neva b4
not the regular gifts
not the same old teddy bear
we offer something new 4 her
something different
impress her, this time


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I told you ppl to get your basket to another market. ah ahn angry angry

sillyboy:

Trust me. . .my fantasy list has bn growing since uve bn working on it with me. . . .lol tongue

Are you serious about you not able to handle cold?. . . .
Whao. . .this is funny. . .I love it. . . .
My presence will keep you more warmer than NorthFace apparels cool wink

Give me ur cell number. . .via email (walleyhh@gmail.com). . . .and I will call you twice that very day. . .
Lol, I can give you more fantasy if you like smiley

Lol, cold makes me sleep. am so serious, rainy day makes me sleep too embarassed
Am sure you'll keep me warm, I already feel safe na tongue

shocked shocked shocked shocked Call me? email me? shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by osisi2(f): 3:09am On Jan 15, 2009
what is valentine sef?
another trade gimmick
Frankly I'll appreciate flowers and a card better on a non valentine day than on feb 14th.
I like spontaneity
Even wife beaters buy their punching bags flowers on valentines day to appease them.
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by Nobody: 3:29am On Jan 15, 2009
**osisi:

what is valentine sef?
another trade gimmick
Frankly I'll appreciate flowers and a card better on a non valentine day than on feb 14th.
I like spontaneity

Even wife beaters buy their punching bags flowers on valentines day to appease them.

lol, true that. grin grin shows that he did it because he wanted to, not because he was expected to wink
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by bluespice(f): 3:32am On Jan 15, 2009
exactly, thats why am not so much of a fan of valentines
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by sillyboy(m): 3:35am On Jan 15, 2009
@ HF.

What's with the question marks and shine shine eyes.

@ Osisi , BS and HF.
It's not that boys like sending cards up and down on valentine day. . . . .
its just that u girls makes Vals day such a big deal. . . .if u dont get anything from ur man. . .
its like he doesnt appreciate you, . . . .
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by Nobody: 3:40am On Jan 15, 2009
sillyboy:

@ HF.

What's with the question marks and shine shine eyes.

@ Osisi , BS and HF.
It's not that boys like sending cards up and down on valentine day. . . . .
its just that u girls makes Vals day such a big deal. . . .if u dont get anything from ur man. . .
its like he doesnt appreciate you, . . . .
well, true for some women sha.

[size=2pt]I dnt do emails or calling smiley[/size]
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by osisi2(f): 3:42am On Jan 15, 2009
With the current economic crunch,ladies should not expect too much.
If he buys you agbalumo(Udala) just lick the thing and give him a kiss.
Things is hard grin
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by Nobody: 3:44am On Jan 15, 2009
**osisi:

With the current economic crunch,ladies should not expect too much.
If he buys you agbalumo(Udala) just lick the thing and give him a kiss.
Things is hard grin
ohhh, I'd love that!! been years my lips touched that fruit.

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