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Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by sillyboy(m): 12:53am On Jan 15, 2009 |
@ Topic. Most Vals day usually falls on weekdays. . . . . I'd prefer surprises. . . . . The last one I did was. . . . Sent a note and flower to her at her office. . . . picked her up after closing for dinner. . . told her I love her. . .(that was the 1st time). . .and she was surprised and took her back to her office to pick her car. Simply. This coming one. . . .nada. I will go home and sleep my eyes off. |
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by Nobody: 12:58am On Jan 15, 2009 |
sillyboy:Sillyboy, haba, you and Treetop20 no get romance jare. Telling a girl you love her on val is expected Not romantic Go home and sleep your eyes off? wow, e don reach that level? You wnt even take her out? |
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by Magz(m): 1:00am On Jan 15, 2009 |
Do not celebrate Pagan Holidays!!! Keep and maintain the African traditions and ignore all the Western pagan ways. I mean, who the eff is Saint Valentine, and why does he get a day? How about Malcolm X Day? Or Nelson Mandela Day? |
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by Nobody: 1:04am On Jan 15, 2009 |
Magz:Oh really, it's pagan? |
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by sillyboy(m): 1:05am On Jan 15, 2009 |
HeatFusion: Saying I love you is quite hard and a new ground for me. . . .I wasnt even sure I meant it. . .so it was a big deal. Am only gonna speak to her on phone this time around. . .she's far away. . . . Moreover. . . .am planning flying to Florida to spend it with you. . . . . Hope you can handle sexy Silly? |
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by Nobody: 1:07am On Jan 15, 2009 |
sillyboy:oUCH!! hOW CAN YOU SAY i love you TO SOMEONE WITHOUT MEANING IT? i'D HAVE HAD YOUR GUTS ON MY PLATTER LOL, if you wan spend it with me, I don't mind Just know how ho make it romantic. Don't tell me you love me And be ready to follow me to my meeting o Sexy? how are we sure? |
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by sillyboy(m): 1:15am On Jan 15, 2009 |
HeatFusion: What meeting are you talking about?. . . .se eyin tu ma se ipade lale valentine ni?. . .lol Am spending it with you jare Arapa re and you are to make it romantic for me. . . .I will only be following your lead. . . . even behind closed doors. Tot you knew I was sexy already. . . .just see my teeth. . . . You gat to trust my words |
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by Magz(m): 1:16am On Jan 15, 2009 |
HeatFusion: Yeah |
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by Nobody: 1:20am On Jan 15, 2009 |
sillyboy:It's not a val meeting, dear. Just had to go somewhere for something I told you that am not romantic o. You'd be disappointed if you count on me. But behind closed doors, I'd try to make it as romantic as possible mba, I don't trust your words I need proof na, abi u wan me to have my own idea on how u look? do u know what I think abt naija men appearance |
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by Nobody: 1:20am On Jan 15, 2009 |
Magz:I beg to differ |
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by sillyboy(m): 1:25am On Jan 15, 2009 |
HeatFusion: I fear small when you said you will be going for a meeting. . . . I was like. . .dont "airforce" do vals too. . . .lol Me self dont like being romantic jare. . .it does nothing but slow down the main activity. Behind closed doors is the main koko. . .(I wish 2mrw is Val. . . ) Bet am gonnna have to fly to Flo naked. . . .perhaps we could start from the airport. . . . Hope my pal brings my Oko oloyun special before then. . . Construct whatever image of me you like. . . .just make sure the "koko" is big enuf. . .lol Seriously. . .youve seen me before. |
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by Magz(m): 1:27am On Jan 15, 2009 |
HeatFusion: Most ppl do. |
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by Nobody: 1:40am On Jan 15, 2009 |
sillyboy:lmaooooooo. . . . am an innocent girl, I don't do all that. so fear not It's not that I don't like being romantic, it's just that I'm not haaaaaaaaaa!! Jesu, so you telling me that pre-intimacy slows down the main thing? baby, witout pre-intimacy, no lovemaking. sorry. Fly naked na, if they call 911 on your ass, I don't know you o. I just go walk pass you like u be mad man. hehehe wetin be oko oloyun? yes, I have. I was joking |
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by sillyboy(m): 1:47am On Jan 15, 2009 |
HeatFusion: Dont you know a man on heat is a madman? 911 guys will understand jor. . . . they will even be the one to make a "make-shift" bed for us. . . . Talking about that. . . . . Getting down in an airport will be fun and crazy. . . . am adding that to my sexual fantasy. . .its second to the pooly thing. . . . |
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by Nobody: 1:55am On Jan 15, 2009 |
sillyboy:Lol, you're one crazy man heheh, you better control sillyboy jr. . . .because I am not getting down in the airport Not romantic na, haba, don't you think I deserve better? ehrrrm, that's one sexual fantasy that won't come true o, sp with me. I prefer it on the beach, stale abi? but think about the water, how it's be bouncing us up and down |
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by sillyboy(m): 2:03am On Jan 15, 2009 |
HeatFusion: I will take you calling me crazy a compliment. Trust me. . .a times, silly jr gets out of control. . . else, y do u think I over used my credit card during xmas?. . .ask moonstone. You never can tell what sexual fantasy that will come true. . . .they just happen a times. Sex on the beach aint bad. . .did that once at Lagos. . .one dirty beach like that filled with "ladies in scarlet" But I think it will be cool doing it Miami. . . .then the whites thinking to themselves. . ."look at these two monkeys on heat". . . .lol Another sexual fantasy of mine is getting down while on a high altitude. . . . . Like Statue of liberty. . . . .and likes. Am afraid of heights. . . .and I think sexual pleasure combined with fear is ecstacy!. . . .lol Am I truely crazy? |
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by Nobody: 2:13am On Jan 15, 2009 |
sillyboy:ahhhh, so sillyboy jr has been cheating on me? Why do you overspend during christmas? sillyboy:Lol, lmaoooooooo. . . .you're so crazy!! two monkeys Miami is crazy so they prolly won't think nothing of it. Crazy thing gets down on that beach, am telling you Ok, I admit, sex in the bathroom on a plane, I'll def do sillyboy:wow, same here. I'm scared of height The highest I ever went was trying Shikra in bush gardens. I cried my ass off. I was screaming for the ride to stop Eherrrm, wanna try it out up stairs? That's height enough, no? sillyboy:in a nice, funny way, yes |
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by sillyboy(m): 2:26am On Jan 15, 2009 |
@ HF Please lets forget that xmas spending jare. . . .am bothered about taking care of my credit scores now. That airplane bathroom thingy sounds cool. . .imagine getting down there and there is a little turbulent during showdown. . . . . . .sounds interesting. Have never bn to Florida. . . . . . .but guess amma be there soon someday. I sincerely prefer speed to height. . . . During my NYSC orientation camp days in Yobe. . . . . myself and some friends cut palm fronds and made bed outta it near the parade ground. . . . so whatever chic we catch is always "butchered" there. . . . It got to a point that we are always trying to get to the "bed" 1st at night. . . . One day, one of the guys took a girl there. . .and while doing the doing. . . .a rat ran over them and the two "monkeys" ran like mad people. . .it was so funny . . . .still talked abt it on facebook today. I simply love mischieves! Wish to play one on you. . . .lol |
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by Nobody: 2:31am On Jan 15, 2009 |
sillyboy:lol, what turbulent? sillyboy:Never been to NJ. . . .and hell nah, I ain't leaving here. I so much love my warm weather right now enjoy your frostbite sillyboy:You like speeding ticket abi? Never got a ticket, I prefer it that way sillyboy:rotflmaoooooooooooo. . . . this is so funny so you men play women like that? sillyboy:nah, I odn't want my feelings hurt |
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by sillyboy(m): 2:40am On Jan 15, 2009 |
you know these turbulence that makes airplanes shakes during flights. . .they are often caused by weather conditions. The cold aint bad here. . . .anyone can handle it. . . .moreover, it sets the mood. . .you know? Speeding ticket. . .just twice. . .I give them my innocent look. . .and trust me it works wonders. That look once gat me a big deal of a job, gat me hardest of girls, makes my parent trust my judgement, makes my sisters give me what I want and do what I like, makes my pastor believe that am holy and makes cops warn me for serious moving violations. . . .lol. . . . .Thank you God for my looks. Its more like we were playing ourselve. . .girls were playing boys and boys playing girls. . . .moreover, whats there to do at that stupid NYSC camp except get naughty? Not all mischieves hurts. . .or has to do with emotions. . . . most good hearted mischieves. . .makes you laugh for days and each time you remember the episode. |
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by Nobody: 2:45am On Jan 15, 2009 |
sillyboy:oh babe, think about it. cold weather, motion, and hot steamy Couldn't be a better scene than that sillyboy:I can't handle cold. My skin is very fragile I know, baby, |
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by bluespice(f): 2:46am On Jan 15, 2009 |
magz but just wat makes valentine a pagan holiday? i might not be so much of a fan but labelling it a pagan holiday is it now a holiday?, dont u think is a little far fetched? |
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by Nobody: 2:51am On Jan 15, 2009 |
sillyboy:oh babe, think about it. cold weather, motion, and hot steamy Couldn't be a better scene than that sillyboy:I can't handle cold. My skin is very fragile I know, baby, I know sillyboy:what innocent look? boy, would I love to see that. I don't think you have an innocent look jare sillyboy:But I don't play. I tell you str8 out, I don't like it when you get hurt, I don't want to be the cause of your shattered heart. I odn't kiss and tell. I tell you the truth and only the truth. And if you can't handle the truth, thre ain't nothing I can do about it. If you play me, I'd walk out on you. I don't like to play you and I don't like being played. Simple rule from my code. So think twice about it because I will may you pay sillyboy:tell me another one, I want to laugh. Just woke up an hour or so ago, so tired Yo, my birthday is coming. . . . am so happy Am only telling you because I [i]want [/i]you to wish me a Hbirthday , if you forget, I'll have your balls on my platter |
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by sillyboy(m): 2:55am On Jan 15, 2009 |
HeatFusion: Trust me. . .my fantasy list has bn growing since uve bn working on it with me. . . .lol Are you serious about you not able to handle cold?. . . . Whao. . .this is funny. . .I love it. . . . My presence will keep you more warmer than NorthFace apparels Give me ur cell number. . .via email (walleyhh@gmail.com). . . .and I will call you twice that very day. . . |
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by Nobody: 3:03am On Jan 15, 2009 |
naoma02:I told you ppl to get your basket to another market. ah ahn sillyboy:Lol, I can give you more fantasy if you like Lol, cold makes me sleep. am so serious, rainy day makes me sleep too Am sure you'll keep me warm, I already feel safe na Call me? email me? |
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by osisi2(f): 3:09am On Jan 15, 2009 |
what is valentine sef? another trade gimmick Frankly I'll appreciate flowers and a card better on a non valentine day than on feb 14th. I like spontaneity Even wife beaters buy their punching bags flowers on valentines day to appease them. |
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by Nobody: 3:29am On Jan 15, 2009 |
**osisi:lol, true that. shows that he did it because he wanted to, not because he was expected to |
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by bluespice(f): 3:32am On Jan 15, 2009 |
exactly, thats why am not so much of a fan of valentines |
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by sillyboy(m): 3:35am On Jan 15, 2009 |
@ HF. What's with the question marks and shine shine eyes. @ Osisi , BS and HF. It's not that boys like sending cards up and down on valentine day. . . . . its just that u girls makes Vals day such a big deal. . . .if u dont get anything from ur man. . . its like he doesnt appreciate you, . . . . |
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by Nobody: 3:40am On Jan 15, 2009 |
sillyboy:well, true for some women sha. [size=2pt]I dnt do emails or calling [/size] |
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by osisi2(f): 3:42am On Jan 15, 2009 |
With the current economic crunch,ladies should not expect too much. If he buys you agbalumo(Udala) just lick the thing and give him a kiss. Things is hard |
Re: Dos And Don'ts Of Valentines by Nobody: 3:44am On Jan 15, 2009 |
**osisi:ohhh, I'd love that!! been years my lips touched that fruit. |
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