I created this thread because NL doesn't have instant messaging. So tell me a joke or just come in for a friendly chat and a cuppa cho. So, How you dowin?

hi

The cuppa you mentioned, how do I get it?

Little Girl came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Boy showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Girl went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Girl's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Girl replied, "No, salty." Mom fainted.

Lovetinz:
The cuppa you mentioned, how do I get it?

Little Girl came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Boy showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Girl went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Girl's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Girl replied, "No, salty." Mom fainted.

Hahaha thank you laughter is medicine. How many sugars would you like with your tea? I've just put the kettle on. *returns from kitchen and sits down*

SageNaruto:
hi

Hello thanks for dropping by.

Dimples192:

Hahaha thank you laughter is medicine. How many sugars would you like with your tea? I've just put the kettle on. *returns from kitchen and sits down*

No, not sugar. A spoon of honey will be nice with lotsa milk,
Served warm, not hot.

Lovetinz:

No, not sugar. A spoon of honey will be nice with lotsa milk,
Served warm, not hot.

Coming right up. You like your tea the way my lil nieces like it-milky-
I have no honey but I can put my finger it

Dimples192:

Hello thanks for dropping by.

ure a shit.

Dimples192:
Coming right up. You like your tea the way my lil nieces like it-milky-
I have no honey but I can put my finger it

all your comments are just Bleep.

Dimples192:


Hahaha thank you laughter is medicine. How many sugars would you like with your tea? I've just put the kettle on. *returns from kitchen and sits down*

dats al u know hw to do, u cnt even cook gud food, only 2 boil water n make tea. mcheeeeew!!!

Dimples192:
I created this thread because NL doesn't have instant messaging. So tell me a joke or just come in for a friendly chat and a cuppa cho. So, How you dowin?

rubbish

Borrowed your Dad's watch?

Dimples192:
Coming right up. You like your tea the way my lil nieces like it-milky-
I have no honey but I can put my finger it

Thanks, Dimples,
While I sip the tea, maybe we can talk about really nice times...

Lovetinz:

Thanks, Dimples,
While I sip the tea, maybe we can talk about really nice times...

What's your plan for the weekend?

Read,,Movies,,,Go out -Shawarma+ice cream..
Whats urs?

Yo
I downloaded dis one
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

But my personaL favourite and shortest joke is- "2 yoruba women sat down quietly"

Dimples192:
I created this thread because NL doesn't have instant messaging. So tell me a joke or just come in for a friendly chat and a cuppa cho. So, How you dowin?

What gets wetter and wetter as it dries?

Lovetinz:
Read,,Movies,,,Go out -Shawarma+ice cream..
Whats urs?

Cooking, Cleaning and a lil shopping. Nothing exciting. Wanna go out on Friday 13th. I love the date because it's deemed unlucky by many but for me it's my favourite day.

Dimples192:
What gets wetter and wetter as it dries?

A towel

Friday 13th? Two is a team . Where do we meet?

jemype:
Yo
I downloaded dis one
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

But my personaL favourite and shortest joke is- "2 yoruba women sat down quietly"

Modified I think that was the joke lol #BarbieMoments

Loool I love that! Kids will bring your shi out.
Dnt know the 2 Yoruba women joke thou please share it.

Lovetinz:

A towel

Good close but no

Lovetinz:

A towel

Friday 13th? Two is a team . Where do we meet?

Where are you at?

Lagos mainland. You?

Lovetinz:
Lagos mainland. You?

England
Bit far to travel

Lemme think, A plane- 6 hours..
I wonder how long with a bicycle..
Are you free Friday 13th 2016?

Lovetinz:
Lemme think, A plane- 6 hours..
I wonder how long with a bicycle..
Are you free Friday 13th 2016?

Lol Yeah why not.

Hmmph.
I have a joke somewhere..., just that all that alcohol last night's befuddled my brain...

Dimples , do you like pineapples?

BoboYekini:
Hmmph.
I have a joke somewhere..., just that all that alcohol last night's befuddled my brain...

Lol well come back when you sober up

Hello Dimples192

Lovetinz:
Dimples , do you like pineapples?

Second to mango but yh I like pineapples

uchman:
Hello Dimples192

Hello uchman thanks for the holla
How you been?