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Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 7:59am On Mar 08, 2015
Lovetinz:
Dimples , do you like pineapples?

I like how you personalised the pic lol grin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by jemype(m): 8:06am On Mar 08, 2015
That was the exact thing i said when i first herd the joke. And d person said thats the joke. Confused me said- i dont understand. And the person said- can u eva see 2 yoruba women sitting down quietly? They must either gossip about themselves, about someone, chit chat , sing song but they cant just sit down quietly.
Dimples192:


Modified I think that was the joke lol #BarbieMoments

Loool I love that! Kids will bring your shi out.
Dnt know the 2 Yoruba women joke thou please share it.
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 8:11am On Mar 08, 2015
And I the killerman says hi, to you madam dimples192, hope u have dimples , cus I got them in excess of normal
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 8:48am On Mar 08, 2015
Dimples192:
What gets wetter and wetter as it dries?

The tongue
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 8:56am On Mar 08, 2015
missjenna:


The tongue

Lol really? No thou
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 9:12am On Mar 08, 2015
There is an elephant in the room...
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 9:13am On Mar 08, 2015
Dimples192:


Lol really? No thou

A block of ice
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 9:15am On Mar 08, 2015
missjenna:


A block of ice
Lol I like your thinking but no.
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 9:16am On Mar 08, 2015
BoboYekini:
There is an elephant in the room...

Where is it lol
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 9:24am On Mar 08, 2015
Dimples192:

Lol I like your thinking but no.

A sponge
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 9:32am On Mar 08, 2015
killerman47:
And I the killerman says hi, to you madam dimples192, hope u have dimples , cus I got them in excess of normal
Hi hope you're well cheesy
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:12am On Mar 08, 2015
Dimples192:

Hi hope you're well cheesy

I think the answer to your riddle is sponge
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:20am On Mar 08, 2015
missjenna:


I think the answer to your riddle is sponge

No it's not bbe
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:24am On Mar 08, 2015
Dimples192:


Where is it lol
In my pants...smiley
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:35am On Mar 08, 2015
Dimples192:
What gets wetter and wetter as it dries?

Nail varnish remover grin
The original answer was: A Towel.
But I put my own twist on it angry
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:39am On Mar 08, 2015
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Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:41am On Mar 08, 2015
Dimples192:


No it's not bbe

Then its a handkerchief angry
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:41am On Mar 08, 2015
Lol you nutter. I guess that's your joke?
BoboYekini:
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Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:43am On Mar 08, 2015
Dimples192:


Nail varnish remover grin
The original answer was: A Towel.
But I put my own twist on it angry

handkerchief and sponge are also correct angry
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:44am On Mar 08, 2015
missjenna:


handkerchief and sponge are also correct angry

Lol ok maybe hanky but not a sponge
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:49am On Mar 08, 2015
missjenna:


But wait o, dimples I hope you know I am missclassy right

shocked shocked shocked
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:51am On Mar 08, 2015
Dimples192:


shocked shocked shocked

You didn't know?
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:53am On Mar 08, 2015
missclassy:


You didn't know?

No I'm just not fussed by you anymore. Live and let live grin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:57am On Mar 08, 2015
Dimples192:
Lol you nutter. I guess that's your joke?
The joke's on you...I believe we have met before..
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 11:01am On Mar 08, 2015
BoboYekini:
The joke's on you...I believe we have met before..

Find a dictionary hun and look up the words met, meet, and meeting. We've never met and I know who you are.
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 11:03am On Mar 08, 2015
missjenna:


But wait o, dimples I hope you know I am missclassy right
missclassy:

You didn't know?

undecided How do you live with yourself? Is it schizophrenia? Or some other malady?
...Oh let me guess...you're a fat middle-aged woman. I shall analyse your posts and be back with more in a bit. smiley

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