Dimples192:


Find a dictionary hun and look up the words met, meet, and meeting. We've never met and I know who you are.

BoboYekini:

How do you live with yourself? Is it schizophrenia? Or some other malady?
...Oh let me guess...you're a fat middle-aged woman. I shall analyse your posts and be back with more in a bit.

Dimples192:


No I'm just not fussed by you anymore. Live and let live

missclassy:

Okay

Let me just tell you this quick joke

An igbo widower and business man was on his death bed about to die. So he called all his children to gather around him so he would say his last words to them

Due to the fact that his sickness affected his eye sight,with the little strength he had inside of him, he began calling the names of all five of his children to see if all of them were present
He called "Ikenna" his first child and he answered
He called"Chiamaka" and she answered.
He called the names of all of five of his children and they all answered.

The man then gently opening his mouth and trying his best to use his dwindling strength to speak made this final statement

"If all of you are here, who is in the shop"

BoboYekini:
You say 'I know who you are' like I'm the devil or something
A handsome devil.

Dimples192:

Lol no hun it's in you're head.

Dimples192:

Lol no hun it's in you're head.

missclassy:


Let me tell you this other one

A guy was engaged to this lady that had a very and even more attractive younger sister

So 2 weeks to the wedding, the family of the lady staged a test for the young man to test his integrity and love for his wife to be

So one day the guy got an urgent text from his fiancee telling him to come over to her place. So he drove straight to his fiancee's house.
On getting there he was greeted by the seductively dressed younger sister of his fiancee.
With seductive gestures, the sister told him that she had feelings for him and that she was the one who sent the text.

She walked towards him and placed her hands on his chest and moved them gently towards his cocck telling as she looked into his eyes.
"I love you, and I want you" she said as she pushed him towards the sofa in the sitting room and began undressing as she moved to remove his tie and un-button his shirt.

In a sharp frenzy the guy ran out of the house and headed for his car.
He was surprised to find a crowd of people consisting of his fiancee, her siblings and her parents with smiles on their faces, clapping and congratulating him for successfully passing the test.

With a deep sigh, the young man muttered these words under his breath to himself

"Thank god I left the_condoms in the car"

BoboYekini:
I haven't eaten anything today.
I'm on a paleo diet.

Dimples192:
what is paleo?

Dimples192:
I literally laughed out loud! Thanks. Where is the story from?

missclassy:

Your are welcome

I heard the joke few years back at these stand up comedy shows

BoboYekini:
Lol. You're so fake, it makes me nauseous.(Maybe its just that I'm hungover though?)
Tell me, are you man, woman, or machine? Or child?

BoboYekini:
Paleolithic. Diet mostly based on animal proteins and fruit. And you only eat when strictly hungry, small portions. Supposed to get you that lean and fit look.

Dimples192:


I thought exercise was enough to give you a lean body?

missclassy:


One quick question. Why do you say I am fake
By the way, I am a lady

BoboYekini:
Well you type/write like a man. Or at best a middle-aged woman approaching menopause.

Darkrebel666:
Not mine though

During a biology exam the students were to draw a female's reproductive organ and label it.
15 mins to the exam, a boy shouted and said-- Sir!!..Linda is cheating and copying..
The teacher was confused and said- how that can be when I have collected all your text books and notes?
then the boy replied-- Sir, she's copying from the original

is it funny?

BoboYekini:
No. Exercise alone won't cut it.
Did you get your lean sexy look from exercise only? I think not.

Dimples192:


No I got that from my mama

missclassy:


Can I ask you a question?

Lala247:
Dimpz i can see boboyekini dp no b small thing . Lol

Dimples192:


Why not?

Dimples192:


Lool rugged tings trust me lol.