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Re: 6 Things You Must Not Do Before You Sleep by jerrymej(m): 6:51am On Mar 09, 2015
Hilarious No.6
Re: 6 Things You Must Not Do Before You Sleep by engrjacuzzi: 7:13am On Mar 09, 2015
realdee44:
grin grin I so much love No.6
you sound as if you are guilty of no 6
Re: 6 Things You Must Not Do Before You Sleep by talk2cj08(m): 7:28am On Mar 09, 2015
Orijin101:
*in olamide's voice;

story for the gods, the gods ooooo.....
na ur type dey do no 6 embarassed
Re: 6 Things You Must Not Do Before You Sleep by Nobody: 7:29am On Mar 09, 2015
A reasonable married woman in a happy marriage wont do 2,5 n 6.

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Re: 6 Things You Must Not Do Before You Sleep by harffie(m): 7:31am On Mar 09, 2015
realdee44:
grin grin I so much love No.6
I like 5 more
Re: 6 Things You Must Not Do Before You Sleep by nebukadnezzari(m): 7:32am On Mar 09, 2015
No 1 is bullshit, all my watches na swiss movement so how on earth will such happen when its not battery powered
Re: 6 Things You Must Not Do Before You Sleep by harffie(m): 7:36am On Mar 09, 2015
haleeberry:
A reasonable married woman in a happy marriage wont do 2,5 n 6.
Ye, especially 5!
Re: 6 Things You Must Not Do Before You Sleep by mamaziko: 7:48am On Mar 09, 2015
I love dat no 6 wella ( maka ndi mgbaji aka)
Re: 6 Things You Must Not Do Before You Sleep by justmag(m): 7:55am On Mar 09, 2015
Hahaha @ number 6...go tell that to the oloshisss of nigeria.
Re: 6 Things You Must Not Do Before You Sleep by Missmossy(f): 7:55am On Mar 09, 2015
Lol noted grin
Re: 6 Things You Must Not Do Before You Sleep by slimfancier(f): 7:57am On Mar 09, 2015
Nyc 1
Re: 6 Things You Must Not Do Before You Sleep by jaybee(f): 8:10am On Mar 09, 2015
winner01:

6 – DON’T SLEEP WITH OTHER PEOPLE’S WIVES OR
HUSBANDS.
Scientists are of d opinion that one may never
wake up again; and if this happens?? DISGRACE AWAITS,as in,
no one will like to be picked up dead, by loved ones from
such a place to the Morgue!…
STAY BY THE RULE

The issue with this point is that the people involved don't usually sleep; they are doing something
Re: 6 Things You Must Not Do Before You Sleep by jaybee(f): 8:16am On Mar 09, 2015
UnstoppableOla:

I just violated rule no 6 with my landlord's wife

these are not rules. Its advise for wise people; not f00ls. the consequences are spelt out there for you to compliment and may be celebrate your actions.
Re: 6 Things You Must Not Do Before You Sleep by soldierdollar(m): 8:25am On Mar 09, 2015
winner01:
1 – DON’T SLEEP WITH WATCH. Watch can emit a certain
level of radioactivity. Though small, but if you wear your
watch to bed for a longtime, it might have adverse effects on
your health.
2 – DON’T SLEEP WITH BRA. Scientist in America have
discovered those who wear bras for more dan 12hours have
a high risk of getting bosom cancer. So go to bed without it.
3 – DON’T SLEEP WITH PHONE. Putting the phone beside
your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged. Though
some of us will use phones as alarm clocks, but please put
the phone as far as possible. Scientists have proved that
electrical items including mobile phones and television sets
emit magnetic waves when used. These waves can cause
disruptions to our nervous system.
Therefore if you need to put your mobile phone near you,
switch it off first.
4 – DON’T SLEEP WITH MAKE – UP. People who sleep with
make-up might have skin problems in the long run.
Sleeping with make- up will cause the skin to have difficulty
in breathing and problem in perspiring. You will also need a
much longer time to go into deep sleep. Lastly & Most
important
5- DON’T SLEEP WITH PANT ON- To get fresh and odorless
womanliness you are to go to bed pant-less for free access
of fresh breeze
6 – DON’T SLEEP WITH OTHER PEOPLE’S WIVES OR
HUSBANDS. Scientists are of d opinion that one may never
wake up again; and if this happens?? DISGRACE AWAITS,as in,
no one will like to be picked up dead, by loved ones from
such a place to the Morgue!…
STAY BY THE RULE

@ No 6 . DEAD PEOPLE DON'T GIVE A DAMN
Re: 6 Things You Must Not Do Before You Sleep by Nobody: 8:47am On Mar 09, 2015
DON’T SLEEP WITH WATCH. Watch can emit a certain
level of radioactivity. Though small, but if you wear your
watch to bed for a longtime, it might have adverse effects on
your health.
2 – DON’T SLEEP WITH BRA. Scientist in America have
discovered those who wear bras for more dan 12hours have
a high risk of getting bosom cancer. So go to bed without it.
3 – DON’T SLEEP WITH PHONE. Putting the phone beside
your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged. Though
some of us will use phones as alarm clocks, but please put
the phone as far as possible. Scientists have proved that
electrical items including mobile phones and television sets
emit magnetic waves when used. These waves can cause
disruptions to our nervous system.
Therefore if you need to put your mobile phone near you,
switch it off first.
4 – DON’T SLEEP WITH MAKE – UP. People who sleep with
make-up might have skin problems in the long run.
Sleeping with make- up will cause the skin to have difficulty
in breathing and problem in perspiring. You will also need a
much longer time to go into deep sleep. Lastly & Most
important
5- DON’T SLEEP WITH PANT ON- To get fresh and odorless
womanliness you are to go to bed pant-less for free access
of fresh breeze
6 – DON’T SLEEP WITH OTHER PEOPLE’S WIVES OR
HUSBANDS. Scientists are of d opinion that one may never
wake up again; and if this happens?? DISGRACE AWAITS,as in,
no one will like to be picked up dead, by loved ones from
such a place to the Morgue!…
STAY BY THE RULE
Re: 6 Things You Must Not Do Before You Sleep by Wuuworld(m): 9:10am On Mar 09, 2015
Nneka123:
None taken smiley

Sweet girl..
Re: 6 Things You Must Not Do Before You Sleep by Armanee: 9:11am On Mar 09, 2015
MisterLongman:
Wetin concern scientist with sleeping with other peoples wives or husband


I swear...some scientists sef... they need fresh motivation to curb their boredom...
grin
Re: 6 Things You Must Not Do Before You Sleep by tchino26(m): 9:18am On Mar 09, 2015
[color=#006600][/color]OMG: 2 n 5 is perfectly 1daful. I love it wen d paradise gate is always open
Re: 6 Things You Must Not Do Before You Sleep by 9jatatafo(m): 9:19am On Mar 09, 2015
OP I like that No 6, how wish it works immediately, there will be no need for away games because the rate at which married couples play away games lately, it is alarming.
Re: 6 Things You Must Not Do Before You Sleep by tchino26(m): 9:25am On Mar 09, 2015
Armanee:



I swear...some scientists sef... they need fresh motivation to curb their boredom...
grin
Re: 6 Things You Must Not Do Before You Sleep by tchino26(m): 9:30am On Mar 09, 2015
MisterLongman:
Wetin concern scientist with sleeping with other peoples wives or husband
@ misterlongman: U seems to be guilty of number 6. Lol
Re: 6 Things You Must Not Do Before You Sleep by MKO4ever(m): 9:43am On Mar 09, 2015
Topic should have been "6 things you must not sleep with" and not "6 things you must not do before you sleep"
Such a wrong topic.
Re: 6 Things You Must Not Do Before You Sleep by Nobody: 9:44am On Mar 09, 2015
ignis:
Am guilty of 3 and 5. ... But I can't help it.

No wonder that place is always oozing
Re: 6 Things You Must Not Do Before You Sleep by justinewest(m): 9:56am On Mar 09, 2015
wonderful rules for the wise.
Re: 6 Things You Must Not Do Before You Sleep by ibrod7: 10:26am On Mar 09, 2015
Correct
Re: 6 Things You Must Not Do Before You Sleep by Nobody: 10:45am On Mar 09, 2015
winner01:
1 –
3 – DON’T SLEEP WITH PHONE. Putting the phone beside
your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged. Though
some of us will use phones as alarm clocks, but please put
the phone as far as possible. Scientists have proved that
electrical items including mobile phones and television sets
emit magnetic waves when used. These waves can cause
disruptions to our nervous system.
Therefore if you need to put your mobile phone near you,
switch it off first.
not possible...Clementus/clementina plenty for here
Re: 6 Things You Must Not Do Before You Sleep by Nobody: 10:50am On Mar 09, 2015
shocked
The #6 is the coolest! You kpai for another man wife na double tragedy. Your dead body go reject you for disgrace
Re: 6 Things You Must Not Do Before You Sleep by tchino26(m): 12:18pm On Mar 09, 2015
harffie:
Ye, especially 5!
2 n 5 is a must do n necessary for reasonanbles n newly married house wifes. Dispite d risk attached to dem, a wife need not to wear Bra N pant wen sleeping wit her husband at nite in order to grant her husband a free access to her honey pot. D honey pot belong to d husband, so he has d rite to go to he's honey pot anyday n anytime pleases Lol

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Re: 6 Things You Must Not Do Before You Sleep by tchino26(m): 12:29pm On Mar 09, 2015
MKO4ever:
Topic should have been "6 things you must not sleep with" and not "6 things you must not do before you sleep"
Such a wrong topic.
U're rite! Xactly wat it thought, but I guess we all understand wat he means, as for me, i jst decide to play along. Thnx for d correction
Re: 6 Things You Must Not Do Before You Sleep by layinkakeem(m): 2:18pm On Mar 09, 2015
That No5. Is good and perfect,
If them born any girl well, make she sleep beside me without pant.
I won't touch her oooooo.
But the thing that will touch her. Will show up ;DThat No5. Is good and perfect,
If them born any girl well, make she sleep beside me without pant.
I won't touch her oooooo.
But the thing that will touch her. Will show up

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