Have you ever encountered some very ackward painful moment that make you think that someone is targeting from the village? Well, I have been through that a lot. These are my top ackward moments:
You are coming into your street and there is NEPA light, but just as you enter your house, NEPA takes light.
Immediately you put on the gen set, NEPA restores light.you off it to have a seat in the sitting room and they take the light again. You wait for some minutes hoping they bring they light, until 30mins later you go to put it on and as you put it in, they brings the light.
You try to lift a gallon off the ground with your whole energy not knowing that there is no liquid in it.
You go to your neighbours house to take your phone you plugged over three hours ago only to discover that it hasnt been charging.
You have been expecting a babe to call you and tell U shes coming and for over 4hrs your phone hasnt rang. Then you check your phone only to see 3o missed calls.your phone is on silent.
You are coming back from school and you smell fried plantain coming from your house only to barge in and discover its from your neighbours house..you guys are gonna eat eba.
You are seriously purging and you have defied all odds to keep yourself from shitting yourself while looking for a place to let it all out, only to get to the toilet and let out a very tiny fart.
You are at the ATM, in a long queue and after waiting for over an hour its finally your turn, ATM suddenly becomes unable to dispense cash.
Pls feel free to add yours!

You don't know disappointment until you order for food in a restaurant and then you see the waiter coming with the exact thing you ordered but when he is close to your table, he makes a little turn and takes the food to the people beside you.



It breaks my heart more than failed relationship.

yuncka:
Have you ever encountered some very ackward painful moment that make you think that someone is targeting from the village? Well, I have been through that a lot. These are my top ackward moments:
You are coming into your street and there is NEPA light, but just as you enter your house, NEPA takes light.
Immediately you put on the gen set, NEPA restores light.you off it to have a seat in the sitting room and they take the light again. You wait for some minutes hoping they bring they light, until 30mins later you go to put it on and as you put it in, they brings the light.
You try to lift a gallon off the ground with your whole energy not knowing that there is no liquid in it.
You go to your neighbours house to take your phone you plugged over three hours ago only to discover that it hasnt been charging.
You have been expecting a babe to call you and tell U shes coming and for over 4hrs your phone hasnt rang. Then you check your phone only to see 3o missed calls.your phone is on silent.
You are coming back from school and you smell fried plantain coming from your house only to barge in and discover its from your neighbours house..you guys are gonna eat eba.
You are seriously purging and you have defied all odds to keep yourself from shitting yourself while looking for a place to let it all out, only to get to the toilet and let out a very tiny fart.
You are at the ATM, in a long queue and after waiting for over an hour its finally your turn, ATM suddenly becomes unable to dispense cash.
Pls feel free to add yours!

You are the type that doesn't miss classes but the day you were absent someone came and gave them a gift.

-The day you miss lecture and the lecturer takes attendance and gives 5-10marks for it.
-after considering the Feb14 election date, you fix your wedding for march28 and the election got postponed to the same date.
-downloading a 2gb file from the net, only for it to reach 99% and write download failed #gbese re o
-you always do your assignments but the lecturer doesn't use them, you decided to ignore one and that's the one the lecturer wants to use. #modaran
-you have a final year exam at 12noon, so you read overnight/morning and decided to take a nap at 10am only to wake at 3pm
-you ignore a party/wedding invitation only for those who went to tell you that your crush showed up.
-your are broke at school and your brother sent you #1,000 worth airtime only to Recharge and find out that etisalat has scooped it all for auto-renew of BB monthly subscription.
-after spending your whole earnings on a date only to find out She's on her period
-When you want to make a reasonable comment on
the first page of a thread and you rush to book space
only to find yourself in page2
-when you create a very very reasonable thread and
people just fail to comment/mod wouldn't just put it
on frontpage.
Omo that's all I can remember for now

that only day u decided not to go for lectures that is the day em lectuters would be giving test..

lol....funny peeps.

Okwori12:


You are the type that doesn't miss classes but the day you were absent someone came and gave them a gift.

Shit! LoL, or even worse, surprise test.

Tallesty1:
You don't know disappointment until you order for food in a restaurant and then you see the waiter coming with the exact thing you ordered but when he is close to your table, he makes a little turn and takes the food to the people beside you.



It breaks my heart more than failed relationship.

Lol! U neva see where pesin dey dive waiter before.

yuncka:


Lol! U neva see where pesin dey dive waiter before.

Or events where you were not served food but you was given tooth pick.

Rice finishing at a wedding when it gets to your turn or the person sharing mistakenly skips your row.
#Causes Suicide and sometimes, murder.

The moment when you feel you were late for a meeting only for you to get there and you were told it has been cancelled.

Okwori12:

Or events where you were not served food I go but you was given tooth pick.

I go forget dat toothpick for person body.

Vivly:
Rice finishing at a wedding when it gets to your turn or the person sharing mistakenly skips your row.
#Causes Suicide and sometimes, murder.

God forbid...

ojeota:
The moment when you feel you were late for a meeting only for you to get there and you were told it has been cancelled.

Dis one don happen to me plenty times. Na so sweat go full Ur body...

SuperSuave:
-The day you miss lecture and the lecturer takes attendance and gives 5-10marks for it.
-after considering the Feb14 election date, you fix your wedding for march28 and the election got postponed to the same date.
-downloading a 2gb file from the net, only for it to reach 99% and write download failed #gbese re o
-you always do your assignments but the lecturer doesn't use them, you decided to ignore one and that's the one the lecturer wants to use. #modaran
-you have a final year exam at 12noon, so you read overnight/morning and decided to take a nap at 10am only to wake at 3pm
-you ignore a party/wedding invitation only for those who went to tell you that your crush showed up.
-your are broke at school and your brother sent you #1,000 worth airtime only to Recharge and find out that etisalat has scooped it all for auto-renew of BB monthly subscription.
-after spending your whole earnings on a date only to find out She's on her period
Omo that's all I can remember for now

Bro, dat download ish na die. I don nearly smash my Lappi because of dat tin oo. Lol, but nt funny when it happens to you.

yuncka:


Bro, dat download ish na die. I don nearly smash my Lappi because of dat tin oo. Lol, but nt funny when it happens to you.

not funny at all. Whenever it happens when downloading Porn, for my mind God didn't want me to watch it

-When you want to make a reasonable comment on the first page of a thread and you rush to book space only to find yourself in page2
-when you create a very very reasonable thread and people just fail to comment/mod wouldn't just put it on frontpage.

SuperSuave:
not funny at all. Whenever it happens when downloading Porn, for my mind God didn't want me to watch it

LoL! U na porn lord oo!