You of course know about the hot trend where people tape their faces with scotch tape to distort them, then take a selfie, or what is better known as a “sellofie” after sello tape, and share it on their social media page. This woman loves the pouty lips effect she was able to accomplish.


There are only three scenarios we can guess are going on in this photo: 1) below him, just out of frame, is a rabid, snarling miniature dachshund 2) he’s auditioning for the role of koala bear in the school play or 3) he’s just weird. Seriously, just what the hell is going on with the youth of today?

Points we’ll give him: bothering with the guitar, pleasant relaxed smile, the believable use of tongs. Points we’ll take away: the hat and sunglasses, bringing chicken into a bathroom, beer on the grill, the entire photo. Leaving him with a negative 2. Next time chicken grilling bathroom guy, next time.

We agree that this young woman’s skirt and shirt ensemble is pretty enough to be snapped. But did she really need to take the photo right when that poor kids was getting an ass whupping for whatever it was he did? Looks like he is mid-float from the massive can of “didn’t I tell you to stop” that launched aerodynamically into the wall.



Most of us, when we get pulled over by a cop, try not to cry as we rummage through the glove compartment desperately searching for our registration and proof of insurance. Not this kid – for him this is the perfect selfie opportunity. Can you say ballsy?


Okay, wow. What we’d first like to point out is that this is an old school selfie taken with an actual *gasp* camera. Second, I guess in order to really convince all the ladies he was a chocolate dream, this brotha found it necessary to actually pour chocolate all over himself. And third, what in the hell is his mother going to think happened when she washes his drawers?


When we first saw this selfie we thought that a moronic neighbor decided to take the opportunity and pose in front of a perfectly good house fire. Then, upon looking at the reflection in the sunglasses and the coat this guy has on, we realized nope, he’s a moronic firefighter who took the opportunity to snap a selfie in front of a perfectly good house fire… that is still burning.



We’ve all been here, right? You’re just sitting there minding your own business trying to do your business when a friend or perfect stranger decides to capture the moment. Um, also, are those bruises on that young girl’s thigh Please tell us that’s a funky tattoo and not bruises


nd speaking of sitting there working out your business… We suspect this man is on vacation and so pleased by the fact he can see his own reflection while on the can that he just had to snap one off, if you know what we mean. Please notice the focus and concentration on his face. Please try not to notice the possible wet spot on his shorts.


We actually find this selfie pretty darn adorable. I mean it was a good idea and a nice attempt at pulling off the classic, “Look I’m pinching the sun” bit. It’s not this guy’s fault that both of his eyes are extremely crossed and he misjudged the camera’s positioning. Give him some credit


Actually this selfie is not funny at all. Is it highly inappropriate to snap a selfie when your loved one is clearly in distress in what appears to be an emergency room situation? You bet. But maybe this is how the young girl was coping with the situation? Who knows? All we know is it is clearly one of the worst selfies of all time, and we hope everything turned out okay.



Some mother’s read to their toddlers, some make funny faces, and some show them what a bodacious booty is supposed to look like. Either this kid is looking for the Cheerios he lost earlier or he’s sticking a little dollar bill into his, presumably, mother’s G-string. They grow up so fast


Hey, if your grandmother looked exactly like Tyler Perry A.K.A. Madea, you’d want a selfie at her funeral too. All is not lost or disrespectful though because this young gentleman did wear a lovely argyle sweater which, we guess, makes up for the fact that he’s posing with a dead relative. Rest in PEACE!


The next time you’re on vacation and you’re annoyed because you wish the hotel’s towels were fluffier, or because the vending machine was out of Teddy Grahams, or because the taxi driver charged you too much, just remember this lady and thank your lucky stars you’re not being mauled by a camel.

Okay

The last picture is scary

If you snap with these modern digital cameras and
still look ugly,my brother/sister your ugliness is
peak milk,'cos it's in you!!!!
‪#‎ lol‬

uzeba:
If you snap with these modern digital cameras and
still look ugly,my brother/sister your ugliness is
peak milk,'cos it's in you!!!!
‪#‎ lol‬