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African Proverbs by 2dice(m): 11:15am On Mar 11, 2015
PROVERBS FROM ACROSS AFRICA

1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)

2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward.(Cameroon)

3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)

4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corns by the road side have the same problem.(Ghana)

5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close dem, b'cos u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)

6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume.(Nigeria)

7. If the alarm of a china phone cannot wake you, forget it, you are dead. (Lagos, Nigeria)

8. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. [Togo]

9. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)

10. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with a smelly fingers. (kenya)
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Re: African Proverbs by Nobody: 11:17am On Mar 11, 2015
Nansense!!!!!! angry
Re: African Proverbs by CloneX: 11:19am On Mar 11, 2015
Smoking before creating threads is bad. - Usa
Re: African Proverbs by Nobody: 11:27am On Mar 11, 2015
u shouldn't put this on "romance" but in joke thread…its funny tho... grin grin wink
Re: African Proverbs by 2dice(m): 1:29pm On Mar 11, 2015
KashyBaby:
u shouldn't put this on "romance" but in joke thread…its funny tho... grin grin wink
huh
thanks tho...
Hope you can speak pidgin now?

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