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Life Is Segmented In Bars Just Like That Of Batteries by simplemach(m): 7:33am On Mar 16, 2015
Is this true? Gordons at the presidents' interaction with the showbiz stars last night said that the human life is parted just like battery bars which mostly comes in 4 bars. He said 0 to 20 yrs represents four bar (i.e full battery), 20 to 40 yrs represents three bars, 40 to 60 yrs has just two bars which means battery is still strong, but anything from 60 yrs upwards which indicates one bar and also signifies low battery is better spent with one's familly,taking care of them and not ruling a country like Nigeria.
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It was a joke.

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