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Surprised Birthday Party Turned Bad- As The Lady What Would You Do? by xynerise: 10:21am On Mar 16, 2015 |
This is not a fiction but a near real life story. Funny but not funny A beautiful lady found love again and this time, the man wants to marry her. He planned to proposed on her birthday and organised a surprised birthday party. On Saturday morning at 8:55am which was the D-day, he called her on phone to meet him at his place. She got there before 10am and was filled with excitement waiting to enjoy the fun for the day. They were outside the gate to his house. He whispered " Happy birthday" and brought out a handkerchief. "Sweetheart, I want to show you something", he said smiling. Pls, I don't want you to spoil the fun. Don't open it. He tied the hanky on her eyes and led her to the sitting room and ask her to wait for 5mins that he wants to get something inside his car outside. Two mins gone and he is yet to return. "Gosh! I am pressed", she said. All these while, there were about 50 people in that sitting room waiting to shout "Happy birthday" as soon as the man untie the hanky. She was filled with gas and wanted to erupt . "Thank God nobody is here" she said to herself. And finally, she released a long lasting thunderous fart in the sitting room in front of the crowd and heaved of relief . Everyone held their noses but didn't say anything. The man later walked in smiling and humming "Happy birthday to you" song. He opened the hanky slowly and as soon as she saw the crowd giggling, she broke down in tears and ran out of the house. He ran after her though. Ladies, if you were the one this happened to how would you feel? It is your birthday, so don't ruin it |
Re: Surprised Birthday Party Turned Bad- As The Lady What Would You Do? by Nobody: 10:23am On Mar 16, 2015 |
Nairaland ladies no dey mess. This doesn't apply to them. |
Re: Surprised Birthday Party Turned Bad- As The Lady What Would You Do? by Nobody: 10:28am On Mar 16, 2015 |
Re: Surprised Birthday Party Turned Bad- As The Lady What Would You Do? by FLAWLES(f): 10:30am On Mar 16, 2015 |
Mtwwwwwws; Old gist |
Re: Surprised Birthday Party Turned Bad- As The Lady What Would You Do? by Tashaamania(f): 10:31am On Mar 16, 2015 |
Blackett:Thank God you know |
Re: Surprised Birthday Party Turned Bad- As The Lady What Would You Do? by Ucheosefoh(m): 10:35am On Mar 16, 2015 |
Op what did you take us as? kids abi by lying this rubbish is a real life story. A story I have lost count how many times I have read it, please get busy and do yourself a whole lot of good. 1 Like |
Re: Surprised Birthday Party Turned Bad- As The Lady What Would You Do? by Iyanusele(m): 10:35am On Mar 16, 2015 |
she did a mistake, she was suppose to pretend as if noting happened. she can even say it jokingly halfway on the party that she farted while waiting for her guy & she hope they are not in than, but if they are; She Is Sorry! I bet you they will all laugh it off & admire her sincerity |
Re: Surprised Birthday Party Turned Bad- As The Lady What Would You Do? by Nobody: 10:37am On Mar 16, 2015 |
Tashaamania:Una no dey _shit as well. . . And una _shit no dey smell. |
Re: Surprised Birthday Party Turned Bad- As The Lady What Would You Do? by Nobody: 10:39am On Mar 16, 2015 |
this should be in joke section!! |
Re: Surprised Birthday Party Turned Bad- As The Lady What Would You Do? by xynerise: 10:41am On Mar 16, 2015 |
FLAWLES:oops!! |
Re: Surprised Birthday Party Turned Bad- As The Lady What Would You Do? by chimerase2: 10:42am On Mar 16, 2015 |
Omo I won't marry hour again I tot gals dnt fart |
Re: Surprised Birthday Party Turned Bad- As The Lady What Would You Do? by Tashaamania(f): 10:46am On Mar 16, 2015 |
Blackett:why are you so serious? |
Re: Surprised Birthday Party Turned Bad- As The Lady What Would You Do? by Nobody: 10:53am On Mar 16, 2015 |
Tashaamania:Me? Hah. No oo. Serious bawo? |
Re: Surprised Birthday Party Turned Bad- As The Lady What Would You Do? by wiringdpt(m): 10:55am On Mar 16, 2015 |
Crap old modified joke |
Re: Surprised Birthday Party Turned Bad- As The Lady What Would You Do? by Enegod(m): 11:07am On Mar 16, 2015 |
which one be long lasting thunderous fart? Ladies don't fart... they poot |
Re: Surprised Birthday Party Turned Bad- As The Lady What Would You Do? by Brugo(m): 12:01pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
Chai. She can never forgive that guy |
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