THINGS SEX CAN DO

1. It makes some people religious = by saying:- Oh my God, Yes Lord. Thank you Lord


2. It gives some people their first musical lessons = mmmm, aaaaah, ooooo, asssshhh,annnnnnnh.


3. It Makes some people natural coaches = fast, fasterrrr!!!, yeah keep doing it, Don't stop,keep it up,harder! ,harder!


4. It Makes some people announce their own obituary = U are killing me, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm finished, u will kil me ooo, Y do u kill me?, kill meeeee!


5. It Makes some ladies become terrorists = Destroy it!, Don't have any mercy, Just tear it,beat it up, Let me feel it,bang it,bang it,hit hard


6. It make Others become respectful = Daddy I love you,I promise, okay, yes I will do anything for you,Yes o, Thank you.


7. It Makes some people become loyal = Love U endlessly,... U own my life,... am Urs forever,... U are my world, My own, My all,My life.


8. It turns some ladies to beggars = yeah Please don't stop,... continue please ,... give it to me...do it, give me again, again n again,do me please!


9. Some speak in tongues: mamamama hahalahalahalaaaa aaajoooooo haaahaaa


10. Some start speaking their dialects: aiwa shumba endererai! Maita basa shumba!...shumba kani punnany...do mi pa! Fa obo mi ya! Beeni!


Where do u belong? HAPPY MOTHER's DAY

Nawa o ..
Naija gals tho
No doubt

And what do men say?