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Nigerian/naija Funny Videos Daily Comedy Dose by naijafv: 2:47pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
CAN THIS HAPPEN When will we ever believe our leaders and their promises?, this is what happened when they make promises that won't be implemented. Even president Jonathan met the light issue before becoming the president........No Matter what Nigeria will survive. http://www.naijafunnyvideos.com/post/can-these-happen/ ================================================ LETTER FROM A STUDENT TO HIS PRINCIPAL. A student wrote a letter to the principal about his intention to leave the school due to the English teacher not appreciating his euthusiasm to learn and perfect the subject. below is what he wrote: LETTER FROM A STUDENT TO HIS PRINCIPAL. Dear Sir, I am very happy I write dis letter to you, how are you,your wife and childs. I am write this letter to told you that am leave your school forever. Why because in your school the teachers are cane us all very hard one and sometimes I wanted to cried but my friends tell me that man is not crying so I never cry. The last time be today that we write English exams in the school that I am get 2%. Teacher tell me that "my head is die".. Oh it pain me too much that e tell me that tin. Shebi with this my letter, abeg principal, I suppose get 2%? I no suppose get 100%? So that is why me am go away forever to another school which are not cane people hard and do wayo for exams. On behalf of myselves, I say byes to you sir, me am gone forever. Yours faithfully, XXXXX Guess who wrote this letter? http://www.naijafunnyvideos.com/post/letter-from-a-student-to-his-principal/ ================================================================ WORDS WRONGLY PRONOUNCED It's Sawmill not Sawmale It's Fashion Designer not Fashion Decider It's Federal Government not Feather Government It's Cabin Biscuit not Cabin Bea Skit It's Borehole not Boil Hole It's Tissue Paper not Tea Shoe Paper It's Make-up not May Cup It's Stereo not Storeo It's Lip Stick not Limp Stick It's Underwear not Honda Wear It's Jose Mourinho not Hose Mouninho It's Chicken not Sicking It's Slippers not Sili Pass It's Bournvita not Bornfita It's Newscaster not Newscatter It's Sanitary Pad not Sanny Tree Pad. Add Yours http://www.naijafunnyvideos.com/post/words-wrongly-pronounced/ =========================================================== CUSTOMER SERVICE Lady: hello, good evening, thanks for calling MTN customer care service, my name is Judith, what's your name and where are you calling from . Me: hello, good evening, my name is shegsky, and i'm calling from Ibadan Lady: How may i help you, shegsky? Me: i'm looking for a wife to marry... Lady: is that why you called this customer care service? Me: Yes, and i think i'm already in love with You...you know you have a very nice voice... Lady: Hellooo, please, we only attend to issues about your MTN line, okay... Me: yes 0... This is an issue about my MTN line too...because i spend much credit calling so many girls asking them about marriage. Lady: please, I would have to put an end to this call... Me: Baby don't talk like that now. I promise to make you happy... you would be happy with me... can I have your number? Lady: *raises her voice* come, mr man, I think something is wrong with you... Me: *cutting in*... Hey, hold it there... I hope you can now feel how frustrating it is to receive a call and hear rubbish? From today, warn yourself and every other staff there..let nobody call me with a funny number only for it to be an advert or send me those nonsense messages you guys disturb my phone with daily like say am dating MTN... Thunder_wey_go__fire_u_still_dey_do_NYSC http://www.naijafunnyvideos.com/post/customer-service/ ============================================== AT THE ATM MACHINE Differences Between The Sexes Observed At The Drive-Up ATM Machine. HIM: 1) Pull up to ATM 2) Insert card 3) Enter PIN number and account 4) Take cash, card and receipt HER: 1) Pull up to ATM 2) Check makeup in rear view mirror 3) Shut off engine 4) Put keys in purse 5) Get out of car b/c you're too far from machine 6) Hunt for card in purse 7) Insert card Hunt in purse for tampon wrapper with PIN number written on it 9) Enter PIN number 10) Study instructions for at least 2 minutes 11) Hit "cancel" 12) Re-enter correct PIN number 12A) Hit "cancel" 12B) Call husband to get correct PIN number 13) Check balance 14) Look for envelope 15) Look in purse for pen 16) Make out deposit slip 17) Endorse checks 18) Make deposit 19) Study instructions 20) Make cash withdrawal 21) Get in car 22) Check makeup 23) Look for keys 24) Start car 25) Check makeup 26) Start pulling away 27) STOP 28) Back up to machine 29) Get out of car 30) Take card and receipt 31) Get back in car 32) Put card in wallet 33) Put receipt in checkbook 34) Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook 35) Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook 36) Check makeup 37) Put car in gear, reverse 38) Put car in drive 39) Drive away from machine 40) Travel 3 miles 41) Release parking brake Women we are too much. http://www.naijafunnyvideos.com/post/at-the-atm-machine/ ==================================================== JEALOUS WIFE A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. She reaches for a mop stick and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?" The wife Fainted! http://www.naijafunnyvideos.com/post/jealous-wife/ Do have a laughter filled week and enjoy the rest of your week.
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Re: Nigerian/naija Funny Videos Daily Comedy Dose by Beriiat2: 3:27pm On Mar 29, 2015 |
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