After a string of disastrous relationships, this
young lady named Emma McCabe fell in love
with Tim - a tree and she says she feels quite
happy. And sex with it, is the best she's ever
had. She's planning a marriage with it even
though her family thinks she's mad. Awww,
what heartbreaks can do!

Madness

i pity you.

sisipelebe:
After a string of disastrous relationships, this
young lady named Emma McCabe fell in love
with Tim - a tree and she says she feels quite
happy. And sex with it, is the best she's ever
had. She's planning a marriage with it even
though her family thinks she's mad. Awww,
what heartbreaks can do!

Lord have mercy for the whites

I can't shout people like dis sef day dis world

This is a case of yabaleft... Wish her quick recovery. So sad...

Chibuhealth:
Lord have mercy for the whites

Ma'am this is not issue of white or black, this is mental disorder.

Even tho blak babes get so heartbroken, d highest thing they wil do is to get a Love Machine.

Ewo! Hapless child. My dear, I feel your pains and I understand what u are going through but falling in love with a tree is not the best. I know men can be terrible at times and those that broke your heart do not deserve u, but u don't have to lose faith coz that guy that is truly yours will come and he will make you happy forever.

sameer1212:
Ma'am this is not issue of white or black, this is mental disorder.

Her love might just be a result of what is called Dendrophilia. This is when people are sexually attracted to trees.

Hermanie:


Her love might just be a result of what is called Dendrophilia. This is when people are sexually attracted to trees.

sexually attracted to tree for real?

asadike:
Ewo! Hapless child. My dear, I feel your pains and I understand what u are going through but falling in love with a tree is not the best. I know men can be terrible at times and those that broke your heart do not deserve u, but u don't have to lose faith coz that guy that is truly yours will come and he will make you happy forever.

Nice inspirational talk..

Another lunatic on the loose

sameer1212:
sexually attracted to tree for real?

Nothing person no go see

Maybe I fit fall in love with river Niger too, the heartbreak girls are sharing these days is too much for me

Baseone 'werey re o'

sisipelebe:
After a string of disastrous relationships , this young lady named Emma McCabe fell in love with Tim - a tree and she says she feels quite happy. And sex with it, is the best she's ever had. She's planning a marriage with it even though her family thinks she's mad. Awww, what heartbreaks can do!

Not heartbreaks. There are people who are prone to forming intimate 'relationships' with objects & structures, preferring it to human contact. She's an objectophile. The fact that was 'suddenly' able to form such a deep, and intimate relationship with a TREE makes me [highly] suspect she's been hiding/fighting this 'nature' all along.

Puts a whole new perspective on tree-hugging, that's for sure.

Chibuhealth:
Lord have mercy for the whites

Amen

Onyinbos and their affinity for unadulterated madness.

asadike:
Ewo! Hapless child. My dear, I feel your pains and I understand what u are going through but falling in love with a tree is not the best. I know men can be terrible at times and those that broke your heart do not deserve u, but u don't have to lose faith coz that guy that is truly yours will come and he will make you happy forever.

Like me!!!...everything I see nw r regrets

sisipelebe:
After a string of disastrous relationships, this
young lady named Emma McCabe fell in love
with Tim - a tree and she says she feels quite
happy. And sex with it, is the best she's ever
had. She's planning a marriage with it even
though her family thinks she's mad. Awww,
what heartbreaks can do!

oguneletu