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Joke Of The Day!! APPLICATION FORM..... by daniberry: 5:15pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
, . Read up:::: I hope thıs makes u smıle. I fell in love with this cute, damsel, Lovely sister and everything was going on fine until i made my intention known to her father & being a learned man, here is what he gave me: APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER. FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS I _______________ hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss____________. I am _____ years old. Please answer the following questions honestly. 1. Are you a Christian ? Yes/No 2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No 3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No 4. Are you working? Yes/No 5. Do you have a car? Yes/No If your answer to any of the above questions is NO, do not continue. Leave my house and don't look back. If all your answers were YES, Then continue... 1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage. __________________________________________ _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ ___________________________________________ 2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give respect to your father in- law and mother in-law. __________________________________________ __________________________________________ __________________________________________ __________________________________________ 3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money for my hair at the saloon", what would be your answer ? __________________________________ 4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce. __________________________________________ __________________________________________ __________________________________________ 5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you? _____________________________________ _____________________________________ 6.Do you have both dad and mum together? Yes/No If No explain why? _________________________________________ 7.Were your parents legally married? Yes/No If YES for how long?________________________ If the time of their marriage is less than your age, Explain why you were born out of wedlock. _____________________________________ _____________________________________ 8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As used by women (100 words) __________________________________________ _____________________________________________ ______________________ 9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house. __________________________________________ __________________________________________ __________________________________________ 10. In case of divorce, Who do you think is the owner of the kids between father and mother? _________________________________________ Answer the following by Yes or No. 1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No 2. Do you smoke? Yes/No 3. Are you short- tempered? Yes/No LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT 1. When can you be free for interviews? ______________________________ 2. When is the best time to interview your dad?____________________ 3. When can I interview your mum? ______________________________ 4. When can I interview your congregation Elders? ____________________________________ 5. Please stick your passport size photo below which will be put in the newspaper to check if you have other girlfriends. Sign here: ________________ Sign again: _______________ Thank you for showing interest in my daughter. Your application will be processed in a year's time. You will be acknowledged only if you emerge successful. As you are waiting, *Please don't call me! *Don't visit me! *Don't contact my daughter! If u do, you will be disqualified! Leave your details in case I need to ask you more questions; Postal Address: _________________________ Email: __________________________________ Phone: _________________________________ Home:__________________________________ Facebook: ______________________________ BEST WISHES |
Re: Joke Of The Day!! APPLICATION FORM..... by flinton(m): 5:18pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
Ok |
Re: Joke Of The Day!! APPLICATION FORM..... by Drgleave: 1:11am On Mar 24, 2015 |
Olodo, i know u want answers. Carry biro, oya. 1. O 2. D 3. E Submit ur script, and carry ur bride. |
Re: Joke Of The Day!! APPLICATION FORM..... by SomBaby(f): 1:39pm On Apr 02, 2015 |
daniberry: Lol...for where...d man shld get ready to marry his own daughter kwanu 1 Like |
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