EmmySparky:
lol and u want us to believe this...u actually tell ur boyfriend to dis infect his D before blowing him....ur really funny...u and I know that's a big LIE

Not literally disinfect but wash up. Why would I want to pop something into my mouth, that has been curled up & sweating all day? Sies!

Jeez....... She saw it and was like, I'll kill the unlucky girl...... Probably true cos av not had sex yet but am about 9.3inches....... My friends be like 'you can act porn'

Lisaflex:

cnt wait

What's this delay for then??..
Let's meet up
Address?

fredraf:
am one i will purpose stand still to see if naa white or dudu.

You see ur life..

PunkyOh:


Not literally disinfect but wash up. Why would I want to pop something into my mouth, that has been curled up & sweating all day? Sies!

oh I quite agree with you...I often tell em girls to go wash up before eating their stuFfs...cos the fastest way of getting std is through oral action on a dirty p*ssy or d*ck...it just a basic law of hygeine...

Geenickel:

I love your eyes...

Thank you!

EmmySparky:
oh I quite agree with you...I often tell em girls to go wash up before eating their stuFfs...cos the fastest way of getting std is through oral action on a dirty p*ssy or d*ck...it just a basic law of hygeine...

Word.

PunkyOh:


Word.

lol..am tryna get message behind ur Dp..is that a bleeding heart or a rose?

maybe to check ur dick size

EmmySparky:
lol..am tryna get message behind ur Dp..is that a bleeding heart or a rose?

It's moody lol. It's both depending on whatever. I don't even know. Let's just call it pleasure & pain

Fabdedon:
If you never weigh the ups and down of a lady before she waka reach ur side please quote me
Modified..
Take for instance..
When you entering your friends compound..
You first look around if there is any dog or pest
if there is a dog.. You would like to know weda e de cage or chain... Same thing here..
She wan verify if the thing de calm angry for feeling relaxed

d best answer

tosyne2much:
Few days ago I was talking to a lady and she was busy looking at my joystick region.. At that instance it was as if the ground should open and swallow me up

must the ground always swallow you up...

PunkyOh:


It's moody lol. It's both depending on whatever. I don't even know. Let's just call it pleasure & pain

hmmm I love the feeling...and ur southafrican right?

EmmySparky:
hmmm I love the feeling...and ur southafrican right?

Ja

tosyne2much:
Few days ago I was talking to a lady and she was busy looking at my joystick region.. At that instance it was as if the ground should open and swallow me up

must the ground always swallow you up...

PunkyOh:


Ja

i love em southafrica girls...u guys have one thing in common...Big booty....I know some of em and its same...big big big

EmmySparky:
i love em southafrica girls...u guys have one thing in common...Big booty....I know some of em and its same...big big big

LOL, not all but the majority are.

Phew I thought I was the only one

Damn reflex

And when the guy catches me doing it

Ground swallow me noooooooow

PunkyOh:


LOL, not all but the majority are.

true...am sure u got it

EmmySparky:
true...am sure u got it

No, it's flat

PunkyOh:


No, it's flat

I don't believe u..are u on bbm, twitter or facebook or whatsapp...which of em are u on

EmmySparky:
I don't believe u..are u on bbm, twitter or facebook or whatsapp...which of em are u on

Real talk. I don't use social media.

Glowstone:
Most girls are so guilty of this even teenagers, you just finish urinating maybe in the public just to turn and find a girl starring at you.

what do this ladies hope to see. it's quite embarrassing to me, makes me feel like my zippers are open and I will have to look down to make sure everything is OK ¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬

She dey compare am with her bf own

PunkyOh:


Real talk. I don't use social media.

lol I guess ur a nairaland regular then..

EmmySparky:
lol I guess ur a nairaland regular then..

Every day. I go through phases though. I'm in the addiction phase at the moment but I'll get over it & start the addiction phase all over again. Sigh. Hahaha. It's a vicious circle

Icecomrade:
I got a colleague in the office who is always the first to tell me that she noticed my dick is hard

Tells me. My zipper has a little opening.

Most times I just laugh it off. I don't feel any sense of embarrassment

she dey feel something,
give her what she want

Kachisbarbie:


ahaha
Very weird my sister.
I guess it's reflex.

Though, sometimes men approach me on my desk and in the process of general assessment, I tend to notice they didn't park their "Ds" well.

*a noose on ma neck*...jeeeezzzz! U shud know dat some cars are longer than the garage...
Reflex shaa but somwhow natural

rubey:
I guess those girls are astonished! Like how tiny you are down there

This is 'Brutal' LOL

dondemex:
must the ground always swallow you up...

A little exaggeration is not bad na

PunkyOh:


Every day. I go through phases though. I'm in the addiction phase at the moment but I'll get over it & start the addiction phase all over again. Sigh. Hahaha. It's a vicious circle

lol...am gradually getting there...would have loved to chat with ya ouside nairaland...on a social media platform...but its a pity ur not on one...

lagmostkuit:
The same way guys look @ a girl wearing skirt dat wants to come down from okada!

reflex