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| 23 romance in Football vs s£x!!learn your skills now!!! by yahx(m): 10:49pm On Mar 26, 2015 |
Football vs Sex. 1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE. 2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK. 3. Condom = GOALKEEPER 4. Condom breaks = PENALTY 5. Abortion = RED CARD 6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN 7. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL 8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH. 9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK. 10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP 11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH 12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL 13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME. 14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY 15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ 16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN 17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline. 18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR 19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll 20.Ur guy collect ur chick= Through pass 21.Having sex with a girl..and your mum open d door= Injury 22.You and your girl break up= Game over 23. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW CARD Add yours let the fun beginn |
| Re: 23 romance in Football vs s£x!!learn your skills now!!! by rudebouy: 10:54pm On Mar 26, 2015 |
Dis is d most creative and humourous piece. 2 Likes |
| Re: 23 romance in Football vs s£x!!learn your skills now!!! by Tekzyflex(m): 10:54pm On Mar 26, 2015 |
Craze! 1 Like |
| Re: 23 romance in Football vs s£x!!learn your skills now!!! by Spaxon(f): 10:55pm On Mar 26, 2015 |
its THROUGH pass not True pass  1 Like |
| Re: 23 romance in Football vs s£x!!learn your skills now!!! by falcon01: 10:59pm On Mar 26, 2015 |
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| Re: 23 romance in Football vs s£x!!learn your skills now!!! by stan241(m): 11:04pm On Mar 26, 2015 |
Bleeping your gf's roomie-------Away goal  ? |
| Re: 23 romance in Football vs s£x!!learn your skills now!!! by yahx(m): 11:07pm On Mar 26, 2015 |
stan241:dat1 na suspention |
| Re: 23 romance in Football vs s£x!!learn your skills now!!! by stan241(m): 11:11pm On Mar 26, 2015 |
yahx:lols abi 1 Like |
| Re: 23 romance in Football vs s£x!!learn your skills now!!! by dayoson0204(m): 12:04am On Mar 27, 2015 |
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| Re: 23 romance in Football vs s£x!!learn your skills now!!! by Blackfire(m): 1:18am On Mar 27, 2015 |
day dreaming about f.u.c.king obama's wife= brazil VS shooting stars |
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