Things that usually happen every election day.

1) no movement of cars-
cars are usually restricted from 8am till 5pm, so no driving of cars on election day.

2) street soccer-
guys usually play street soccer on every election day, so be prepared for street display of beautiful skills by talented players.

3) small childrens are kept indoors-
the little kids are always locked in the house, since they are not voting, they are meant to stay inside and watch cartoon network, or sleep off.

4) the ladies will start their gossiping-
since the ladies cannot play street soccer, they would join their fellow girls and gist or even gossip, don't be surprised oh, they are not gisting about politics, they would be gisting about the mumuness of guys.

5) the armed security men would be parading round the streets to ensure peace and order

6) the fire service men and ambulance would be parading round the streets incase of any form of danger.

7) there would be constant light-
so that people can watch what is happening in nigeria on NTA or AIT or any good channel

8 ) all the markets in the country would be closed down, even shops, no buying and selling, except street hawkers, who manages to sell their purewater to the exhausted street football players

9) there is always silence, peace and transquility on every election day

10) feel free to add your own.

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Number 7 kwa. Constant light gini?



Op,are you from planet Jupiter?

so many lists on nairaland, the name should be changed to nairalist

lordthree:
so many lists on nairaland, the name should be changed to nairalist

Honestly.

Nice write up

no. 11. jega announces Goodluck ebele Jonathan victory

12: Hausa, Muslims, and north will kill people and burn..

swaggzo:
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if i was a girl with three bre.ast and 5 nyash, it would have made frontpage... Don't bother yourself, it won't get there.

Just watch as jonathan would win. Thats all

MuguliciousMUGU:

if i was a girl with three bre.ast and 5 nyash, it would have made frontpage... Don't bother yourself, it won't get there.

Just watch as jonathan would win. Thats all

Haha I never still change my signature. .... This is nairaland.