A friend sent this to my whatsapp this morning. I couldn't stop laughing

WHY BUHARI MUST NOT WIN

I want to ask, if Buhari should win Jonathan, will
Buhari's wife make Nigerians laugh and forget their
sorrows like first lady Dame Patience does? This
woman has increased the life span of an average
Nigerian.
Examples of her "award winning speeches" include:
1- * Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.
2- * My husband and Sambo IS good people.
3- * I rather KILL myself than commit SUICIDE.
4- * My fellow widows.
5- * I travelled to abroad to rest in peace.
6- * My husband is the best couple on earth.
7- * The doctors are responding to treatment.
8- * For those who said I speech bad English, I left
them for God.
9- * Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still lives on.
10- * Na only you waka come?
11- * Chai ! Chai !! Chai !!! This blood we are
"sharing"
12- * diaris God o...
13- * on behave of N2million I donate my family.
14- *To all those who think Goodluck Jonathan has
failed, I have a question for you. When a child fails
an exam, isn't the child supposed to be repeated?
Please support and honour Nigeria first lady by
sharing this with all your contacts
Don't laugh alone. Let us vote Buhari out because
His wife can't make us laugh like first lady Dame
Patience
Chei ! Chei !! Chei !!! Dis message "we are reading"
"diaris god o"

i wont vote for her husband. She can keep her dry jokes for her husband,adopted children n d otuoke people at large