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10 Disgusting Things Guys Do Because Of Sex by tosyne2much(m): 6:45pm On Mar 29, 2015
In recent time, sex has become overrated and that's why we hear unprintable stories, disgusting and ridiculous things guys do just to get under the skirt of a lady

I don't like wasting people's time. Here we go cool

10 Disgusting Things Guys Do Because Of Sex

1. Risk of Life

Some desperate dudes wouldn't mind risking their lives just to satisfy their sexual urge for intimacy, especially when a lady has assured them of sex

It's pure abnormality for a dude to travel by road for almost 48 hours (Lagos to Maduguri) just to see a lady he barely knows who has assured him of sex at arrival. Isn't that crazy ?

Some desperate niqqas can even use their school fees to book flight especially when she has assured them of sex at arrival

2. Passing The Night At Her Place When Her Parents Are Not Around

I can never forget what happened to a fellow friend. His gf invited him over to her place to pass the night (guys you know what that means na cheesy) because her parents went for wakefulness overnight prayers and unfortunately for him, the girl's parents returned earlier than expected and my friend was caught red-handed. The man locked the door till dawn, called the police to get him arrested and a rape charge was brought against him. Hahaha (This is no joke at all)

3. Informing All Their Friends They Wanna Straff

Some dudes will inform their friends and show them the porous part of the door where they can peep through just to have a clear and the eediots will stand peeping through the door when the deed is going on. Hahaha cheesy

4. Disturbing Neighbours With Loud Music
Hahahaha !!! Many are guilty of this. They will tune their deck or home theatre to the loudest volume because they don't want their neighbours to hear her voice when she's moaning

5. Giving What They Cannot Afford To Lose

Not every dude that gives money to ladies does it out of his kind gesture, many however do this because they feel it will give entrance to her kitty-cat. I could recall when a dude came to me seeking advice just because he bought an expensive phone for a lady and the lady dumped him in a wink exactly a week later. He asked me if it was proper he collected the phone back. Why buy what you cannot afford to lose?

6. Placing Ladies Over Their Friends

I have a friend who can ridicule his friends in the presence of ladies, in fact, this dude can order 500 guys out of his house the moment a lady he invited for straffing comes

7. Taking Condoms Everywhere

I have heard the story of a young dude who wanted to give an offering and a pack of condom fell to the ground during church service. Many dudes take condoms everywhere in case of necessity, it's good though but it's not something one should be proud of

8. Cohabiting

Personally, I have no atom of regard for students who live together just for sexual relationship. More reasons why many guys cohabit is just to relief their konji without stress and struggle. Many end up with poor grades at the end of the semester/session and they blame it on lecturers

9. Intake Of Alcoholic Drink

It's funny some dudes get high on alomo, osomo, jedi or weed without minding the health implications just because they want to show bedmatics superiority over a lady. I no know when sex become Olympics oooo

10. Using Their Friend's Parents' House As Hotel

This is so disgusting. Why on earth would a dude take a lady to his friend's parents" house just to get her laid. I have seen people doing it and I consider guys who allow their friends do that as guys who have no atom of regard for their parents

I drop my pen at this point

Written by : Tosyne2much

Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2015/03/disgusting-things-guys-do-because-of-sex.html

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Re: 10 Disgusting Things Guys Do Because Of Sex by Nobody: 6:46pm On Mar 29, 2015
Taking Condoms Everywhere ..lol
Imagine going to a job interview and u want to bring out sumfin..Gbam ..Na so condom fall grin

Follow on instagram@ Synordoflife..I follow back thanks

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Re: 10 Disgusting Things Guys Do Because Of Sex by Enegod(m): 6:46pm On Mar 29, 2015
undecided
Re: 10 Disgusting Things Guys Do Because Of Sex by Nobody: 6:48pm On Mar 29, 2015
Wow.
So whats the objective of the post @ op
CHANGE? smiley
By the way, when did you stop these disgusting habits. wink

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Re: 10 Disgusting Things Guys Do Because Of Sex by quinnboy: 6:49pm On Mar 29, 2015
I'm guilty of 8 & 9.....still regretting it.

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Re: 10 Disgusting Things Guys Do Because Of Sex by buygala(m): 6:50pm On Mar 29, 2015
11- Taking Burantashi, Viagra, Vega 100, or other sex enhancers just to satisfy her sexually or 'teach her a lesson' undecided ...... when the side effects of ingesting such drugs kick in on you, she and her vagina will most likely still be in optimum and tight condition angry .....

12- Fighting because of her undecided. ... Before you, there was someone. .. during your tenure, there is probably still someone else.... after you, there will still be a multitude of fucckers available to her.... Just because you assume that someone is trespassing on your exclusive punanni doesn't mean you should go all Rambo and shitt undecided .... Getting killed because of a Vagina is the most shameful way to exit this sweet life angry.... Na so she go just observe 2second silence for your wake-keeping, and move on to the next peniss undecided

BE WISE... SEX NO BE OLYMPIC COMPETITION. ... THEM NO DEY GIVE AWARD FOR BEST FUCCKER OF THE CENTURY undecided.....
No girl is worth sacrificing one's health or life angry

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Re: 10 Disgusting Things Guys Do Because Of Sex by valmunich(m): 6:50pm On Mar 29, 2015
Lol... Guy na that 4 sure pass oh...

Na that day everybody for Lodge go know say I follow get home theater grin

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Re: 10 Disgusting Things Guys Do Because Of Sex by Nobody: 6:50pm On Mar 29, 2015
Superb write up bro.

Some guys do terrible things to get a lady which later they regret.

I don do number 1 before oo. Winks*

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Re: 10 Disgusting Things Guys Do Because Of Sex by Nobody: 6:51pm On Mar 29, 2015
Disgusting hmm not rlly the word i will use...

But mayb homebased nigerian guys do this but not all is disgusting to b honest .

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Re: 10 Disgusting Things Guys Do Because Of Sex by Nobody: 6:52pm On Mar 29, 2015
1 Lying


2 Lying


3 Lying



4 Lying


5 Lying


6 Lying


7 Lying


8 Lying


9 Lying


10 Lying


[size=16pt]A guy will say, do and be what ever you want just to get between a woman's legs.[/size]


That is extremely disgusting to us women. angry angry angry angry

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Re: 10 Disgusting Things Guys Do Because Of Sex by valmunich(m): 6:52pm On Mar 29, 2015
11.. Carrying rubber around in their wallet just incase of emergency show cheesy

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Re: 10 Disgusting Things Guys Do Because Of Sex by dharay99: 6:53pm On Mar 29, 2015
I see, u finally opened ds thread...


#spreads my banana leaf.
cry

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Re: 10 Disgusting Things Guys Do Because Of Sex by MissAdeife(f): 6:54pm On Mar 29, 2015
No 10 is totally disgusting !!

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Re: 10 Disgusting Things Guys Do Because Of Sex by Viktoh(m): 6:55pm On Mar 29, 2015
Mah sidon here cool
Re: 10 Disgusting Things Guys Do Because Of Sex by omophunky(m): 6:55pm On Mar 29, 2015
God bless the op for this beautiful writeup cool
Re: 10 Disgusting Things Guys Do Because Of Sex by Nobody: 6:55pm On Mar 29, 2015
hahahahhahhaa so guilty of number 4 when I was in school, hahahahhahahaaha

hate pvssi niggaz that practice NO 6. bittch azz mofos, bros over hoez all day till I find the special queen.

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Re: 10 Disgusting Things Guys Do Because Of Sex by Nobody: 6:57pm On Mar 29, 2015
rokiatu:











1 Lying


2 Lying


3 Lying



4 Lying


5 Lying


6 Lying


7 Lying


8 Lying


9 Lying


10 Lying


[size=16pt]A guy will say, do and be what ever you want just to get between a woman's legs.[/size]


That is extremely disgusting to us women. angry angry angry angry














Roky Roky, no be all guys dey lie. Nah women own worse pass. Speaking from experience

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Re: 10 Disgusting Things Guys Do Because Of Sex by Hawlahscho(m): 6:57pm On Mar 29, 2015
I forgot totally that I'v a piece of land here to build on. Chai!






Space for sale!!!

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Re: 10 Disgusting Things Guys Do Because Of Sex by goodmorning40: 6:59pm On Mar 29, 2015
Behaving like a fool at the sight of a girl they fancy, using mundane excuses to come knock at ur door just to have a look at her.

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Re: 10 Disgusting Things Guys Do Because Of Sex by Lyrically(m): 7:01pm On Mar 29, 2015
11.Selling his family house to pay her school fees

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Re: 10 Disgusting Things Guys Do Because Of Sex by Nobody: 7:04pm On Mar 29, 2015
buygala:
11- Taking Burantashi, Viagra, Vega 100, or other sex enhancers just to satisfy her sexually or 'teach her a lesson' undecided ...... when the side effects of ingesting such drugs kick in on you, she and her vagina will most likely still be in optimum and tight condition angry .....

BE WISE... SEX NO BE OLYMPIC COMPETITION. ... THEM NO DEY GIVE AWARD FOR BEST FUCCKER OF THE CENTURY undecided.....

DO YOUR FOLLOW-COME TWO MINUTES ACTIVITY, SCATTER YOUR AKAMU INSIDE HER, AND PROUDLY WALK AWAY LIKE A BOSS angry


No girl is worth any health implication undecided

No girl ? undecided

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Re: 10 Disgusting Things Guys Do Because Of Sex by akinsadeez(m): 7:06pm On Mar 29, 2015
That number 3 though. undecided

Only small boys do that but it really does happen.

It does bring back memories sha. Chai! Some shitz I saw during Nysc. smh. May God forgive guys.grin
Re: 10 Disgusting Things Guys Do Because Of Sex by Nobody: 7:08pm On Mar 29, 2015
Re: 10 Disgusting Things Guys Do Because Of Sex by Nobody: 7:09pm On Mar 29, 2015
Hawlahscho:






I know you've done 1-10. so na here u dey
Re: 10 Disgusting Things Guys Do Because Of Sex by louiskay(m): 7:12pm On Mar 29, 2015
" yea......I concur to the latter........
some guys are just too adventurous
Re: 10 Disgusting Things Guys Do Because Of Sex by buygala(m): 7:13pm On Mar 29, 2015
missclasssy:


No girl ? undecided

Are you worth it?


Then I hope you wouldn't mind if I told you to have a breast implant and vagina slim-fit embarassed

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Re: 10 Disgusting Things Guys Do Because Of Sex by SkinnyDude(m): 7:13pm On Mar 29, 2015
yayo
Re: 10 Disgusting Things Guys Do Because Of Sex by Mutuwa(m): 7:18pm On Mar 29, 2015
No 6...All Because of kunt...
sad
Re: 10 Disgusting Things Guys Do Because Of Sex by sinizia: 7:19pm On Mar 29, 2015
These your "10 things" is getting ridiculously vapid and off-point.

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Re: 10 Disgusting Things Guys Do Because Of Sex by eghos12(m): 7:19pm On Mar 29, 2015
ok op
Re: 10 Disgusting Things Guys Do Because Of Sex by Nobody: 7:20pm On Mar 29, 2015
Hmmm

Na true o
Re: 10 Disgusting Things Guys Do Because Of Sex by Margauxluv(f): 7:23pm On Mar 29, 2015
shocked shocked :serious....



i haff nt witness any of dah...

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