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My Message To President-elect GMB by unphilaz(m): 7:55pm On Mar 31, 2015

1. Don't come-up with 36-point agenda.
Just give us Light and security. Others will fall in
place
2) Replace petrol subsidy
3) Make Fashola a minister with 10
portfolios. He can handle it.
4) Baba, d number of fish in each tin of Titus
sardine used to be 8 in 1999. Please do
something about it.
4) shut all borders. Our jail candidates
must not be allowed to escape to Cotonou.
5) Don't Use 1billion Naira to Eat. No Be
Food We Say Make U Go Chop!
6) Jobs for graduates and Please arrest dat lady
that says your call credit is low please recharge!
7) stop jumbo salary 4 d politicians & pay dem
like civil servant 2 discourage rogues from our
politics
cool don't use all our money to buy shoes and
private jets.
use ur old military boots and okada if necessary
9) let there be electricity, we don't want to be
hugging transformers
10) we want NTA to be clear like CNN,
BBC, Aljazeera and so on. And Pls send DSTV
back to South Africa.
Re: My Message To President-elect GMB by emmanok24(m): 9:39pm On Mar 31, 2015
I can't stop laughing!

The Titus Sardine thingy cracked me open!

#ChangeDonCome

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