1) Dont come-up with 36-point agenda.
Just give us Light and security. Odas will
fall in place
2) Reduce the costs for data bundles
3) Make Fashola a minister with 2
portfolios. He can handle it.
4) Baba, the number of fish in each tin of
Titus sardine used to be 8 in 1999. Please
do something about it.
4) shut all borders. Our jail candidates
must not be allowed to escape to Cotonou.
5) Don't Use 1billion Naira to Eat..No Be
Food We Say Make You Go Chop!
6) Please arrest that lady that says your call
credit is low please recharge!
7) stop jumbo salary 4 d politicians & pay
dem lik civil servant 2 discourage rogues
from our polity
don't use all our money to buy
shoes..use ur old military boots if
necessary
9) padlock Patience Jonathan's mouth like
Trojan horse. She speaks bad English
10) let there be electricity, we don't want to
be hugging transformers
11) we want NTA to be clear like CNN, BBC,
Al jazeera and so
Naija ppl no nice at all

Lol @ number of fish in a tin of Sardine!!! I can't stop laffing...