LinuxMint:


lol... gdmrn bro

mawnin.

Carry ur neighbour wife pant come pocket am for back make the husband see,

Taylor86:
plz fellow nairalanders for 3 days i couldn't reply a post/create new post/ modify on any thread on POLITICS. pls y

ANTI-SPAM BOT

COOLDK:


Craze dey ur blood

lolz

Number eight though...

[quote author=Taylor86 post=32229219]plz fellow nairalanders for 3 days i couldn't reply a post/create new post/ modify on any thread on POLITICS. pls y [/quote
the anti-spam bot banned you for 3 days, thinking your last comment in the politics section was a spam
I got hit too
So annoying.

Phlakes:
keep on dreaming

Odeh this is April fool & everybody is catching fun. odeh

salvatore007:
26) Tell evrybody Buhari didnt win

27) Grab any random girl on the road and start shouting on her, then walk away

28) When you re in holdup or go slow, suddenly open ur car door and run away frm d car as fast as u can and c what happens

29) Enter a bus, drop ur bag and run away

30) Enter a provision store, order for provisions worth 8000naira, allow the cashier to package it den scream APRIL FOOL ontop of ur voice and c what happens

WARNING; I AM NOT LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGE, INJURIES OR DEATH BY LYNCHIN SUSTAINED WHILE PERFORMING THE ABOVE PRANKS


Hurray i just hit a thousand likes....

This is crazy! LMAO

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...........April fool

SELENAqueensy:
Just pranked my mum....
Told her I was pregnant, since yesterday
She was shouting that I have disgraced her
Then I told her its april fool,
She almost killed me o

Lolz

salvatore007:
26) Tell evrybody Buhari didnt win

27) Grab any random girl on the road and start shouting on her, then walk away

28) When you re in holdup or go slow, suddenly open ur car door and run away frm d car as fast as u can and c what happens

29) Enter a bus, drop ur bag and run away

30) Enter a provision store, order for provisions worth 8000naira, allow the cashier to package it den scream APRIL FOOL ontop of ur voice and c what happens

WARNING; I AM NOT LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGE, INJURIES OR DEATH BY LYNCHIN SUSTAINED WHILE PERFORMING THE ABOVE PRANKS


Hurray i just hit a thousand likes....

Lmfao o dude you're damn funny

Hahahhahahahaha see buhari dancing shoki with his daughter... Lwkmooo
http://yabaleftonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Buhari-Dances-Shoki-with-Daughter-Kisses-His-Wifemp4.jpg

Defcon1:

ANTI-SPAM BOT

so what do i do plz

As booring as hell

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Allureoftheseas:





Lmfao o dude you're damn funny

Lolx tankx bro

salvatore007:


Lolx tankx bro

My pleasure.

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Gat to do April fool at shoprite today

kennyonthrone:
Which kind April fool b dis one na 4 yeye pple check out d real April Fool
Me:*as early as 6:00am*hello Chucks nawa ooo u neva hear
Chucks:hear wetin
Me:we'll ur shop 4 main market is on fire,I dey outside ur room shaa
Chucks:*chucks rushes outside wit jst his boxers screaming trying to enquire more frrom me nd I was smiling @ him nd said April fool see as d guy kum hook me 4 shirt dey ask me which kind play b dat*

Na wa oo! U wan kill person.
Tearing seriously here.

Na to use my phone lock screenshot do main menu.
Dis my guy wey no let my phone rest go unlock am tire.

MaleoPearls:
For the ladies...


1. Call your husband/fiance's best friend

2. Both of you go unclad

3. Call your husband/fiance and immediately he enters

4. KABOOOMM!!! APRIL FOOL

5. Beginning of another civil war!!!

They will just kill you if you try Number 9.

Taylor86:


so what do i do plz

Go to your profile,you will see when your ban will be over.

APRIL FOOL IN UBA BANK.


I dropped from the keke I took to UBA, paid the rider and walked straight to the bank. As usual, there was a Long queue But right now, that was not my concern. I immediately located the bulk room Where millions of Naira are counted. The Casher was busy counting money, I walked straight to him, grabbed a bunch of 1k notes and held straight to the exit door. Mehn! Casher started shouting "security, security, security! ". In No time, securities have surrounded and before they could descend on me, I shouted "APRIL FOOL

too childish

Defcon1:

Go to your profile,you will see when your ban will be over.

tnx bro, i hv seen it 3rd April is the expiring ddat
but wait oo dis one u know everything like dis u sure say no b u ban me? no vex ooo na question b4 u go ban me again for 3 yrs

Taylor86:


tnx bro, i hv seen it 3rd April is the expiring ddat
but wait oo dis one u know everything like dis u sure say no b u ban me? no vex ooo na question b4 u go ban me again for 3 yrs

No shaking,bro
I am a regular member like you
I can't ban anyone; l am not a moderator
I had a similar experience like you
The silly bot banned me for 24 hrs on election day - you can imagine the frustration.
It is just a mindless computer program that doesn't know any better - sometimes misjudges a legitimate comment as a spam