Jonathan: Helo Sir

Buhari: yea? Helo who is this?

Jonathan: haba..baba, u no get my number again?

Buhari: I'm sorry, I don't have your number..so who am I speaking with?

Jonathan: hmmm... Oga o, na so life be? OK i am Goodluck Jonathan

Buhari: hahaha.... how tinz
now? u dey watch channels TV?

Jonathan: I dey watch am jare. Me don know say I no fit win b4 now.

Buhari: yes brother... Change is inevitable.

Jonathan: such is life, I just call to
congratulate you ni sir.

Buhari: congratulate me
Hmmm...something is fishy

Jonathan: haba, nothing now, remember I congratulated Aregbesola, Ajumobi, Amosun, and other APC gov when they won.

Buhari: oooh.... I see, how is mama peace?

Jonathan: she dey ooo... She don dey pack load small small

Buhari: haha.. Why the rush, time still they now.

Jonathan: no time johr

Buhari: OK...but will u like a prison in
Abuja or Bayelsa? Choose one

Jonathan: Ha daddy! That's why I called you... Abeg . I no wan go prison

Buhari: guy forget that tin...ur prison sure! But no worry, no b only u go go... FFK go follow, Fayose go join, even Gani Adams, mama peace, Ngozi, Stella odua. ...so don't worry too much, the place will not be boring

Jonathan: abeg now....

Mtn: your call credit has been exhausted and your call terminated, you can borrow airtime from MTN. Dial *606# to check if you can use the service or load a recharge card. thank you.


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Lame! Lamer!! Lamest!!! This is as dry as the br.east of a 90-year old woman Jonathan remains a true democrat even in defeat he stood taller than Buhari!

CuteMaryJ:
Jonathan: Helo Sir

Buhari: yea? Helo who is this?

Jonathan: haba..baba, u no get my number again?

Buhari: I'm sorry, I don't have your number..so who am I speaking with?

Jonathan: hmmm... Oga o, na so life be? OK i am Goodluck Jonathan

Buhari: hahaha.... how tinz
now? u dey watch channels TV?

Jonathan: I dey watch am jare. Me don know say I no fit win b4 now.

Buhari: yes brother... Change is inevitable.

Jonathan: such is life, I just call to
congratulate you ni sir.

Buhari: congratulate me
Hmmm...something is fishy

Jonathan: haba, nothing now, remember I congratulated Aregbesola, Ajumobi, Amosun, and other APC gov when they won.

Buhari: oooh.... I see, how is mama peace?

Jonathan: she dey ooo... She don dey pack load small small

Buhari: haha.. Why the rush, time still they now.

Jonathan: no time johr

Buhari: OK...but will u like a prison in
Abuja or Bayelsa? Choose one

Jonathan: Ha daddy! That's why I called you... Abeg . I no wan go prison

Buhari: guy forget that tin...ur prison sure! But no worry, no b only u go go... FFK go follow, Fayose go join, even Gani Adams, mama peace, Ngozi, Stella odua. ...so don't worry too much, the place will not be boring

Jonathan: abeg now....

Mtn: your call credit has been exhausted and your call terminated, you can borrow airtime from MTN. Dial *606# to check if you can use the service or load a recharge card. thank you.


(Read more @facebook.com/hopesignatures)

hahahahaha.....Oga Jonah don finish,very funny conversation.

This one don make my day already. So, so funny...

tomakint:
Lame! Lamer!! Lamest!!! This is as dry as the br.east of a 90-year old woman Jonathan remains a true democrat even in defeat he stood taller than Buhari!

If he like make im stand taller than Iroko tree, dude be going to jail soon

Funny Conversation... But Jonathan is a great HERO......................