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For Women Only - Hilarious Truth by thinkdip(m): 6:53pm On Apr 07, 2015
For Women Only
A group of girlfriends were on vacation when they saw a
5-story hotel with a sign that reads: “For Women Only”.
Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands,
they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them
how it works. “We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor,
and once you find what you are looking for, you can
stay there. It’s easy to decide since each floor has a
sign telling you what’s inside.”
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign
reads:
“All the men on this floor are short and plain.”
The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to
the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads:
“All the men here are short and handsome.”
Still, this isn’t good enough, so the friends continue on
up. They reach the third floor and the sign reads:
“All the men here are tall and plain.”
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are
still two floors left, they continuedon up. On the fourth
floor, the sign is perfect:
“All the men here are tall and handsome.”
The women get all excited and are going in when they
realize that there is still one
floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head
on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads:
“There are no men here. This floor was built only to
prove that there is no way to please a woman.”

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Re: For Women Only - Hilarious Truth by Fabdedon(m): 7:03pm On Apr 07, 2015
is this the point where i get to type Lol?
sad

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Re: For Women Only - Hilarious Truth by Girltee1(f): 7:11pm On Apr 07, 2015
Fabdedon:
is this the point where i get to type Lol?
sad
Wicked!grin
Re: For Women Only - Hilarious Truth by Tattooboy: 7:16pm On Apr 07, 2015
The ladies be 'we want tall, dark, handsome and rich floor'
Re: For Women Only - Hilarious Truth by Nobody: 7:19pm On Apr 07, 2015
Makes no sense
Re: For Women Only - Hilarious Truth by thinkdip(m): 7:40pm On Apr 07, 2015
Tattooboy:
The ladies be 'we want tall, dark, handsome and rich floor'
lols kiss
Tattooboy:
The ladies be 'we want tall, dark, handsome and rich floor'
lols

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