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Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by Nobody: 5:10pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
ronald4lif: Lol! Is that what this damn green light is all about? Sounded like the girl was giving a pelican crossing light 1 Like |
Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan: 5:14pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
alberto2k: Hahahaha, Bros nor vex. I bin dey diet that time, na why I nor gree chop am. 1 Like |
Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by ronald4lif(m): 5:16pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Chiam55: Hehe! Her intention may have been to give him a pelican light but she ended up giving him a toucan crossing light. And he ruined the entire show by not giving her a zebra crossing amber light. 2 Likes |
Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan: 5:17pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
ronald4lif: Well hard as it is to believe which really doesn't matter cos this is just a forum, it really happened. And I wasn't really interested in her. She had a great figure but there wasn't really any attraction. Plus like I pointed out, I had always seen her around but our paths never crossed. |
Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan: 5:19pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
danyel09: Hahahaha. Don't let NL police catch u distributing that ooo *stylishly collects it* |
Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by Nobody: 5:21pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
ronald4lif: Lol! We need to report these Africans to dvla cause they failed |
Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by ronald4lif(m): 5:21pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
kinglekan: Okay. Since there was no attraction the wasn't any reason to take it further then. But you must be a gentle man not to be interested in a woman of such attribute coz of no attraction. That's good. Some guys will just eat the cookie regardless. |
Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by ronald4lif(m): 5:26pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Chiam55: Hehe! We're Africans too, remember. We don't want dvla bailiff fine notes on our rides please. Had enough of it already. 1 Like |
Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by cutieberie1(f): 5:38pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
kinglekan: so u are also cheatin...talk strike only u.. |
Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan: 5:43pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Chiam55: Make I nor feel fly? . Its not everyday you get a hawt curvy babe crushing on a guy and giving the pelican light like you actually put it. That got me ROTFL. Chiam55: Hehehe, well as much as this sounds really cool, if I had done it she probably might have said yes and I would have to tell her I wasn't into her. That would definitely burst her bubble. Chiam55: Hahahaha, Plzzzzz tell me oooo. And full meaning of S.N.M? 1 Like |
Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by Fabdedon(m): 5:44pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
alberto2k:hehehe leave that guy joor.. See free gift kinglekan.. A fish at hand is better than others in the river.. 1 Like |
Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan: 5:45pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
cutieberie1: Boo booo, awayuu?? You knw am too faithful |
Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by Fabdedon(m): 5:46pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
ronald4lif:i wount think twice.. I would eat the cookies and lick the kom kom join 1 Like |
Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan: 5:47pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
countsparrow: Hahahaha , Werey ni padi yi sha ooo. Go ask plato d pato naaaa. Make I dash u small MB on ur chinko Phone? |
Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan: 5:49pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Beennkumar: That's why I didn't take the bait ooo. |
Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by mirexxx(f): 5:49pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
kinglekan:if you have a crush on me, it should be mee and mee alone! I don't share crushers 1 Like |
Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan: 5:56pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
ronald4lif: Well online here a lot of us might sound like players, but in the real world we are just gentle men and faithful partners. |
Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by BIBblacboy: 5:56pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
....during d time of subsidy wen i was really broke......she came from a very rich family.....so i considered her heaven sent 1 Like |
Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan: 5:57pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
mirexxx: Am just too greedy hun, guess I should have been named oliver twist. |
Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by BIBblacboy: 5:58pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
kinglekan:hahaaaa....na only u sabi better thing 1 Like |
Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by kinglekan: 6:00pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Fabdedon: |
Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by Fabdedon(m): 6:08pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
mirexxx:GREEDnessimanazatiom 1 Like |
Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by Nobody: 6:11pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Reading.... |
Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by Nobody: 6:12pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
wristwatch: Summarise it for me abeg .. When ur done |
Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by Nobody: 6:12pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
I told one man in my life and the rest was history. He was the bouncer at a club I was working in. I spent weeks thinking of all the things I would say lol. So one night at work I see him and my heart does a somersault as usual and I decided tonight is the night. I took a shot of tequila for some dutch courage and when he walked past again like he always does. I called him over to the bar. He was on the other side of the bar and I said; "I have something to tell you." He smiled and said, "what?" I looked down then looked up and motioned him to come closer. I then went to whisper in his ear but nothing came out lol. He pulled away and I grabbed him and pulled him back and shouted in his ear " I HAVE A BIG CRUSH ON YOU" He laughed and said, "I'll chat to you later. " and walked off. I felt so much relive to get that out of my head. Club closed at 4am and as I was cashing up in the office he came in and asked if I wanted a ride home. Yes please I replied. On our way to the car he asked if I wanted to go for a drink with him and I accepted. Everywhere was closed at 4 in the morning so he took me to a gentlemen's club (Rhinos I think it's called) I saw my first strip club that night. We had a laugh. He took me home and I got a kiss good night. We dated for a year. He was trouble but the wickedst slam thus far in my life. Ps SNM means say nomore kinglekan: 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by Nobody: 6:14pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Chiam55: Nice one 2 Likes |
Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by mirexxx(f): 6:18pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Fabdedon: |
Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by mirexxx(f): 6:19pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
kinglekan:I also can't share |
Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by Nobody: 6:20pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Lala247: Lol yeah. So have you ever told a guy you crushing? |
Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by cutieberie1(f): 6:21pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
kinglekan: indeed..wat abt ur oda crushes....until u decide bye. |
Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by Nobody: 6:21pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Chiam55: Noo my body tell him Lol i know .. I know .. I cant help myself 1 Like |
Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by Nobody: 6:29pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
mirexxx:see jealosy |
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