naturally:
Spreads mat

Emyemyberry:
In d year 2012,i Met an old girl friend inside a bus,after exchange of greetings and pleasantries,i carry my nokia c6 give her make she type her number,as she press zero,na so my phone quench,no gree on again till i reach house,na so i use paper collect number,even when she dey with her two friends!

klepto2015:
Have you taken a girl's number on your skin/palm in the absence of paper before? Makes the run fun.

SarcasticMe:
The condom wouldn't wear... I tried... she tried... We later gave up er'thing. Slept sexless.

the last time it happened to me she flung off the c+ndom and inserted my mini sim i too love her action

favoryte33:
Let me kick off d party,,,,,I can remember vividly when I was serving,there was dis fellow corper who was tripping 4 me,,,she alws gave me d green light but I just ignored it until she culdnt take it anymore,,,,2 cut d story short,dis gal opened up 2 me&told me how she felt&how she was in luv,,,,Lo&behold ma pple na so I just stiff like walking stick,I no fit start action inside my room 4 dat matter ooooo,,,,finally as I walked her back home,na so I start 2 do d luv wey I 4 do inside room,,,there came d bomb 4rm dis girl,"PLS STOP,WE WERE INSIDE D ROOM U CULD NOT DO ANYTHING,IT IS BY D ROADSIDE U COME DEY PLAY LOVE",,,,My brothers&sisters shame no make me get my senses dat day,,,, so dudes share ursu 2,,,,Love ya!

tojahh:
There's this girl in my area, so pretty, but rude because of her enormous admirers. I just came back from Boarding school for the holiday, my friends have already intimate me with her kind of person. I was prepared to show them the diff between a boarder and a day student.

Na so I call this babe as she dey waka pass but she no respond, call again you look me come hiss one kind long hiss wey fit long pass 3rd Mainland bridge. My paddy dem begin laff, to show the swag in me, I walk up to her. '"Hey, Sofia, whatsup" I said. "Are you mad"? Leave me alone. She said in a loud voice that made my friends laff as if dem be jackals.

Na so I vex land am slap for face, see as my friends dey hail me, I begin form baddest nigga, she no talk, just hold her face and continued her way home. 20mins later I was with my mum and 2 sisters when I saw a large crowd of persons of all sorts coming towards our house.

To cut long story short... My mum asked me to kneel down while she instructed the girl to give me 5 good slaps. Bros this babe register me slaps as if she dey cast Ogbanje from my head. Since then, I've never hit a lady and its a lesson well learnt. (C 2003)

Emyemyberry:
i don't wana believe u did that!