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Guys: How To Become A Top Dude On Facebook by habeebcole: 5:49pm On Apr 14, 2015
» When a girl ignores your message twice,
leave
her alone. She isn't blind, she just chose to
ignore
it. There's no need sending more
messages.
Move to the next chic sharply.
» When a girl accept your request,
seriously typing
"tnx for accepting" on her wall is lame. Do
it in
her inbox. Some of you get ignored when
you type
that crap on their walls.
» You don't need to be a male LovePeddler.
Don't woo
every random chic on your list. Some are
good
enough to be just friends with you.
» As I usually stress, don't be a thirsty dude
on a
girl's post. If the post is nice, simply hit
"like" and
move on. If you need to comment, make it
brief
and interesting. Don't go begging her to
add you.
» If the picture is beautiful, like it and give
a
simple compliment. If its not, there's no
need
lying to get her attention.
» When chatting you don't spend your
whole time
telling a girl how beautiful she is, a
hundred other
dudes tell her everyday. They find it boring
when
you join the train.
» You have those chicks who have never
liked,
shared or commented on any of your
posts. They
also don't reply your messages. Please
biko, why
haven't you deleted them? You be their
slave?
» If you find yourself always starting the
convo
with a particular person, like you're always
the
first to message her, stop for a while. If
she
doesn't notice, you're not important to
her...leave
her alone.
» If you guys don't roll, don't tag her to
your
pictures. She might find it offensive.
» The lesser of you, the better for you.
When you
are all over her wall, all over all her posts
and all
over all her pictures commenting and
liking
everything, you are less appreciated
because you
are acting thirsty.
» When you compliment a girl on her
picture and
another person compliments the same
picture,
and the girl thanks the other person and
skips
yourname, please remove your comment.
It
wasn't necessary.
# ADVICE......
Re: Guys: How To Become A Top Dude On Facebook by kimond101: 5:53pm On Apr 14, 2015
Interesting
Re: Guys: How To Become A Top Dude On Facebook by YoshiMaster: 6:02pm On Apr 14, 2015
...bet y would I want to be the top guy on Facebook

Nice rules though for dating. Nneka123 are you reading this? Its over before it even got started angry
Re: Guys: How To Become A Top Dude On Facebook by Nobody: 6:03pm On Apr 14, 2015
YoshiMaster:
...bet y would I want to be the top guy on Facebook

Nice rules though for dating. Nneka123 are you reading this? Its over before it even got started angry
grin grin we never had a thing jare, gerraway from here

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Re: Guys: How To Become A Top Dude On Facebook by Nobody: 6:04pm On Apr 14, 2015
A top dude on facebook? Lawd!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Guys: How To Become A Top Dude On Facebook by apholaryn: 6:05pm On Apr 14, 2015
lol..ur mates dey head big Organizations..na Fb u wan dey top..smh

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Re: Guys: How To Become A Top Dude On Facebook by YoshiMaster: 6:10pm On Apr 14, 2015
Nneka123:
grin grin we never had a thing jare, gerraway from here

Hehe, yeah we did! You just have a really short memory. Maybe in my next life or my next moniker, we could get it on #Marvin.

For now, I'm getting away, as you said grin
Re: Guys: How To Become A Top Dude On Facebook by Nobody: 6:11pm On Apr 14, 2015
I am actually a top dude on Facebook
Re: Guys: How To Become A Top Dude On Facebook by vjsmiles: 6:31pm On Apr 14, 2015
[size=14pt] funny enough this is nairaland... [/size]
Re: Guys: How To Become A Top Dude On Facebook by Nobody: 7:15pm On Apr 14, 2015
How about you become a top dude in real life?
Re: Guys: How To Become A Top Dude On Facebook by Nobody: 7:25pm On Apr 14, 2015
apholaryn:
lol..ur mates dey head big Organizations..na Fb u wan dey top..smh

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Re: Guys: How To Become A Top Dude On Facebook by icebebe(f): 7:34pm On Apr 14, 2015
And afta all dis will u gt paid?
Re: Guys: How To Become A Top Dude On Facebook by mostHandsome01: 7:37pm On Apr 14, 2015
Top facebook dude, lmao!

Be a top guy in real life and automatically, U will becom a top dude wherever you are be it online or offline.
Re: Guys: How To Become A Top Dude On Facebook by Houseofglam7(f): 8:44pm On Apr 14, 2015
For dem boys......the men are too busy planning their future

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Re: Guys: How To Become A Top Dude On Facebook by habeebcole: 2:47pm On Apr 15, 2015
apholaryn:
lol..ur mates dey head big Organizations..na Fb u wan dey top..smh
iffa abuse u nw.....u go dey cry abi
Re: Guys: How To Become A Top Dude On Facebook by apholaryn: 5:22pm On Apr 15, 2015
habeebcole:

iffa abuse u nw.....u go dey cry abi
Truth is bitter my guy, abi?

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