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Sex In The Car : Has My Engine Knocked by ManiCypher(m): 10:51am On Apr 18, 2015 |
So last sunday the 12th of April,i was extremely Hot,my girlfriend and I are having some lil issue so didn't wanna bother her. So I called up one of my side chicks that I was on my way to her school to come see how she was fairing and all dat. So as I got to her school,I packed in a very kum kum corner. And as I was waiting for her to come meet me, all I could think about was how I was gonna have her in my car,the position that would b comfortable for her and also for me,cos I am on d tall side (6ft 6". She came out and it was as if she got a cue from the hornyness of my voice,she wore a free flowing gown with literally nothing underneath..We made small talk and immediately my fingers were doing their job,she gave me a mind-blowing BJ and before u know my car was rocking sideways.. Now fastforward to this very day 18th April,i went for the Morning Mass and on my way back home all of a sudden my steering became so strong,so stiff that if it was a lady driving it she literally wouldn't have continued. But as an experienced driver,I managed to maneuver my way home.. Immediately I got home,I opened up my bonnet and realise that my fan-belt was no more in place,seems to hv fallen off,my break fluid has dried up,even my automatic transmission fluid was dried up and this was something I checked and refilled yesterday. Shapparly I called my mechanic,he's on his way right now as I type this message... Abeg ma people has this ever happened to anyone before,would my engine knock?? |
Re: Sex In The Car : Has My Engine Knocked by ritababe(f): 10:51am On Apr 18, 2015 |
You didnt respect the car, so u deserve it . . Spirit of ur girlfriend strong well well 1 Like |
Re: Sex In The Car : Has My Engine Knocked by ijobaooorun(m): 10:54am On Apr 18, 2015 |
Yes |
Re: Sex In The Car : Has My Engine Knocked by Basildvalour(m): 10:55am On Apr 18, 2015 |
ManiCypher:Literally, the harder you knocked that girl, the faster your engine will knock |
Re: Sex In The Car : Has My Engine Knocked by Nobody: 10:56am On Apr 18, 2015 |
GBAM. Your engine has knocked and you need to appease the gods with five ram..lol. Anyway there is a general superstition that if you have sex inside your car or at your place of business, it will have an affect on them. As I said its superstition. It has not been scientifically validated |
Re: Sex In The Car : Has My Engine Knocked by Nobody: 10:56am On Apr 18, 2015 |
Oh bother. |
Re: Sex In The Car : Has My Engine Knocked by naijaboiy: 10:56am On Apr 18, 2015 |
ritababe: |
Re: Sex In The Car : Has My Engine Knocked by ManiCypher(m): 10:58am On Apr 18, 2015 |
ritababe: So is this how I would b working on my engine each time I have a lil something in my car? |
Re: Sex In The Car : Has My Engine Knocked by naijaboiy: 11:00am On Apr 18, 2015 |
Oga take that car back to church for prayers and apologise to your girlfriend you have offended her gods. Why did you cheat on her? |
Re: Sex In The Car : Has My Engine Knocked by ManiCypher(m): 11:01am On Apr 18, 2015 |
sanky346: I hv heard dat 2,dats why I'm asking.. there's no smoke without fire oh.." |
Re: Sex In The Car : Has My Engine Knocked by agarawu23(m): 11:02am On Apr 18, 2015 |
pictures of your car and the gal you bleeped for a powerful prayer |
Re: Sex In The Car : Has My Engine Knocked by haywire1: 11:12am On Apr 18, 2015 |
ManiCypher: You need to appease god of iron (ogun) . Kill a dog nd sprinkle d blood on ur engine. It gonna work like magic Thank me later * |
Re: Sex In The Car : Has My Engine Knocked by peeparty(m): 11:36am On Apr 18, 2015 |
op pass d lotto let keep knocking... |
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