Businessnaija:
Sugar is one of the most common substance to every Nigerian, because it has little value,but highly consumed.

Sugar generally is one of the best thing to ever surfaced in Nigeria, due to the flavour(Taste) it add to our food (Garri precisely with kulikuli).

But did you know? that apart from the:

*Taste

*Flavour

*Sweetness plus other attribute of sugar, there are still more powerful unknown qualities of sugar to human safety and well-being.


The following listed point are those key areas where sugar can actually be the only saviour.



(1) After Sex: (This is for both Male and Female). Did you know that after sex when you mistakenly release inside your lady, the fear of pregnancy enslave her mind and one of her most useful idea is to purchase (After sex pill-300naira or more,depending on the market price in your area).

But did you know that with just (5naira or 10naira-she can save more and get more value)......

As a guru(with this information) act like a boss, tell her not to worry about the incident, grab her by the hand, take her to the bathroom for a smooth vaginal water clean up. Then put a tea spoon of sugar above a burning fire plus (3-5drops of water), when the sugar transforms to a liquid substance-(tell her to drink it). CASE CLOSED.... PREGNANCY GONE...

But abeg, if your belle don reach 2-4months, dont try this at home......




Additionally, sugar can perform magic in the following ways:


(2) Cure deep wound: (bullet penetration). Just apply the same formular above, rub the liquid substance around the area (drink a little portion from it, and place the hot spoon on that area-very painful and scary)


(3) Matchet cut: Apply the same formular with number two


(4) Minor Injuries: ( Personal First Aid). Apply the same formular with number two and three.

L.e , teaspoon + sugar + drop of water + fire = Liquid.

PS: If all the above formular dem no work,, abeg if you sabi where your doctor dey, quickly go meet am for immediate checkup.
(Buh yhu are free to blame una village gods for your ill luck).

Hope this information will help us all.

Abeg MOD: Help me pusham to Frontpage make everybody take learn small thing today.


( emm,,, na from sleep i take type this thing,,l.e make una no see mah bad grammars and blunders in jesus name )


Source: personal discoveries/research.

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alberto2k:
I'm damn sure u didn't buy that weed from me or any of my distributors

vjsmiles:
[size=14pt] when that baby wants to dodge abortion...if you like drink otapiapia it will dodge like ronaldo.... [/size]

alberto2k:
I'm damn sure u didn't buy that weed from me or any of my distributors

eightsin:
I need a scientific proof. Make person no go kill em babe

vjsmiles:
[size=14pt] when that baby wants to dodge abortion...if you like drink otapiapia it will dodge like ronaldo.... [/size]

Businessnaija:
the above formular is 100% correct. the pills she purchased for 300naira and above contains 99% of sugar, which is to make the sperm released in her to be watery.

Businessnaija:
bros, the pikin no fit escape this formular

EMMYLASHTINS:
Lol @op u don try am before

Cutehector:
Na so one babe yarn me say make I carry alcoholic drink come say e go kill d sperm.... say wen we don "know" ourselves finish, I go pour am insyd her "tin"

Businessnaija:
ahhhhhhh, that girl wan make you marry her ah swear.... her vaginal dey drink ni

TI1919:
May God help us all most especially the youth in this world full of darkness.

Ipledge:
Bro more greese to your elbow,Chai had I known this like 2yrs back

Now make I dey too so pu pu

Businessnaija:
lol.. sire carry go.... you are now a first class sex doctor with this formular.

Ipledge:
So Na dz fomula rekardo bank and korede bello they look for in Adanma

Dahjhi:
[size=17pt]#StopQuackeryNow!!! [/size]

whizjay:
Little water + sugar + fire = Liquid

WTF??!


Na this kan tin dem dey sell inside Bus...

Businessnaija:
you mean inside bus for lag....lol

whizjay:



No be only lagos oh, have you been to any bus park in onitsha??