Remii:

Omokekere tio le je nkan to ba le ju ogede sugbon to je guguru, lol.

LOL, let me translate this:

A child that can chew plaintain but decides to chew guguru.

Hmmmm, am I right? Or am I right?

FL Gators:

LOL, let me translate this:

A child that can chew plaintain but decides to chew guguru.

Hmmmm, am I right? Or am I right?

Close enough for made in America Yooba, lol

LOL, ejo e bami translate eh then

FL Gators:

LOL, ejo e bami translate eh then

Nigbati o so wipe omode ni e sugbon o mo itumo nkan ti Dayo at bulusipaisi nso de ‘bi wipe o mo adape re. See omo wipe guguru wooro (local pop corn) le (hard) bi okuta ni, ogede (banana) siro (soft). Ti eniyan ban se bi ope (amateur or rookie) ti o si je wipe ota (expert or pro) ni, Yoruba maa nso wipe ko le je ogede sugbon ounje guguru.

Ogbeni Adobosiki,

Se ogbon arekereke ti o fe fi owo kan idi ibkaye ni on wa abi kilode ti o fi so wipe ki o te idi? Se o fe gba eyin wole ni?

Gator,
Se iwo fe je ogede Agbagba ni?

Bluespice,

a o kin ji oko oloko ni le wa
so wa ye e bayi?

Seemu ni!!!  Ki a ro aso mo idi, Ki a ro idi mo aso, Ki idi sa ma ti wa lofifo

Dobosiki,
Gatosi ati Igbona teju ni iwon pe ni omode?? Se o ri Oke ti o wa ni aya won ni? Abi se apollo mu e ni oko oju ni?

gbogbo ile,(debosky gators,blue,topsy,dayokanu,remi et al) se dada ni mo ba yin?

Argenti,

Daada ni o ba wa o

argent:

gbogbo ile,(debosky gators,blue,topsy,dayokanu,remi et al) se dada ni mo ba yin?

Omo daadaa, daadaa lo ba wa o awon ti won nba toju egbo abe re nkan Se won ntoju e daadaa

FL Gators:

LOL, ejo e bami translate eh then

E jowo eyin temi ninu tireedi yi, e gbami laye lati fi ede geesi tumo oro yi fun iyawo mi. Ese gan an ti e gba mi laye.

The Statement is ironic in nature and it literally means:

You can't eat anything that is harder (stronger) than plantain, but you can eat guguru This simply translate to: You're an hypocrite

@gbogbo ile
bawo ni? se alaafia le wa?
@toyin temi nikan, bawo ni? se alaafia lo wa,awon ibeji mi nkan,se won n so kutu kutu? mo le ro pe P.A mi gbe e lo fun ante-natal lana?

topsy25:

Omo daadaa, daadaa lo ba wa o awon ti won nba toju egbo abe re nkan Se won ntoju e daadaa

Ejo sir, yoruba yen o ye mi

topsy25:

Omo daadaa, daadaa lo ba wa o awon ti won nba toju egbo abe re nkan Se won ntoju e daadaa

argent:

Ejo sir, yoruba yen o ye mi

@argent, o so wipe  se ado nlo, koo ki eni ti on ba e se ifaki fun ilawe,

Remii:

@argent, o so wipe se ado nlo, koo ki eni ti on ba e se ifaki fun ilawe,

Ok mo ri wipe eyin e funfun dada, eyin temi naa o bad rara . Now ti e mi naa ti flash e ni eyin mi, se o le break yoruba ti o so yen down fun mi. Yoruba yen ti ni ipon ju.

argent:

Ok mo ri wipe eyin e funfun dada, eyin temi naa o bad rara . Now ti e mi naa ti flash e ni eyin mi, se o le break yoruba ti o so yen down fun mi. Yoruba yen ti ni ipon ju.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,you just dey take style to flirt with the bobo he be like say you wan make him toast you abi na you wan toast am? _{e sama tami oge siwa lara o}

IFELEKE:

@gbogbo ile
bawo ni? se alaafia le wa?
@toyin temi nikan, bawo ni? se alaafia lo wa,awon ibeji mi nkan,se won n so kutu kutu? mo le ro pe P.A mi gbe e lo fun ante-natal lana?

ifelepon sorry sleep of tongue ni,mo mean ifelobo ifeleke iyawo ni abule sidikatu bebedi ran mi si e o,o ni ki ngbe iru,eran igbe,isu ati gari fun e,o de ni ki nfun e ni leta kan,se ki nko won wa ba e ni abule wa ni

PERVERT9:

quotehmmmmmmmmmm,you just dey take style to flirt with the guy,he be like say you wan make him toast you abi na you wan toast am?

O tun ti de I only asked him to tell me what he meant. E jo mi o ki se eyan kan ti oruko e bere lati t ti o pari si n oh, o hun lo ma flirt kakiri

PERVERT9:

nibo ni mo lo tele?se o wa mi o ri mi ni?i dey everywhere. Tani oruko re bere lati T to so wipe o ma flirt kiri,ko ma je pe omo to npe ni kini kan tomato lo nso o,anu e se mi to ba je ko mu e af e lu e pa,mo de mo idi e to nse jealous T to nso,o gboko mo e lowo ni NL lo fa,pele ma binu asunle,Olorun a fi ofo remi,when their is life there is hope,ma ba e organise omo okunrin kan to fine lati afghanistan o ni nkan to tobi labe gidi gan ni wa like e wa de gbadun

E mi o daruko anybody fun e. besides, anybody o i ti gba oko mo mi lowo ni NL, so I dont know what you are talking about.
Ta lo ran e ni ise lati bami organise okunrin lati afghan of all places.
Why are you flirting with me?
Please leave me alone, am already taken.

PERVERT9:

dokita fadi sorry mo mean ferlie se ehin ko ni doctor to fadi omo kan ya ni ile iwosan ti oruko re nje kolo nle ko dowo maternity clinic to wa ni ajegunle,mo ti gbo nipa yin gan ni o ;Dwho tooked you and who tolded you that i am flirting flirt with you?me too i am already tooked,i has my own woman too
mo fe ba mu oko wa lati afghanistan because mo ri wipe iru oko to ma fit e niye,ohun la le ma ba e hoooo dada ta de ma ba e te kanle,mo ri wipe oju e si wa lodo oko t tomato,anu e semi to ba ra e gba a fi imu e fan fere

oro e ti su mi, mo ni mi o fe okunrin kankan

argent:

oro e ti su mi, mo ni mi o fe okunrin kankan

iro lo npa,so fun mi tani oloko olowo abe ori e obo ale elomiran,se debosky ni abi dr fadi ferlie

PERVERT9:

dokita fadi sorry mo mean ferlie se ehin ko ni doctor to fadi omo kan ya ni ile iwosan ti oruko re nje kolo nle ko dowo maternity clinic to wa ni ajegunle,mo ti gbo nipa yin gan ni o ;

ore mi ***wunmi, bawo ni? e ku ojo meta.
emi ni dokita naa. se ise wa fun mi ni?

PERVERT9:

bawo ni?awon omo alaigboran nko?se nkan wo inu nkan?se ise nlo dede?

awon omo alaigboran wa oooooooooo. won ni kin ma ki yin. ki lo nsele ninu ilu wa yi? e jami siiiiii

Eyin eeyan mi, kilon sele?

2babie,

ko si repete, mo ngbo lucky dube lowo lowo bayi. ki lo nsele ni odo ti e?

tubabie:

Eyin eeyan mi, kilon sele?

Ko si much, bawo ni? Jo ba mi so fun pervert ki o pada lehin mi.
Jo so ba miri oko mi debo, mo ti miss e gan.

Dr Ferlie:

2babie,

ko si repete, mo ngbo lucky dube lowo lowo bayi. ki lo nsele ni odo ti e?

Ko si much ni bi yii naa. maa gbadun Lucky Dube e lo, kosi nkan to se e

argent:

Ko si much, bawo ni? Jo ba mi so fun pervert ki o pada lehin mi.
Jo so ba miri oko mi debo, mo ti miss e gan.

Hmmm Oro pevert gba adura , tin ba ti ni solution maa so fun e kia kia!!

Oye ki omo pe Oko e Debo feran boolu afesegba , o de damiloju pe on wo Club e(Arsenal) lowo bayii, Sugbon sha perpetual losers ni club e
Boya o maa le convince e ko fara yii awon club miran to niyi bi Manchester united.

kilo shele!

PERVERT9:

tu brasier ko si repete a wa pa,a ngbe nkan si nkan, o de si nle o ngberi

Jo kini itumo the emboldened part?

Si be si oruko mi ni tubabie not tu brasier  
lo sho ara e o!

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bawo ni eyin omo ni naijiria, se ewa pa. ise nko, ile ko. naijiria adara fun gbogbo wa o amin.
eje ki a gbe ede yoruba laruge. opolopo omo yoruba ni kole so tabi ko ede yoruba. ede, asa ati isee yoruba o lewa pupo.
emi a gbe ede yoruba laruge o, iwo nko?

eyin eyan mi ekaale oh,
ori ikunle ni mo wa
tubabie, dokita, dayo enitemi, gatoosi, argent, fayaah ati gbogbo yin ti mi daruko yin
mi gbagba oh oruko yin kan le lati so ni

bawo le wa sha?

Pele Blu
Omo ire bii iyan, kaale
Sugbon odaaro from my end

ahhh ore mi atata
oda be odaro ehn