Without wasting much time, roll with me as i bring
you the types of prostitutes.
1 Local Prostitutes
These are the types of prostitutes my Yoruba friends
calls “sarewa” meaning “rush come”, they are always
present in every hood.
NB: All they need is recharge card then you are free
to explore the unexplorable.

2 Part-time Prostitutes
They will be the one to call you whenever they are
broke so that they can pay you a visit, but during the
visit! miracles shall happen. keep calm, they are just
part-time oloshos.
NB: You will also pay for their t-fare.

3 Full-time Prostitutes
These are the real deals. you will always find them
only at night around suya joints, beer parlors, on the
streets and their main industries.
NB: They charge very low, you can even try your luck
with N750.


4 Holy Prostitutes
They are regular church or mosque goers but they
can’t just do without having some lashes within the
week then during the weekends, you will see them
asking for forgiveness.
NB: They always emotional after the ministration,
some will even start crying and you will start feeling
guilty.

5 E-Prostitutes
They are more like OLX or konga all you need to
do is to negotiate with them online and trust me, they
will never fail you
you will always find them on every social networks
even on nairaland
NB: They charge high.


6 Corporate Prostitutes
They are always at our work place, schools even in our
hoods. They are always good looking whenever you see
them, but all they need from you is to approach them,
take them out for shopping, then the main ministration
will take place at night.
NB: They don’t have time for dating and long stories
coz they already have their parners.


7 High-Class Prostitutes
If you are not a billionaire, don’t just render yourself
useless by going near them or else! you know the rest.
They are always patronized by politicians, successful
businessmen, popular actors and so on.
NB: They also play international matches.
8 Add urz
keep calm and run from oloshos

If not for nairaland rules eh

I'd have said this kinda post comes from those given birth to by prostitutes

but I'll not say #no offense

chidiezeh:

You’re very correct. Your head dey there

again!!!?!!!!!?!!!!!!
come up with new stuff

Op,which ones do you patronize?

By the title of this post, you are from warri