― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with
sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into
ur pen so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see
when d lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and
called it ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat
while walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE
OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be
shy, I didn't know either until now I am sure 99.9 %
of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d
nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually
"standard living standard living". D song in church
saying " o singo singo, praise d Lord", is actually " o
sing my soul and praise d Lord. I knw u are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty?
hahahaha! keep sharing d fun and laff it off

My lord I hereby pronounce myself guilty of 98% of the charges.