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This Morning? by afortress(m): 9:02am On Apr 23, 2015 |
I was abiut driving out of my compound when i heard a strange knock coming from the hood of my car... after few minutes of checking... make i no go late... i left the car and hopped on a keke to take me outside of my visinity... as i was enjoying the ride a well dressed young lady stopped the keke from afar...my fellow NLs hmmm the babe was veryok...i had to use my imagination to view the back and in same vain my mind travel follow am..***guys u should know what i mean*** as she approach keke, i start to suffocate, the oxygen was giving way for the offensive smell that came with her...baba! Oh God! Why me?! She entered the keke greeted, i didnt answer cos i couldnt open my mouth to such odor. Afte a few seconds ride i told the keke guy to drop me. The keke guy replied me saying oga shebi you say na junction you dey go? But we never reach na. I told him to park that i would like to drop. With my nose on my shoulders. After i came down, i wow! I could appreciate the essence of oxygen once more. Am seated at my office now wondering how a girl with such features could so smelly this morning. how her KPUFUN go come be? |
Re: This Morning? by StPete: 9:05am On Apr 23, 2015 |
oga, be like say u have little on ur desk dis morning. Person wey like her dat way will approach her irrespective of how she smells 1 Like |
Re: This Morning? by FLAWLES(f): 9:07am On Apr 23, 2015 |
Nairaland is not some place you come to drop ur shii and pee on(so nw watin u want mk we do?) |
Re: This Morning? by peeparty(m): 9:10am On Apr 23, 2015 |
mb d babe justvd come bk from journeymb d babe justvd come bk from journeymb d babe justvd come bk from journey |
Re: This Morning? by ivyy(f): 9:12am On Apr 23, 2015 |
peeparty: What did you just type |
Re: This Morning? by dharay99: 9:14am On Apr 23, 2015 |
so iz dat all dat happened.? |
Re: This Morning? by ammyluv2002(f): 9:15am On Apr 23, 2015 |
ivyy:Hsilgne |
Re: This Morning? by ivyy(f): 9:16am On Apr 23, 2015 |
ammyluv2002: |
Re: This Morning? by ammyluv2002(f): 9:28am On Apr 23, 2015 |
ivyy:Hahahahaha |
Re: This Morning? by Briee(f): 9:30am On Apr 23, 2015 |
StPete: I wonder, every girl they see on the road now must be reported to nlders. Op you think sey u don catch big fish, lolz. |
Re: This Morning? by afortress(m): 9:31am On Apr 23, 2015 |
FLAWLES: young lady... shebi as e concern girl now... na shii and pee... |
Re: This Morning? by afortress(m): 9:33am On Apr 23, 2015 |
StPete: nothing.dey.the.desk. my brother |
Re: This Morning? by afortress(m): 9:35am On Apr 23, 2015 |
[quote author=Briee I wonder, every girl they see on the road now must be reported to nlders. Op you think sey u don catch big fish, lolz. [/quote] so that una go know say we dey look una... |
Re: This Morning? by Briee(f): 10:41am On Apr 23, 2015 |
[quote author=afortress post=33016548][/quote] Next time remove eye for girls body, how work? |
Re: This Morning? by lanicky(f): 10:59am On Apr 23, 2015 |
*sighs* |
Re: This Morning? by afortress(m): 5:00pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
Briee: work dey there... thank GOD for today... |
Re: This Morning? by Briee(f): 5:05pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
Re: This Morning? by afortress(m): 5:26pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
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