I was abiut driving out of my compound when i heard a strange knock coming from the hood of my car... after few minutes of checking... make i no go late... i left the car and hopped on a keke to take me outside of my visinity... as i was enjoying the ride a well dressed young lady stopped the keke from afar...my fellow NLs hmmm the babe was veryok...i had to use my imagination to view the back and in same vain my mind travel follow am..***guys u should know what i mean*** as she approach keke, i start to suffocate, the oxygen was giving way for the offensive smell that came with her...baba! Oh God! Why me?! She entered the keke greeted, i didnt answer cos i couldnt open my mouth to such odor. Afte a few seconds ride i told the keke guy to drop me. The keke guy replied me saying oga shebi you say na junction you dey go? But we never reach na. I told him to park that i would like to drop. With my nose on my shoulders. After i came down, i wow! I could appreciate the essence of oxygen once more. Am seated at my office now wondering how a girl with such features could so smelly this morning. how her KPUFUN go come be?

oga, be like say u have little on ur desk dis morning.
Person wey like her dat way will approach her irrespective of how she smells

Nairaland is not some place you come to drop ur shii and pee on(so nw watin u want mk we do?)

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peeparty:
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What did you just type

ivyy:


What did you just type

Hsilgne

ammyluv2002:
Hsilgne

ivyy:

Hahahahaha

StPete:
oga, be like say u have little on ur desk dis morning.
Person wey like her dat way will approach her irrespective of how she smells

I wonder, every girl they see on the road now must be reported to nlders.
Op you think sey u don catch big fish, lolz.

FLAWLES:
Nairaland is not some place you come to drop ur shii and pee on(so nw watin u want mk we do?)

young lady... shebi as e concern girl now... na shii and pee...

StPete:
oga, be like say u have little on ur desk dis morning.
Person wey like her dat way will approach her irrespective of how she smells

nothing.dey.the.desk. my brother

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I wonder, every girl they see on the road now must be reported to nlders.
Op you think sey u don catch big fish, lolz.
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so that una go know say we dey look una...

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Next time remove eye for girls body, how work?

*sighs*

Briee:


Next time remove eye for girls body, how work?

work dey there... thank GOD for today...

afortress:


work dey there... thank GOD for today...

Oki, no look another girl on your way back

Briee:


Oki, no look another girl on your way back

i no go look first... i go smell before look...