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Re: His Weird Experience When He Visited A Politician That Promised To Give Him N10k by stonecoldcafe: 6:04pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
I laughed so hard, I nearly peed my pant! |
Re: His Weird Experience When He Visited A Politician That Promised To Give Him N10k by GodMode: 6:06pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
donbenie: Then it should be in the jokes section... |
Re: His Weird Experience When He Visited A Politician That Promised To Give Him N10k by infogenius(m): 6:08pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
Very funny That's what u deserve for selling ur vote. Still Lol |
Re: His Weird Experience When He Visited A Politician That Promised To Give Him N10k by erudyt(m): 6:11pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
hahahahaha |
Re: His Weird Experience When He Visited A Politician That Promised To Give Him N10k by danbrowndmf(m): 6:14pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
[quote author=onismate post=33098704]I was so happy because the elections were round the corner. I wanted money. I had vowed within myself that if any political party don’t give me any money, I won’t vote for them. Na so I begin happy sake of say, I would be paid to vote by any political party. I had earlier been told that money flows, political parties share money during elections. So I was ready. I want to have my own share. It was an unfortunate case for the Presidential election. It came and gone and nobody or political party bothered to give me money. Na sorry case for me. My hope was dashed. I had hoped and prayed that there should be sharing of money. But na lie. I waited and waited even after my accreditation. I waited till voting was closing in my ward and I was yet to vote. I was waiting for someone to say, “Oya come collect this small money to vote for this party.” Infact na me use my hand come dey ask if no one wan give money for me to hope. People laughed at me as if I was a clown. “You dey wait for money. You go wait tire,” one old woman said. I was glaring that I was just waiting my time waiting for who would buy my vote. And time was going and I had already done accreditation. Well, I managed to vote and left the place with a sad place. I been no wan vote ooo. Na because of money make me go dia. I had vowed never to step my foot again in that polling unit or any other. Not until 2 days to the Governorship election, a friend of mine came to my place. He said he was just coming from his tailors shop and he told him that they are looking for 10 people to give N10,000 each to vote for his party. Chaiiiii, immediately I heard N10,000, na so my ears stand. “Where be dat,” I asked. My body was just shaking because I heard some people would be giving N10,000 just to vote. Who no like better thing, abi which hungry person no go jump up when they hear that kind of money. Me, I dey hungry gan. Infact I was so broke. I told my friend that I was interested in it since it was the same ward. Na so my paddy carry me go dia ooo. When we got there, the tailor said I should show him my PVC in which I did. He said he needed more people. I told him that I have friends who registered in that same ward he was looking for. He I should help him get them. The first person that came to my mind was, emma. Na this kind thing emma dey like. To chop free N10k. I went and got 3 of friends in which emma was among. We all got the tailor’s place. He asked us to leave our PVCs with him and come back the election day. “Nooo,” emma screamed. “Oga no be so we wan do am nahhh,” I said. I can’t just submit my PVC when I have not seen the money he wants to give us. The tailor said we shouldn’t worry about anything, that he just want to hold the PVSs for the main time so he could show the people that would pay us. “So no be him wan even pay us,” I thought to myself. As if he was reading what was going on my mind, he took us to another small room inside his shop. He brought out two heavy Ghana must go sacks. He opened it the sacks , I saw that it was full of Naira notes. “Shey you see am, shey una see am. So don’t worry, there is money, we go settle una,” the tailor said. I was looking at the money inside the sacks with my mouth wide open as if I haven’t seen money all through my life. Thank God I didn’t faint just because I saw the money. Immediately I saw the money, I felt relieved. My 10k was so sure for me. Infact he even assured us that they may likely add some little money to the N10,000 that would be giving to us, I and my friends gave the tailor our PVCs before leaving. I came there hungry, with an empty stomach. Infact looking at the money, I don even belle full. Hunger no catch me again just because of say I don see money, I don get assurance. As we were heading home rejoicing, how we would make N10,000 just by just voting. I began thinking. I began thinking of how I would spend my money. There is this face cap I often see my friend wear, I loved it and I want to get a lookalike. I was budgeting the N10,000 for some clothes, shoe and some other stuffs, hopping it would be enough. As time went on, all I was thinking was the N10,000 that would be given to me. If I sleep, I would always dream of something relating to N10,000. At a time I became worried because I started seeing ghosts, dead people giving me money inside my dreams. Infact, in one of the dream, a mad woman was chasing me, at a time she caught up with me, dipped her hand inside the filthy cellophane bag she was carrying, brought out some Naira notes and gave me. By the time I start seeing mad people inside my dreams, then something is wro OP if this story is Fiction,then this the best write up hv read here on NL this year...improve on ur spellings...ur stroy really connect with real Life! |
Re: His Weird Experience When He Visited A Politician That Promised To Give Him N10k by NobleG1(m): 6:17pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
You deserve what happened to you. Continue selling your right over money. People like you are the reason this country is so messed up! I*diot! |
Re: His Weird Experience When He Visited A Politician That Promised To Give Him N10k by Ajerry: 6:26pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
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Re: His Weird Experience When He Visited A Politician That Promised To Give Him N10k by encryptjay(m): 6:37pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
Nice, you kept me glued to your story... |
Re: His Weird Experience When He Visited A Politician That Promised To Give Him N10k by mimicious(f): 6:42pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
otipoju:. U tell u |
Re: His Weird Experience When He Visited A Politician That Promised To Give Him N10k by brojero: 7:17pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
Good one |
Re: His Weird Experience When He Visited A Politician That Promised To Give Him N10k by Nobody: 7:20pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
onismate:a good lesson der! |
Re: His Weird Experience When He Visited A Politician That Promised To Give Him N10k by tellwisdom: 7:32pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
Rubbish |
Re: His Weird Experience When He Visited A Politician That Promised To Give Him N10k by lagbaja(m): 7:45pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
I wish Jega had given orubebe the gbadeyan treatment, that would have been sweeter than cocacola. |
Re: His Weird Experience When He Visited A Politician That Promised To Give Him N10k by DBlackCeazer(m): 7:54pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
otipoju:exactly! |
Re: His Weird Experience When He Visited A Politician That Promised To Give Him N10k by Pdizzle(m): 7:59pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
otipoju: |
Re: His Weird Experience When He Visited A Politician That Promised To Give Him N10k by chronique(m): 8:08pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
You and your friends are perfect examples of what we call eediots. Instead of voting credible leaders from your conscience,you went about looking for who to vote for money. People like you are some of the problems facing Nigeria as a country;you guys don't deserve to have a PVC. Thank God you weren't given a dime. |
Re: His Weird Experience When He Visited A Politician That Promised To Give Him N10k by Tshaphilo: 8:28pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
serve u right. u sold ur right becoz of money that must ve been gotten maybe n most likely tru rituals. Now u know at what length they could go to gt this post. Another one is coming in 2019 prepare very well |
Re: His Weird Experience When He Visited A Politician That Promised To Give Him N10k by olayinkaj2(m): 9:34pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
You see your life, instead of you to just vote and go home, you were waiting for who will buy your vote and eventually landed yourself in trouble, thank your stars that the man didn't use igbadi on you. |
Re: His Weird Experience When He Visited A Politician That Promised To Give Him N10k by lilcashking(m): 10:52pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
Who even get time to read these ur novel,na volune 1 abi 2 self |
Re: His Weird Experience When He Visited A Politician That Promised To Give Him N10k by dayodare49o: 9:50am On Apr 26, 2015 |
I dey laugh...you wan kill me o boy. however, that is how I keep saying politicians are real devils. They spread poverty among the masses and invoke the poverty in order to send masses on errand they will not go ordinarily. they used your problem against you. very funny and painful. hmmm |
Re: His Weird Experience When He Visited A Politician That Promised To Give Him N10k by dayodare49o: 10:05am On Apr 26, 2015 |
NobleG1:maybe people like you are the ones that male some peoples poor so they can use them. |
Re: His Weird Experience When He Visited A Politician That Promised To Give Him N10k by Abdullahi4u7(m): 12:30pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
You got me laughing at that scene of Emma clinching sad.........chai, the slap sha...... Emma and d agbada man |
Re: His Weird Experience When He Visited A Politician That Promised To Give Him N10k by NobleG1(m): 2:55pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
dayodare49o: You may need to go back to school. |
Re: His Weird Experience When He Visited A Politician That Promised To Give Him N10k by dayodare49o: 3:27pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
NobleG1:my illiteracy far better than your literacy. |
Re: His Weird Experience When He Visited A Politician That Promised To Give Him N10k by NobleG1(m): 4:39pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
dayodare49o: Your writing indicates you're a stark illiterate. |
Re: His Weird Experience When He Visited A Politician That Promised To Give Him N10k by dayodare49o: 5:04pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
NobleG1:I am not going to convince an id.io.t if I am literate or not. But some thing is sure. illiterates don't advertise their products before we know what they have to offer. you are starched illiterate. |
Re: His Weird Experience When He Visited A Politician That Promised To Give Him N10k by NobleG1(m): 7:04am On Apr 27, 2015 |
dayodare49o: "Starched illiterate"? What an im*becile! LOL. |
Re: His Weird Experience When He Visited A Politician That Promised To Give Him N10k by dayodare49o: 8:48am On Apr 27, 2015 |
NobleG1:Early in the morning of new week? may motor kill you, your papa your mama, your uncles your sisters all your family at once omo ale. |
Re: His Weird Experience When He Visited A Politician That Promised To Give Him N10k by NobleG1(m): 4:12pm On Apr 28, 2015 |
dayodare49o: You were born and bred in a broken home and you lack home training, hence you're a stack illiterate. Also your disrespect for someone's family is not surprising because yours is f*ucked up. Go back to school, it will help you in life. |
Re: His Weird Experience When He Visited A Politician That Promised To Give Him N10k by NobleG1(m): 4:14pm On Apr 28, 2015 |
dayodare49o: You were born and bred in a broken home and you lack home training, hence you're a stack illiterate. Also your disrespect for someone's family is not surprising because yours is f*ucked up. Go back to school, it will help you in life, if you're not mentally challenged. |
Re: His Weird Experience When He Visited A Politician That Promised To Give Him N10k by NobleG1(m): 4:15pm On Apr 28, 2015 |
dayodare49o: You were born and bred in a broken home and you lack home training, hence you're a stack illiterate. Also your disrespect for someone's family is not surprising because yours is f*ucked up. Go back to school, it will help you in life, if you're not mentally challenged a*sshole. |
Re: His Weird Experience When He Visited A Politician That Promised To Give Him N10k by dayodare49o: 5:25pm On Apr 28, 2015 |
NobleG1:I don't even think I was born and breded like idiot you. Broken home? ha ha ha this guy is mad man. Who cares if there is, who cares if is broken or not. But if you care all of you should go and be buried inside lagoon. |
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