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7 Things Women Think Are Sexy But Men Don't Like by lolaxavier(m): 7:05am On Apr 29, 2015
Women have constantly picked up sex tips from the Internet, magazines or blogs on how to please their man but some of these advice are totally misleading.

1.Being mean in bed: A select few men are into the dominant/submissive game. But, usually, if a guy likes you, he doesn’t want to hurt you! He doesn’t want to call you a “dirty wh*re” or whack you with a paddleboard or choke you. So if you decide one night that to spice it up you’ll start yelling orders in bed about all the grotesque things you want him to say and do to you, he’ll probably just be terrified and lose his—you know.

2.Elaborate outfits: Often men don’t know what to do with these. There are so many laces and buckles and straps that by the time one boot is off, your man just wants to pass out. Here’s what a man likes: a naked woman. Pretty simple, huh? Sure some cute underwear and bra will get them going. But stay away from stores with names like “Dominatrix Kitty.” Anything in there is too complicated for your man to get off.

3.Toys: Again, men are simple. If they come home to find you naked and waiting for them, they’re excited. Throw in some new positions, and they’ll appreciate that too. But when you start bringing toys and gadgets in the bedroom, most men feel intimidated. They feel silly if they don’t know exactly how to use those toys and they feel like they, by themselves, were not adequate enough to please you. If you do want to bring accessories into the bedroom, keep it simple like edible body lotion or handcuffs.

4.Slobber kisses: If you’re doing this, you’ve been watching too much Jersey Shore. No man wants your tongue on his forehead, nor does he want to feel like you’re giving him an oral exam with your tongue. Men just want you to kiss the way you kiss, because they like you. Keep in mind the kiss is the most intimate part of the sexual experience, and if you’re being ingenuine about it, trying to pull out all sorts of tricks, then that intimacy is lost.

5.Areola play: Do you like having man Areola hair in your mouth? No? Good! Because men don’t like you having it there either. Men don’t have that much sensation in their nipples. In fact, many men feel that Areola play is an explicitly female-targeted act, and can feel emasculated if you do it! Keep the teasing either above the collarbone or below the belt.

6.Comparison to exes: “You’re so much better than my ex” or “You’re so much bigger than my ex” doesn’t make a man feel flattered. It makes him picture you sleeping with someone else. And it makes him realize that you were thinking of someone else while you were sleeping with him! It doesn’t matter how nice you’re trying to spin it: do not bring up any sexual partners while you’re with your current one.

7.Acting Hot: If a man is with you, it’s because he already thinks you’re Hot. A man isn’t waiting to see your “Hot side” in the bedroom. He already sees it when you’re just being you. So don’t feel you have to bring things to a whole new level once you sleep together. Don’t try to do things you think he’ll find Hot like screaming in bed or bringing in those toys. All in all, men can tell when you’re not being yourself in the bedroom and it makes it hard for them to enjoy the experience, because they know that you’re only halfway into it, and halfway thinking of bizarre ways to please them that you don’t even personally enjoy.


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Re: 7 Things Women Think Are Sexy But Men Don't Like by Nobody: 7:07am On Apr 29, 2015
Okay, i personally thinks that (No.6) is not so true as it doesn't apply to every guy. Because if my partner tell me that i'm better or bigger than her Ex, i would rather see it as a compliment because that will help to boost my ego.
And secondly, When its obvious that you are having sex with a non-virgin, how do you expect her not to have an Ex or be thinking about him. So i don't think it makes any sense to feel like down just because she's thinking about her Ex when you are you are having coitus with her.

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Re: 7 Things Women Think Are Sexy But Men Don't Like by Nobody: 7:08am On Apr 29, 2015
Hmmm, nice one op.

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Re: 7 Things Women Think Are Sexy But Men Don't Like by lolaxavier(m): 7:12am On Apr 29, 2015
missclasssy:
Hmmm, nice one op.

Thanks. Interestingly, they all appear quite true for me. I would not fancy my woman doing all these. She will only give me a fast route out of the relationship with all these acts.

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Re: 7 Things Women Think Are Sexy But Men Don't Like by countsparrow: 7:15am On Apr 29, 2015
Is dis stuff romantic


Mods, move to d auto section, or better still crime section... grin grin grin

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Re: 7 Things Women Think Are Sexy But Men Don't Like by shawnfamous(m): 7:20am On Apr 29, 2015
Handcuff while having sex! Ok probably she is givin me a head! Bt if she refuses 2 open d handcuff nko??
Re: 7 Things Women Think Are Sexy But Men Don't Like by Dmouthed(m): 7:50am On Apr 29, 2015
Nice write up, good observaton.

My babe said except I say sweet things she might never climb-mast cry a serious put off
Re: 7 Things Women Think Are Sexy But Men Don't Like by braintext(m): 7:50am On Apr 29, 2015
Hmmm
Re: 7 Things Women Think Are Sexy But Men Don't Like by lolaxavier(m): 9:30pm On Apr 29, 2015
Dmouthed:
Nice write up, good observaton.

My babe said except I say sweet things she might never climb-mast cry a serious put off

Hahahahahahhaha

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