Hello son, your mother sent me a picture of a broken mug – my broken mug. Apparently, you have broken yet another mug. I’m thinking of disciplining you with the rod when I get home but no, I won’t derive satisfaction from that, it won’t be fun. Spare the rod and spoil the child is so old school.

So here is what I’m going to do. I’ll have to write down the items broken and the cost. This mug, the two glass cups, the two ash mugs.

Remember your mother’s bead necklace you pulled from her neck and scattered all over the floor at a wedding? Well I’m writing that down and adding the cost of humiliation she endured. My phone chargers and headsets? Adding those ones too. Your mother’s earrings you derive so much joy from pulling and tossing aside? Your bill just went up.

There are more I’ll remember soonest and more things you’re going to destroy in the future so my advice to you, be a lawyer or an accountant. Bring your A-game to the negotiation table because when you get a job and collect that your first paycheck, I’ll be the person at your door, presenting the bill.

It would be fun and entertaining to watch you stutter as you unfold the bill, watch it roll down to your feet, onto the front porch and stop at the driveway. That’s right, your bill is going to be long so your paycheck better be fat.

Your mother is going to be the judge and she is expected to be free, fair and impartial in her ruling and the awarding of damages. You are hereby advised via this post to stop with your cooing, laughing, smiling and making of those soft baby eyes you always give your mother. Your interactions with her shall now be videoed and monitored. That’s right, I’m on to you.

Should you go ahead to try and still win her to your side, know it won’t be an easy task. I’ve had over seven years of wooing her under my belt, seven years before you came along. I’m pretty sure I’ll still be able to turn on the charm. Tough break son, my smile trumps yours.

Please bear in mind that inflation shall be taken into account when the final bill is presented to you, that full bottle of bleach you poured all over the bathroom floor can’t still be 200 naira many years down the line. Once again, being a tough lawyer or accountant would come in handy for you.

Finally, go ahead son, let loose all over the house, play with your toys, smash my phone on the floor, pull down the game console by the wires, tear apart my paperback novels and keep pulling mommy’s weave off. I’ll just be in the corner, telling you I love you as I make yet another entry of your destruction into my dairy.

...................................................Sincerely with love from daddy

Yea...dats touchin...nyz nd lovely

Beautiful piece

Awwwwwwwwww

Let me Read this First b4 I Comment my View!!

I wish it can just make front page... @ MODS

Lol, nyc piece though.

Wicked father

If God operated this way, the only living things on earth would probably be plants.

adanduka:
Wicked father

If God operated this way, the only living things on earth would probably be plants.

You misunderstood the post.

adanduka:
Wicked father
If God operated this way, the only living things on earth would probably be plants.

AndreRose:

You misunderstood the post.

It's one of those syndromes

adanduka:
Wicked father

If God operated this way, the only living things on earth would probably be plants.

must you misunderstood everything?judge not so as nt to be judge. Beside who knws? You might even be ten fold a more wicked fellow.

Jollyjoy:
must you misunderstood everything?judge not so as nt to be judge. Beside who knws? You might even be ten fold a more wicked fellow.

I wonder.......

Jollyjoy:
must you misunderstood everything?judge not so as nt to be judge. Beside who knws? You might even be ten fold a more wicked fellow.

Thanks for the compliment!

adanduka:


Thanks for the compliment!

what a fellow! You cant even diferentiate being complimented from being rebuked!yours is a lost hope.... I give upppppppp.

vjsmiles:
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How are you?

Jollyjoy:
what a fellow! You cant even diferentiate being complimented from being rebuked!yours is a lost hope.... I give upppppppp.

Thanks, you have helped me diferentiate differentiate

He will always win his mother to his side and you know that.

@op did your dad give you a lifetime bill of things you broke /spoilt after you collected your paycheck ? If no then that smart kid doesn't deserve all that.

vjsmiles:
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It was first blogged on mymindsnaps.com. I wonder why the source was not included.

MsBliss:
He will always win his mother to his side and you know that.

i've always know that..... like it's a tradition that men must always stand by our mothers EVEN when it's "Her" (the mother) Vs "him" (the father)...
that's why I still reminded him of that

Should you go ahead to try and still win her to your side, know it won’t be an easy task. I’ve had over seven years of wooing her under my belt, seven years before you
came along. I’m pretty sure I’ll still be able to turn on the
charm. Tough break son

Why would someone go to a site and copy a story that someone sat down thought of and wrote down and post it on some other site and claim the story as their own? Why would you so blatantly plagiarize another person's intellectual property and receive praise and glory for another's sweat?

You are a thief, Mr! A slimy, disgusting douchebag! You should be ashamed of yourself!

This is the original post that this brain dead thief copied. Pay attention to the date:

www.mymindsnaps.com/the-daddy-diaries-entry-1/

This is just wrong. This story is not yours, how dare you steal another person's story and claim as yours? How do you live with yourself? You are scum and vile, if you could write a story then why didn't you? This post was originally posted on http://www.mymindsnaps.com/the-daddy-diaries-entry-1/, the date shows that. Why not credit the source and the originator of this story, which happens to be me.
Whoever you are, please do get a life and stop this tomfoolery.

Will it kill the person who copied this piece to simply admit that he in fact copied it? I mean, how hard can it be? After, we'll be expecting change to come to us. This blatant intellectual theft is just disgusting.

Hiannn. You're still complaining about the mug and necklace he destroyed. The 40,000naira bead wura pull out from my neck nko and pieced to the ground


my toni Braxton, Michael Bolton, Phil Collins and Marvin gaye cds she broke nko

my laptop she poured water on nko

my Mary kay powder she poured and wasted on my bedsheet nko

my lipsticks that she broke nko




I can go on and on.na her husband go hear am.i go collect the money for damages from im hand, If I remember though

vjsmiles:
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LOL, u sef?

adanduka:
Wicked father

If God operated this way, the only living things on earth would probably be plants.

AndreRose is right. You really misunderstood the post.

Op how shameful and disgraceful that in this jet age you can stoop so low to repost a story and not acknowledge the writer or where you copied it from. Please do the needful and stop misleading nairalanders into thinking you wrote this piece. Plagiarism is dirty and its corruption. You cannot receive the glory and praises on another's sweat. If you dont want your own glory to be snatched too, do the needful.

I guess the coward Misterc has suddenly run short of words

How sad. All the person would have done was ask Anyibaba for permission to post this story here from www.mymindsnaps.com

Really saddens me.

Makes me wonder how many of Wally's and my own storys the thief has stolen from the site.