Give me more than 2 missed calls and I will never call you back, no matter what.

2.

Freemanan:
87 will do

dat one too much now,lol

DrMuzungu:
Give me more than 2 missed calls and I will never call you back, no matter what.

Juz like u..I'm a principled dude.. If I mean something to u..You'll call me back after 2-3missed calls..
I Can never be friends with someone who is not in d habit of calling ppl..no matter aw beautiful u may be..
I'm d kinda person dat calls back even if it's a missed call..

Ask4bigneyo:
TWACI Is ok.....Sorry i mean TWICE!

Team Twaci all the way

Mcowubaba:
If na fine babe- 3
If na my guy-1 flash
If na family member- 2
If na person wey d owe me money; I go plug my phone 4 charger, then relax, I go call am till my bat3 off.... Maybe like 362 calls

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Oboy this post deserves the longest laugh in Nairaland.

Still laughing here

youngwarlocks:
It depends on the urgency of the situation at hand....

Just to say hello= 2 missed calls

For exam = call the person till u enter the hall

for normal kongi = call d bae till ur ba3 die

for "Magaini Burantashi" kongi inspired= call the bae till u die

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Thunder weh go fire una if i laugh again here don d do Press-up already

dnacrystal:
Just one is enough.
Most times when someone doesn't pick a call its either they are away from the phone or they actually don't want to pick. But some people will just continue calling as if you're holding their life. so annoying.

Or they are picking beans .

a 1000 is'nt much.

ayophil25:
Twice is ideal

This your answer sha...

Infinity when people owe u.there was a babe that was owing me.I wake her up with my calls until she puts off her phone.nobody advised her to pay my cash.

Infinity when people owe u.there was a babe that was owing me.I wake her up with my calls until she puts off her phone.nobody advised her to pay my cash...

I believe 1 is Flashing,2 is that I just wanted to say hi and 3 above is to call me back cos its very important

cozy7:
Well, it depends on who d person is to u. I once dated a girl who attributed how mch I missed her to d amount of missed calls she sees on her phone.......

69 missed calls, no kill her battery

Mcowubaba:
If na fine babe- 3
If na my guy-1 flash
If na family member- 2
If na person wey d owe me money; I go plug my phone 4 charger, then relax, I go call am till my bat3 off.... Maybe like 362 calls

You r so funny

MojAyo:
dat one too much now,lol

As the court pleases

If its a girl I wouldn't want to be that idle guy, just once will do. If you owe me money, I'll still be diplomatic and expect your call after a missed call. Mostly I do a combination of 1 missed call, 1 sms and it usually works.

I think two is enough. Anything more than two is just creepy abeg. If you're important, I'll call back.

2 is d ideal..

2

Freemanan:

As the court pleases

which court

Dad 1
Bro & Sis 1
Friends 1
Boss 1
Mum 2
Crush 3
Girlfriend.. 4-10 depend on my mood
Debtors..... Till I fall asleep or my ba3 runs down

Osihgen:
I want to know the number of missed calls you feel you can give a person without being a pest because many people end up giving you loads of missed calld without realising that they are disturbing. For me sha, I think 2 is enough.

Try 69. Works always.

cozy7:
Well, it depends on who d person is to u. I once dated a girl who attributed how mch I missed her to d amount of missed calls she sees on her phone.......

How old was she? 10 years?

vivaciousvivi:


How old was she? 10 years?

Hv u ever heard guys say "All women are babies"? Stop plz, stop sounding different. Well, she was a 25yr old accountant. (Lest u think she was jobless).

cozy7:
Hv u ever heard guys say "All women are babies"? Stop plz, stop sounding different. Well, she was a 25yr old accountant. (Lest u think she was jobless).

Tsk Tsk...someone is touchy!
U sure she is your "ex"?

MojAyo:
which court

Ayo court

At least 3 is normal

vivaciousvivi:


Tsk Tsk...someone is touchy!
U sure she is your "ex"?

Hahaha! Yes dear, being "touchy" is d main ingredient of being "caring" (which is what all ladies including u desires). I was just being sensitive.......besides, I'm single. Even from your dp, I can tell that u too are both touchy n other things I'd rather not talk abt. REALLY!

Freemanan:

Ayo court

lol,u no well

MojAyo:
lol,u no well

Heal me hun

Yhu got it rght broda.... Juz as i do dd... onli 2 miss cal is okkk.... Unlest if yhu yhu dont ve coomon sense. To realise dat. D person is not available. Or dos nt wanna pick my call