What is the dumbest lie your ex ever told you?



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mo ni fe re.....i loff u

u r are the only one I c no oda girl exists to me

Hahahaha... you sef no lie the same lie?

yorubaboiy:
mo ni fe re.....i loff u

Hahahaha.. But that was the truth na

mhizpeaarl:
u r are the only one I c no oda girl exists to me

Should have been what's the dumbest lies you've ever told your ex...


Cos oni'ro ló po ju ni nairaland yi..

cephsaidu:
Hahahaha.. But that was the truth na

lol indeed guys ehn

Weather na 1 naira... baby you gat me!

Hmm.. we are the boom

mhizpeaarl:
lol indeed guys ehn

cephsaidu:
Hmm.. we are the boom

lol I hear u

We will name our first child Romeo..

...Told me she's pregnant...

Lmaoo..

rheether:
We will name our first child Romeo..

I still love u and I always think about u... ..i be like "b***h please!!!"

i use to date/fukc this Chinese gal for a few months back in Beijing, and one day i found out she put some add/profile on some site for single people looking for partners. I created a fake profile named "Chris", and contacted her. bullshitted her that i was an American coming to Beijing for business, looking for a gal to take out for heavy shopping and then take her back to my hotel for sex..... and that biatch agreed. so i said ok let's meet on thursday evening (knowing that she was suppose to meet me "Jay" that thursday), and she also agreed. then on the faithful day, she called me (Jay) and told me that she cant make it on our date because she had a late shift at the hospital or some BS like that. i said ok, then few hrs later i contacted her as "Chris" and told her that i couldnt make it because of some important meeting, and we had to reschedule...... and lo and behold, 10mins later that biatch called me (Jay) to tell me that she found someone to replace her at work and that we could finally meet. i told her to come to my place, and when she arrived i sat her down and ask her this simple question:"do you have something you want to tell me?" that gal said NO, that she loved me bla bla bla. so, after i realised she would never confess, i told her that i had a friend named Chris who was in town and he told me he was about to fukc her. she screamed that it was not her and that she could never do that, begging me to believe her that she loved me to death bla bla bla. i then open my computer and showed her the profile and told her it was me, and that i created it just to catch her. the gal started crying heavy crocodile tears, saying she was sorry and that she will "do anything for me to forgive her"..... the rest of the story is PG18 lol, but that was the last time i ever saw her.

MRBrownJ:
i use to date/fukc this Chinese gal for a few months back in Beijing, and one day i found out she put some add/profile on some site for single people looking for partners. I created a fake profile named "Chris", and contacted her. bullshitted her that i was an American coming to Beijing for business, looking for a gal to take out for heavy shopping and then take her back to my hotel for sex..... and that biatch agreed. so i said ok let's meet on thursday evening (knowing that she was suppose to meet me "Jay" that thursday), and she also agreed. then on the faithful day, she called me (Jay) and told me that she cant make it on our date because she had a late shift at the hospital or some BS like that. i said ok, then few hrs later i contacted her as "Chris" and told her that i couldnt make it because of some important meeting, and we had to reschedule...... and lo and behold, 10mins later that biatch called me (Jay) to tell me that she found someone to replace her at work and that we could finally meet. i told her to come to my place, and when she arrived i sat her down and ask her this simple question:"do you have something you want to tell me?" that gal said NO, that she loved me bla bla bla. so, after i realised she would never confess, i told her that i had a friend named Chris who was in town and he told me he was about to fukc her. she screamed that it was not her and that she could never do that, begging me to believe her that she loved me to death bla bla bla. i then open my computer and showed her the profile and told her it was me, and that i created it just to catch her. the gal started crying heavy crocodile tears, saying she was sorry and that she will "do anything for me to forgive her"..... the rest of the story is PG18 lol, but that was the last time i ever saw her.

all you are advertising is for us to know you don't live in Nigeria, your post and dp says it all

what's the dumbest lie your ex told u? you are narrating your america to China story no be only u live abroad

op, the dumbest lie is "I can't do without you"

Dont have an Ex who lies.

MRBrownJ:
i use to date/fukc this Chinese gal for a few months back in Beijing, and one day i found out she put some add/profile on some site for single people looking for partners. I created a fake profile named "Chris", and contacted her. bullshitted her that i was an American coming to Beijing for business, looking for a gal to take out for heavy shopping and then take her back to my hotel for sex..... and that biatch agreed. so i said ok let's meet on thursday evening (knowing that she was suppose to meet me "Jay" that thursday), and she also agreed. then on the faithful day, she called me (Jay) and told me that she cant make it on our date because she had a late shift at the hospital or some BS like that. i said ok, then few hrs later i contacted her as "Chris" and told her that i couldnt make it because of some important meeting, and we had to reschedule...... and lo and behold, 10mins later that biatch called me (Jay) to tell me that she found someone to replace her at work and that we could finally meet. i told her to come to my place, and when she arrived i sat her down and ask her this simple question:"do you have something you want to tell me?" that gal said NO, that she loved me bla bla bla. so, after i realised she would never confess, i told her that i had a friend named Chris who was in town and he told me he was about to fukc her. she screamed that it was not her and that she could never do that, begging me to believe her that she loved me to death bla bla bla. i then open my computer and showed her the profile and told her it was me, and that i created it just to catch her. the gal started crying heavy crocodile tears, saying she was sorry and that she will "do anything for me to forgive her"..... the rest of the story is PG18 lol, but that was the last time i ever saw her.

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She was a new catch. I processed everything before I left Benin for Ph. There was a night we were talking and she told me she would be going over to her aunt's place for the weekend and that they dont allow picking of calls in the house.That was the most bizarre lie I had ever heard in my life. I ended the frigging rltshp the next day.

agarawu23:
all you are advertising is for us to know you don't live in Nigeria, your post and dp says it all

what's the dumbest lie your ex told u? you are narrating your america to China story no be only u live abroad

op, the dumbest lie is "I can't do without you"

mr man are you hating

i thought guys dont get jealous

Jayjay0:

mr man are you hating

i thought guys dont get jealous

jealous?? u must be kidding me

I LOVE YOU




The greatest lie of all

im a virgin

MRBrownJ:
i use to date/fukc this Chinese gal for a few months back in Beijing, and one day i found out she put some add/profile on some site for single people looking for partners. I created a fake profile named "Chris", and contacted her. bullshitted her that i was an American coming to Beijing for business, looking for a gal to take out for heavy shopping and then take her back to my hotel for sex..... and that biatch agreed. so i said ok let's meet on thursday evening (knowing that she was suppose to meet me "Jay" that thursday), and she also agreed. then on the faithful day, she called me (Jay) and told me that she cant make it on our date because she had a late shift at the hospital or some BS like that. i said ok, then few hrs later i contacted her as "Chris" and told her that i couldnt make it because of some important meeting, and we had to reschedule...... and lo and behold, 10mins later that biatch called me (Jay) to tell me that she found someone to replace her at work and that we could finally meet. i told her to come to my place, and when she arrived i sat her down and ask her this simple question:"do you have something you want to tell me?" that gal said NO, that she loved me bla bla bla. so, after i realised she would never confess, i told her that i had a friend named Chris who was in town and he told me he was about to fukc her. she screamed that it was not her and that she could never do that, begging me to believe her that she loved me to death bla bla bla. i then open my computer and showed her the profile and told her it was me, and that i created it just to catch her. the gal started crying heavy crocodile tears, saying she was sorry and that she will "do anything for me to forgive her"..... the rest of the story is PG18 lol, but that was the last time i ever saw her.

agarawu23:
all you are advertising is for us to know you don't live in Nigeria, your post and dp says it all

what's the dumbest lie your ex told u? you are narrating your america to China story no be only u live abroad

op, the dumbest lie is "I can't do without you"

i have been scratching my head for 15mins thinking on how to reply to this...... so, however my post (or my dp) may have offended you, pls accept my apologies sir.

MRBrownJ:


i have been scratching my head for 15mins thinking on how to reply to this...... so, however my post (or my dp) may have offended you, pls accept my apologies sir.

apology accepted

agarawu23:
apology accepted

BTW: the fact that you think i am an american going to China for business, while that was just the lie i told her to catch her cheating aaaass, is the funny part here, lol!

MRBrownJ:


BTW: the fact that you think i am an american going to China for business, while that was just the lie i told her to catch her cheating aaaass, is the funny part here, lol!

my quote is just a diss.

she dey always sick, she never well for one day
mayb she b ss ni who know

rheether:
We will name our first child Romeo..

What about if your first child was a girl?

cephsaidu:

What about if your first child was a girl?

Juliet