lol

but he is'nt

Abachanjo

i go loot with different names

then when u catch me i  would say it is my daughters trust fund

fire the finance minister if she tries to uncover my looting

get some small police boys promote them to inspector use them to harrass my enemies and say am fighting corruption

make sure i have some sweet fani kayode kind of talkers around me that would defend me till tomoro as long as i fill their pocket

hmm function as the british use divide and rule

i go loot tire

keep the people busy with thoughts of splitting the country and see how the northerners will react when we give 99% to niger delta .

opportunity to revenge for the marginalisation of the igbo man

make una no try me ooo i no like some people for this country

I will get our priority right, as n which of the sectors that needs serious attention from the governmet, like the educational, infrastructures, empowerment of the citizents and give these sectors adequate implementation in my first year n office. Another fundamental problem is rule of lwa n the country, my government will make sure that there is strict adherent to the rule of law and nobody is above the law. I will institution(s) in put place to fight the greatest enemy that has bedevilled this country which is CORRUPTION and my government will b masses oriented in nature and implement policy that will affect the masses positively than those ones that is capitalist in nature. I will put mechanism in put to check wastages and culture of lack of maintenance that nigeria has been know for over the years. The civil service shall be reform to give way for our fresh graduates that are jobless and the government will collaborate with investors within the country and woo international investors too to the country. I will diversify the economy from oil sector to numerous sectors that earn the country good returns to put basic amenities of life in place for the people. I still have alots to say ,

Right thinking peeps

Lets read some more pls

First all, drove all those blood sucking western domination whatever they call themselves out of Nigeria. then get all the past leaders in one room on how to move Nigeria forward and waste those fucking vampires . Close all borders, seaports, airport. all motorable ways out of the country. After that, call the few law markers in the country to review the country law and this time make it more productive even the western world will be scared in coming to Nigeria to abuse, harras, intimidate, slave etc any Nigerian citizen for fun and i will make sure Nigerians outside the shore of Africa to return to their father's land to help in rebuilding a once grate country call, "NIGERIA, THE GIANT OF AFRICA"

Nigeria is a great country and it is obvious to the world that 90% of our problem is corruption. Therefore as the president, I would modify our constitution to give legal permission to execute any convicted corrupt individual (at all levels).
There is no need to waste time pouring palm wine inside basket; let's keep it real and face the music together.
There will never be any improvement in Nigeria if there isn't a proper uncompromising strategy in place to rectify corruption.
I do not care what anyone thinks, but until we start dropping corrupt individuals like flies in their various home-town, there wouldn't be any improvement in Nigeria.

I will sell it lol

well you guys are not the president so get over it.

J UNIT:

well you guys are not the president so GET OVER IT.

TRUTH TOLD!!!

If am the president, all the so called expatriate will have to leave the country cos they are not making any development in the country as far as am concern, you cant imagine a tannary in Kano, the expatriate working will kill our goat and cows take the skin to Palma de Mallorca (ours is far better than theirs) refined it, and bring it back to us in the form of a skin belt from italy, and the price is quite expensive we´ll have to buy something that belongs to us, thats pure cheating. What I will do is get them give them a contract for three years and tell them this what I want and these what I want.

Then I shall talk about the monetary policy, the truth is our monetary policy is bad, I wont be suprise that Charles Soludo or Umaru does not know the average salary payment in Nigeria.
The system of education, you cant just have school because its a source of wealth!
The transport system, my God all these okada they will have to be ban, construct some metro subway connecting all the states of the federation.
Constrution of good houses, and then improve the basic technology system, its a shameful thing we dont make instalment payment in Nigeria, we dont make use of credit card, so I´ll make sure we reach all these statue.

I shall also improve the taxation system, cos when am the president the average Nigerian citizen will earn up to 150.000 naire monthly, but with my taxation law hmmm there shall be no inflation

Just wait and see I shall be the next president of Nigeria cos most of these bloody thiefs hiding from efcc, and anti socialise pple can do anything they are so self centred,

Appoint Gani Fawehinmi, as my Attorney General with a mandate to prosecute all former political holders with criminal records in a special court to be headed by retired Justice Belgore. Appoint Adams Oshiomole as INEC Chairman with a mandate to conduct another general election in the country. Sponsor a bill in the National assembly to ammend the constitution to ban all former political office holders from contesting in the election. Ammend the Electoral Laws to the effect that any person who rig an election shall be liable upon conviction to life imprisonment.Retire all army, navy, air force, police officers from colonel or its equivalent , and above. Sponsor a bill to ban NURTW and local government to take over their activities in the motor park.THEN I WILL FACE ENERGY SECTOR SQUARELY.

I'll make sure everybody pay their tax.

If I was dictator (Maximus Rex) I would:
[list]
[li]Bin the constitution[/li]
[li]Institute true federalism and require only taxes from the states[/li]
[li]The punishment for corruption (retrospective) would be death (ceremony paid for by the criminal)[/li]
[li]Education would be compulsory, parents will serve time if their kids skip school for a length of time[/li]
[li]For once, the govt would learn to maintain records and statistics, every thing would be tracseable[/li]
[li]Our official language would be the one spoken by the smallest ethnic group[/li]
[li]A welfare system would be created for the societally challenged[/li]
[li]I would institute programmes to identify the gifted from an early age for targetted education[/li]
[li]I would create competitions, programmes and projects for the gifted to keep their brains ticking[/li]
[li]Sharia and miracle churches will be banned and practitioners jailed[/li]
[li]Road and rail links to every state capital[/li]
[li]Develop inland water ways[/li]
[li]The energy of the ocean would be harnessed for electricty to stop encroachment[/li]
[li]The heat from road surfaces would be harnessed for electricity production[/li]
[li]Every household would have solar concentrators or cells (subsidised by govt)[/li]
[li]All coastal and mountain regions would be developed as tourist attractions[/li]
[/list]

Damn what an ancient thread