this is a true life story. It is happening now.
mr tom( not his real name), mr tom's neighbour
gold got missing on 18th of dis month and they
been searching 4 d gold(worth 100k) they have
not seen it, than they result to use bible and a
key to know who stole the gold. mr tom went añd brought his bible and they
went to buy key. After tieing the bible and the
key together, they started calling names, when
they called the name of mr tom the bible turn
round and fall.
mr tom started to plead that he is nt the one that did the stealing and he is been ask to bring the
gold or the money 4 it.
now my confusion hère is dat mr tom is pleading
dat he did nt steal the gold and bible say
otherwise and in mr tom's acct he have only 30k
in his acct. He nw to pay 4 the glod he clamed he did nt steal.
can the bible lair?

Hmmmmm.... I had better not answer this!

English was seriously injured!

The Bible is meant for study, meditation, fellowship and obedience. It is not some kind of charm or talisman.

How stup1d does someone have to be to believe such rubbish? Mr Tom must be mad to be pleading when he's sure he didn't take the money, in this age and time? You must be shitting me.

Is the bible KJV, NLT, GN, Gideons or RSV? Some models have factory defect and may return false positive, so we have to know which model was used.

finofaya:
Is the bible KJV, NLT, GN, Gideons or RSV? Some models have factory defect and may return false positive, so we have to know which model was used.

good news

mr tom is innocent. The gold have been seen and nw he what to take them to court.