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Girls Can Be Funny. Pls Analyse This by Jayjay0(m): 11:11am On May 21, 2015 |
I move to my new place around November last year. So there is this girl who also stay in the compound, i met her there then after some time i stop seeing her didn't knw were she went to. Before she left the first time whenever she see me she drop signs for me to notice her signs like singing out loud, looking at me with warm smile. I pretend i dont understand her signs(buh i do). fast forward till this week, she came back on Monday. started giving her signs again when she saw i was not co operating yesterday i wash and spread my clothes only for me to come and not see them, when i ask they said she pack them and kept it with her so i went to collect my clothes she said i have to give her my number first which i did.she started calling me nd we chatted on wats app. while chatting she always ask what are you doing when i tell her she be like "can i come nd join you" thought she was joking with dat statement.so in rain in the evening i was inside nd she called me nd told me to go online on wats app which i did. while online she ask d same question i told her am lying down playing game. she said if she is invited i told her any time. under the heavy rain i heard a knock on my back door i went to check and it was her.i was kinda confused so i let her in and straight to my room. i zero my mind for sex though that's what she came for.she laid on my bed and told me she want to play game. i put on my xbox nd put gta 5 cause i thought it will be easy for her to play and enjoy.she didn't play it fo two minutes and told if i have nigerian movies i put on African magic for her she didn't even watch it for 5 minutes and said she is bored. i sat shirtless on the other side off the bed pressing my phone while she lay complaining of everything they show on tv.she did every signs a girl dos when they want the dick badly. she said she want to use my toilet and she came back and i notice the swell in the pocket possibly her pantie which took off in the toilet. she saw no hope and slept off in my bed and i check her pocket and it was her pant.lol. i woke her around 1:45am and told her to go home buh she refused and said she not sleeping. and slept off again i woke her and told her they are looking for her then she left. i was just trying to prove to her that guys are not always after sex. shr sent me a message dis morning calling me a wicked guy..pls pals wat offence did i commit. (pls dont mind my typing mistake) |
Re: Girls Can Be Funny. Pls Analyse This by Nobody: 11:14am On May 21, 2015 |
OK obviously u did a good thing by avoiding her sex appeal...well I see no reason why she wanted it badly when u're both barely acquainted ... bro I'll advice you don't smile with her anymore or else she'll lead you to trouble and it could also result to unwanted pregnancy ..... but if you're kinda fond of her, I think you should sit her down and talk some sense into her cuz I think she's probably loose for wanting to do it with someone she barely knows that well.. 1 Like |
Re: Girls Can Be Funny. Pls Analyse This by agarawu23(m): 11:14am On May 21, 2015 |
from your write up , I can see is not a forged story cos truly you like to play games which I confirmed on your profile. some will abuse you for loosing such opportunity but be rest assured that's the best way to deal with such situation. how are you sure the lady is not possessed? she might have std and wanna share you some(if you have condom in your room, you are safe ) if you have your personal gf, just stay away from her. but if you don't, make her your side chick and alws protect yourself |
Re: Girls Can Be Funny. Pls Analyse This by wiringdpt(m): 11:17am On May 21, 2015 |
Abeg how much be one litre now? |
Re: Girls Can Be Funny. Pls Analyse This by Nobody: 11:19am On May 21, 2015 |
Jayjay0: Should i believe you or should i not believe you¿ |
Re: Girls Can Be Funny. Pls Analyse This by vizkiz: 11:21am On May 21, 2015 |
Re: Girls Can Be Funny. Pls Analyse This by computerboy: 11:23am On May 21, 2015 |
wiringdpt:Still selling for 120 naira here. |
Re: Girls Can Be Funny. Pls Analyse This by dharay99: 11:23am On May 21, 2015 |
hmm. U sure ds is real... Anyway, if it is...and u didn't subtract out of it... Then u a gud lad, my twinnie 4dat mata. |
Re: Girls Can Be Funny. Pls Analyse This by dharay99: 11:24am On May 21, 2015 |
vizkiz: 140 |
Re: Girls Can Be Funny. Pls Analyse This by mencade6: 11:25am On May 21, 2015 |
see free fvck! Na you miss this kind free gift of nature? you don fall my hand. The babe want make you dey fvck her for free, no need to toast her, why you come slack na? Na this one we dey call ''compound to compound fvck''...CTCF if you dont want her as your lady or girlfriend or friend with benefit or sex-mate. Abeg make you tell her make she go meet anoda to help her. E fit be me sef. next just try close eye fvck her. Make you fvck, fvck, fvck her well atleast once then let her go. |
Re: Girls Can Be Funny. Pls Analyse This by Basildvalour(m): 11:25am On May 21, 2015 |
This OP sef eh! He said he perceived the smell of the girl's panties right from his toilet. Oga, please, is your nose a magnet that it could perceive the smell of fabrics miles away Even with it inside her pocket, you still perceived it, chai! Chairman, feed us with another iko |
Re: Girls Can Be Funny. Pls Analyse This by agarawu23(m): 11:31am On May 21, 2015 |
Basildvalour: u didn't read it well , na "swell" him talk no be "smell' |
Re: Girls Can Be Funny. Pls Analyse This by Jayjay0(m): 11:31am On May 21, 2015 |
agarawu23:yea i have the xbox 360. i dnt want to have anything to do with my neighbours |
Re: Girls Can Be Funny. Pls Analyse This by ginawest(f): 11:34am On May 21, 2015 |
wiringdpt:200 o |
Re: Girls Can Be Funny. Pls Analyse This by agarawu23(m): 11:35am On May 21, 2015 |
Jayjay0:OK , you haven't answered me. do you have a gf? |
Re: Girls Can Be Funny. Pls Analyse This by jamex93(m): 11:35am On May 21, 2015 |
d gal is sick sha |
Re: Girls Can Be Funny. Pls Analyse This by Jayjay0(m): 11:37am On May 21, 2015 |
agarawu23:i dont keep girlfriends buh i girls i bleep with .hope you get? |
Re: Girls Can Be Funny. Pls Analyse This by agarawu23(m): 11:40am On May 21, 2015 |
Jayjay0:ha! if you are a player, why did you missed you meat? and besides having a permanent gf is the best for a young guy. bleeping all ladies isn't the best bro |
Re: Girls Can Be Funny. Pls Analyse This by Nobody: 11:45am On May 21, 2015 |
Jayjay0: Since u wanna kno... Hear it now!!! Offense no1 Lack of woman sympathy Hahan broz u b stone Offense no2: Misleading attitude U go start wetin u no wan finish Offense no3 Waste of woman resourse Nawa for u ooo Offense no4 Woman haboring Y u allow her enter in the first place Ehn? Offense no5 Searchin without warrant U go dey search her pocket.. Wat if na magic ring dey there(do as I say) Offense no6 *loading* 2 Likes |
Re: Girls Can Be Funny. Pls Analyse This by Angelina996(f): 11:45am On May 21, 2015 |
Jayjay0:That's the best thing to do and decide abt my guy! U'v actually done well, she might be possessed or infected! Pls take heed and beware, God be ur strength. |
Re: Girls Can Be Funny. Pls Analyse This by Cutehector(m): 11:59am On May 21, 2015 |
Wat kind of stewpid guy is this.. |
Re: Girls Can Be Funny. Pls Analyse This by Edwardhead(m): 12:07pm On May 21, 2015 |
Long story... ah dey come to read am I would have asked for ur account number to send you a money gift for letting girls reading this that you and I are not after sex... buh sir, d girl green light bright gan o, hope she no go come ur room with no clothes next time. |
Re: Girls Can Be Funny. Pls Analyse This by Jayjay0(m): 12:08pm On May 21, 2015 |
Cutehector:smh |
Re: Girls Can Be Funny. Pls Analyse This by Jayjay0(m): 12:16pm On May 21, 2015 |
agarawu23:yes sir..buh am not a player i have a lot of side girls and no serious one. am a Nigerian who sch in a private uni in Ghana. i dont see any need for a girlfriend |
Re: Girls Can Be Funny. Pls Analyse This by Nobody: 12:25pm On May 21, 2015 |
I want to insult the OP. I sincerely do....... God knows best.
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Re: Girls Can Be Funny. Pls Analyse This by missKiffy(f): 12:38pm On May 21, 2015 |
You did good by avoiding her, she is manipulative. If you had slept with her, it wouldn't have ended there. More manipulations to come |
Re: Girls Can Be Funny. Pls Analyse This by publicenemy(m): 12:43pm On May 21, 2015 |
Jayjay0: Do you have a Diick? |
Re: Girls Can Be Funny. Pls Analyse This by tottinova: 12:52pm On May 21, 2015 |
Jayjay0: this is definitely science fiction (film trick)... she was in you room 1am and nothing happened oga you can lie |
Re: Girls Can Be Funny. Pls Analyse This by Nobody: 12:58pm On May 21, 2015 |
Bro I like wetin you do. Lets prove to the ladies that Guys are not all about sex! Can you imagine?? Someone you barely even know! If na me, I go make am more painful. When we are chatting, i will tell her i got all the signs of what she wanted, but i wanted to teach her a lesson. She no go near u again! |
Re: Girls Can Be Funny. Pls Analyse This by Jayjay0(m): 5:30pm On May 21, 2015 |
tottinova:mmmm..why should i lie..shouldn't i be boasting that i smash the pussy |
Re: Girls Can Be Funny. Pls Analyse This by Jayjay0(m): 5:30pm On May 21, 2015 |
vfactor:Thanks bro |
Re: Girls Can Be Funny. Pls Analyse This by Jayjay0(m): 5:32pm On May 21, 2015 |
publicenemy:yes please. why? |
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