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Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by truthman2012(m): 6:18pm On May 23, 2015 |
If Muhammad was actually inspired by allah, he (allah) must be a comedian. Why take him seriously? MUHAMMAD TO TIE SATAN FOR SHOWCASE: Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet once offered the prayer and said, "Satan came in front of me and tried to interrupt my prayer, but Allah gave me an upper hand on him and I choked him. No doubt, I thought of tying him to one of the pillars of the mosque till you get up in the morning and see him. Then I remembered the statement of Prophet Solomon, 'My Lord! Bestow on me a kingdom such as shall not belong to any other after me.' Then Allah made him (Satan) return with his head down (humiliated)." [Sahih Bukhari 2:22:301] NOTHING POLUTES WATER: Narrated AbuSa'id al-Khudri: The people asked the Messenger of Allah (peace be upon him): Can we perform ablution out of the well of Buda'ah, which is a well into which menstrual clothes, dead dogs and stinking things were thrown? He replied: Water is pure and is not defiled by anything Abu Dawud 1:66 , AbuDawud 1:67. SILVERWARE IS HELL: Narrated Um Salama: (the wife of the Prophet) Allah's Apostle said, "He who drinks in silver utensils is only filling his abdomen with Hell Fire." Sahih Bukhari 7:69:538 5 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by 9niceguy(m): 6:27pm On May 23, 2015 |
Lol! |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by BossTtdiamonds(m): 6:47pm On May 23, 2015 |
Islam One chance..... 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by smallrincowis16(m): 7:44pm On May 23, 2015 |
it seems the Christian are somehow humiliated 2 Likes |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by Nobody: 7:51pm On May 23, 2015 |
Wad a fvcking god named allahh I fart on allahhz face I spit on muhamMADz grave 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by truthman2012(m): 7:52pm On May 23, 2015 |
smallrincowis16: Who is humiliated other than your spiritually and medically ignorant prophet? Defend his statements now! What else do muslims need to know about Muhammad and Allah to discover they are fraud? May God deliver you. Cc: eshbeewanna 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by smallrincowis16(m): 7:59pm On May 23, 2015 |
truthman2012: this shows how really you're being humiliated. lolssss. I'm going to quote from bible some blasphemous verses and then you'll see the truth yourself 1 Like |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by Empiree: 8:03pm On May 23, 2015 |
So you still shopping around looking for ahadith that your brain can't decipher?. Islam is giving you sleepless night?. I guess Islam is knocking you off and humiliating your Christian faith so bad. You too long here man. Your next phase is to come to Islam now. You can quote ahadith all you want. You don't speak Arabic. You are exhausted already. That alone puts you in chokehold. 6 Likes |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by truthman2012(m): 8:05pm On May 23, 2015 |
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Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by truthman2012(m): 8:05pm On May 23, 2015 |
smallrincowis16: Why must you always defend islam with the bible? Defend the OP and let's see. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by Folakeme: 8:25pm On May 23, 2015 |
Op,u should b preaching gospels to strengthen d faith of ur fellow christians nt condemning other people's religion 3 Likes |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by jessewagz: 8:26pm On May 23, 2015 |
OREMUSSANCTUS: if u can fart and spit on your father and mother, who will be left out. if I ve an opportunity to come 1 on 1 with u,u will not leave to see d next minute. wasted sperm 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by smallrincowis16(m): 8:38pm On May 23, 2015 |
truthman2012:cos I see no reason for that. what I'm seeing is just like deliberate attempt to blaspheme Islam without knowledge. |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by truthman2012(m): 8:40pm On May 23, 2015 |
Empiree: Is that your defence of Muhammad's ignorance? That you cannot comment on your prophet's statements shows you follow him BLINDLY. God will blame you for not using your head. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by smallrincowis16(m): 8:41pm On May 23, 2015 |
1 who will solve the riddle? Tempts? "And it came to pass after these things, that God did tempt Abraham." (GEN 22:1) Let no man say when he is tempted, I am tempted of God; for God cannot be tempted with evil, neither tempteth he any man." (JAS 1:13) * Does God tempt people? If yes, *explain James 1:13... And if no *explain Genesis 22:1 |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by truthman2012(m): 8:42pm On May 23, 2015 |
smallrincowis16: If I don't have knowledge, explain the hadiths for me. 2 Likes |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by smallrincowis16(m): 8:43pm On May 23, 2015 |
2) christians do claim that Jesus of the Bible was the only SINLESS PERSON hence being the perfect sacrifice for the remission of sins of mankind.. But unfortunately, we have some biblical figures whom the Bible never recorded their sins e.g ENOCH, ABEL, MARY.. for the benefit of doubt, I will (from a Christian perspective) believe that these figures were sinners because they were given birth to by male and female having knowledge of each other because Christianity teaches we are automatic sinners by birth... Unfortunately, melchizedek was Sinless according to the Bible and he had no mother and had no father, making him different from Jesus who came out from under a woman . If melchizedek might have been a sinner because the Bible couldn't record everything, how then can we be sure Jesus didn't sin since the Bible didn't record anything about him from age 12-30 Moreover the baptism of John the Baptist was for repentance and we read.. Mark 1:4-5 John did baptize in the wilderness, and preach the baptism of repentance for the remission of sins... And there went out unto him all the land of Judaea, and they of Jerusalem, and were all baptized of him in the river of Jordan, confessing their sins.... Matthew 3:13 Then Jesus came from Galilee to the Jordan to be baptized by John...... Didn't this proof Jesus to be a sinner? Why should he be baptized before he started his ministry? |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by smallrincowis16(m): 8:46pm On May 23, 2015 |
truthman2012: there are ways to learn. not like that. to me I see nothing wrong with the hadith at all. so if you see any,,,,,, you can say it. |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by truthman2012(m): 8:51pm On May 23, 2015 |
smallrincowis16: This thread is not about contradictions. Diversion is usually employed when muslims are faced with difficulty. There are loads of contradictions in the quran I have in my record. In fact the whole of the quran is contradictions as allah was abrogating his revelations. 2 Likes |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by truthman2012(m): 8:54pm On May 23, 2015 |
smallrincowis16:You have no knowledge of the Bible. Wanting to dance out trouble. |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by smallrincowis16(m): 9:03pm On May 23, 2015 |
3) One man has 2000 demons Inside him? We read from the New Testament an incident were Jesus is casting out legion of demons from one man? _____________________ He gave them permission, and the impure spirits came out and went into the pigs. The herd, about two thousand in number, rushed down the steep bank into the lake and were drowned. (Mark 5:13) When they came to Jesus, they saw the man who had been possessed by the legion of demons, sitting there, dressed and in his right mind; and they were afraid. (Mark 5:15) From the above verses we read Jesus casted out legion of demons from a single man, which were sent to 2000 pigs drowning them. Now the question is how many demons were there ? --------------------------------------------- ----------- Firstly Let's find out what legion means ? legion ˈliːdʒ(ə)n/ noun a division of 3,000–6,000 men, including a complement of cavalry, in the ancient Roman army. synonyms: brigade, regiment, battalion, company, troop, division, squadron, squad, platoon, contingent, unit, force, corps, garrison, section, group, detachment, commando, battery, band, outfit, cohort "a Roman legion"the Foreign Legion. a vast number of people or things. --------------------------------------------- ----------------------------- Gills Exposition of the entire bible commentary and he answered, saying, my name is Legion: the Syriac version renders it, "our name is Legion"; the reason of which name is given, for we are many: as a Roman legion did consist of many, though its number was not always alike: in the time of Romulus, a legion consisted of three thousand foot, and three hundred horse; afterwards, when the city was, increased, of six thousand foot, and six hundred horse; sometimes it was six thousand and two hundred foot, and three hundred horse; sometimes four thousand foot, and three hundred horse; sometimes five thousand foot, and three hundred horse (x). Some make a legion to consist of six thousand six hundred sixty six; and others make it much larger, even twelve thousand five hundred: however, the number in a legion was many; hence the word is retained among the Jews, and is used for a large number, either of persons or things; as, , "a legion of olives" (y): that is, a large number of them; though sometimes it is used of a single person, who has others under him, as the general of an army: thus it is said (z) that one man should say to another, --------------------------------------------- --------------------------- From the above statements and definitions were come to know the term legion and how many can consist to make up a legion.. Also we are told 2000 pigs were possessed by the devils indicating the man had 2000 demons inside him.could be even more? 1 Like |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by smallrincowis16(m): 9:04pm On May 23, 2015 |
truthman2012: Proof of abrogation from the bible!!!! There are many commandments in the Bible that changed. Instead of discussing them I give concrete references for abrogation declared in the Bible. ‘For the priesthood being changed, there is made of necessity a change also of the law.’ (Hebrews 7:12) Well known Christian commentator Adam Clarke writes under this verse: ‘The priesthood, therefore, being changed, Jesus coming in the place of Aaron, the law of ordinances and ceremonies, which served only to point out the Messiah, must of necessity be changed also.’ Lost books of the Bible Infact there were many books to which even the authors of the Canonical books also referred but they are lost or atleast not in the Bible. Some of them are: 1- The Book of the Wars of the Lord mentioned in Numbers 21:14 2- Book of Jasher mentioned in Joshua 10: 13 etc 3- Book of Nathan the Prophet mentioned in 2- Chronicles 9: 29 4- Acts of Rehoboam & Book of Shemaiah the prophet mentioned in 2-Chronicles 12:15 5- Book of the acts of Solomon mentioned in 1- Kings 11:41 6- Acts of Uzziah mentioned in 2-Chronicles 26:22 This proves that the teachings of the prophets have been lost. Do Christians have any scriptural proof or historical evidence that nothing of value has been lost in these books and their teachings and records have been preserved in their so- called canon now? All this exposes the liars who try to put the authenticity Book of Islam to doubt while their own book of authority is in the worst condition on the very accounts they try to challenge Quran. 1 Like |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by Empiree: 9:10pm On May 23, 2015 |
truthman2012:Okay, I think I understand. You basically trying to take over from ifean?. Perhaps you did already. Well, do you have deputy in place yet? 1 Like |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by truthman2012(m): 9:30pm On May 23, 2015 |
smallrincowis16: Oh yes! So many things are wrong with the hadiths and in fact am surprised you couldn't see anything wrong. No wonder you have been saying what you have been saying. Satan is a spirit-being not visible to man, including prophets. He cannot be physically held and tied to a pillar for people to see. That shows he was only hallucinating and ditto for many of his statements. In what science is it said that water cannot be polluted by throwing dirty things into it, moreso a well that is not flowing? Polluted water causes most of the known deseases, how could Muhammad say water is pure and not defiled by anything? Even the old illiterate people in harmlets and villages know water is impure when dirty things are thrown into it. Don't you know that yourself? Muhammad expected them to use dirty and stinking water for ablution, which included putting some of it into their mouth. Finally, what is wrong in using silver vessels in drinking or eating? Many of the utensils we use today are silver. Who has ever experieced hell in their stomach? How reasonable therefore is it to follow the spiritual and medical prescriptions of such a person? How can you be sure Muhammad received any revelation from the true God, who could not have inspired him to say such nonsense? 3 Likes |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by Demmzy15(m): 9:33pm On May 23, 2015 |
Truthman2012 is humiliated once again! 1 Like |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by smallrincowis16(m): 9:37pm On May 23, 2015 |
truthman2012: LOLSSS I can see!!! SATAN is a creation by Allah (from something). this make him visible and touchable like man kind....... he operates less like angel GABRIEL . although what prophet was saying is spiritual. |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by truthman2012(m): 9:40pm On May 23, 2015 |
smallrincowis16: This doesn't have anything to do with this thread. Open a thread and let's discuss it. So many things you and those from whom you copy their notes do not understand. Besides, if you think the bible is wrong, does that exornetate the quran, hadiths or islam? 4 Likes |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by truthman2012(m): 9:48pm On May 23, 2015 |
smallrincowis16: Satan is visible and touchable? A capital lie! When last did you see him? How does he look like? Quran says he is not visible: Quran 7:27 "Indeed he (Iblis) and his tribe watch you from a position where you cannot see them. How could Muhammad tie him for people to see? Why are you silent on the other hadiths: Water not polluted by dirts. Silver vessels, a hell in the stomach. 1 Like |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by truthman2012(m): 9:54pm On May 23, 2015 |
Demmzy15: Laughing at you in Yoruba! Don't keep deceiving yourself and making yourself happy. 2 Likes |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by Demmzy15(m): 9:55pm On May 23, 2015 |
truthman2012:Laughing at you in 'Igbomina' yoruba! Keep consoling yourself, pathetic loser! |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by truthman2012(m): 10:02pm On May 23, 2015 |
Demmzy15: What is your explanation to the hadiths na? None of you has said anything on the hadiths, except one who said satan is visible and tangible. Lie as usual. 2 Likes |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by mustymatic(m): 10:32pm On May 23, 2015 |
truthman2012:U R The greatest mumu of all time u don't hav an ounce of sense of humour |
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