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Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by Empiree: 10:17pm On May 25, 2015 |
Ifeann:Your exit....which way? 1 Like
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Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by truthman2012(m): 10:28pm On May 25, 2015 |
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Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by NumberOne2(m): 11:14pm On May 25, 2015 |
smallrincowis16: Here is your answer: Meaning of Tempt from Google: entice or attempt to entice (someone) to do or acquire something that they find attractive but know to be wrong or not beneficial. Thank God for technology, KJV doesnt do justice to most bible passages. I will show you those scriptures from the Amplified Bible (AMP). Let no one say when he is tempted, I am tempted from God; for God is incapable of being tempted by [what is] evil and He Himself tempts no one. - James 1:13 (AMP) After these events, God tested and proved Abraham and said to him, Abraham! And he said, Here I am. - Genesis 22:1 (AMP) See any difference or do you still need further explanation? |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by smallrincowis16(m): 8:01am On May 26, 2015 |
NumberOne2: god's words with so much differences!!!! |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by smallrincowis16(m): 8:08am On May 26, 2015 |
truthman2012: lolssss. but it's only invisible to human eye... that doesn't mean they don't have body as we have. as there are ANGELS which are invisible,,,,,, that didn't connotes they don't have body. even in Islamic believe. JINN and IBLEES will surely be judge and rewarded.. will they be punish in there spirit form? |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by truthman2012(m): 8:22am On May 26, 2015 |
smallrincowis16: You are just contradicting yourself. Since you said satan is invisible, how did muhammad see him and want to tie him for people to see? This is the reason for the thread. |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by NumberOne2(m): 11:06am On May 26, 2015 |
smallrincowis16: No, not God's words but man's interpretation of God's word. English itself doesn't help with tenses but he who seeks the TRUTH will always find it and so so for he who seeks CONFUSION. Do you research, get ORIGINAL texts if possible. The truth is out there. Imams lie, so do Pastors. They are humans. Seek the truth for yourself. You can read and write cant you. Why must you wait for someone to explain crap to you? Remember primary school english with Past tense, present tense, future tense, past participle bla bla bla. |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by truthman2012(m): 1:56pm On May 26, 2015 |
Empiree: Answer these questions straight without rigmaroling: Muslims say islamic satan is a jinn, do jinns have physical bodies as they are made of fire? Are jinns visible and tangible? Your quran says they are not, how would Muhammad tie a jinn (satan) for people to see: Quran 7:27 "Indeed he (Iblis) and his tribe watch you from a position where you cannot see them" Does water still remain pure after dirts are thrown into it stinking? |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by smallrincowis16(m): 3:14pm On May 26, 2015 |
truthman2012: simply answer... because he has body. that's why he (salla llahu alyhi wasalam). can see angels too. hope it's cleared enough |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by truthman2012(m): 3:50pm On May 26, 2015 |
smallrincowis16: Please leave the stage, you don't know what you are saying. You once said satan is invisible to human eyes and now you are saying muhammad could see him. Quran says muslims could not see jinns: Quran 7:27 "Indeed he (Iblis) and his tribe watch you from a position where you cannot see them" I will not respond to you again if you continue to say unreasonable things. |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by feedthenation(m): 3:55pm On May 26, 2015 |
truthman2012: Pre-Islamic period - the Pagan Arabs, that constitutes majority of the population in Arabia lived a very primitive and simple astral and animistic religion of at least 360 gods & goddesess. Among these gods & goddesses, Allah was one of the chief god. Aside from Allah, other animistic objects are worshipped, namely trees, caves, wells etc. Besides the Kaaba ofMecca, there are other holy sites in pre-islamic Arabic period are located in Petra (modern day Jordan), Sana'a (presently located in Yemen) and Najran (Saudi Arabia). The sun was worshipped but not to the same level as the moon. The moon worship is closely associated with a nomadic & pastoral society. Most importantly, the sun is seen as an enemy of the nomads because of the scorching heat of the Arabian desert depriving them of pasture, shade & water. However the moon is their friend providing them with light, coolness in the night, dew and shade, thus making the moon a 'diety' of great importance to them. One of the reasons why Muslims around the world look to the location of the moon pre & after ramadan. To the question about jinns, pre-islamic Arabs believed that the desert was full of living creatures/spirits called 'jinn'. These living creatures / spirits are viewed that their main purpose was to blight the lives of the desert people with mischief and difficulties - hence reason why in the Quran - jinns are mentioned by Mohammed. For further info: http://www.inthenameofallah.org/preislamicarabia.html 1 Like |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by basilico: 4:51pm On May 26, 2015 |
Another hilarious hadeeth.
Satan urinates in somebody's ears.
Another hilarious one
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Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by smallrincowis16(m): 5:14pm On May 26, 2015 |
truthman2012: lolssss. it shows how deluded you're. what I meant is an ordinary person like you and I.. all the prophets can see both the JINN and ANGELS in their form |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by smallrincowis16(m): 5:18pm On May 26, 2015 |
feedthenation: laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for your information Allah has been the only Lord of Arab before that time... it's only change when they have contact with Persians |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by smallrincowis16(m): 5:19pm On May 26, 2015 |
NumberOne2: man's interpretation be this:: explain this Open 1st Samuel13 verse 1*** Saul was------ years old when he began to reign; and he reigned----and two years over Israel. |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by truthman2012(m): 5:20pm On May 26, 2015 |
basilico: Muhammad was hallucinating. What a prophet. He was once charmed and was hallucinating sleeping with his wife when he really was not. Narrated Aisha: Magic was worked on Allah's Apostle so that he used to think that he had sexual relations with his wives while he actually had not (Sufyan said: That is the hardest kind of magic as it has such an effect). Then one day he said, "O ‘Aisha do you know that Allah has instructed me concerning the matter I asked Him about? Two men came to me and one of them sat near my head and the other sat near my feet. The one near my head asked the other, ‘What is wrong with this man?’ The latter replied he is under the effect of magic. The first one asked, ‘Who has worked magic on him?’ The other replied, ‘Labid bin Al- A’sam, a man from Bani Zuraiq who was an ally of the Jews and was a hypocrite.’ The first one asked, ‘What material did he use?’ The other replied, ‘A comb and the hair stuck to it.’ The first one asked, ‘Where (is that)?’ The other replied, ‘In a skin of pollen of a male date palm tree kept under a stone in the well of Dharwan.’" So the Prophet went to that well and took out those things and said, "That was the well which was shown to me (in a dream). Its water looked like the infusion of Henna leaves and its date- palm trees looked like the heads of devils." The Prophet added, "Then that thing was taken out." I said (to the Prophet) "Why do you not treat yourself with Nashra?" He said, "Allah has cured me; I dislike to let evil spread among my people." ( Sahih al-Bukhari , Volume 7, Book 71, Number 660 ) |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by true2god: 6:47pm On May 26, 2015 |
truthman2012:Mohammed is an abnormal person leading normal people. One hadith even talked about allahh's apostle stoning a monkey caught in adultery. I will google the hadith. Islam is a cosmic joke. 1 Like |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by truthman2012(m): 9:17pm On May 26, 2015 |
true2god: More than funny! Na wa for Moh o! How did he know the legal wife or husband of the monkey? Do monkeys get married to a parmanent wife? 1 Like |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by mustymatic(m): 10:18pm On May 26, 2015 |
truthman2012:Prophets hav d ability to c jinns n angels, Jesus too |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by truthman2012(m): 10:34pm On May 26, 2015 |
mustymatic:Are prophets not humans? Yet your quran says jinns are invisible to humans. You muslims guys have nothing to refute. |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by truthman2012(m): 9:16am On May 27, 2015 |
@true2god Islam is a funny religion, full of fables and hallucinations. This is the hadith: Sahih Bukhari, Volume 5, Book 58, Number 188: Narrated ‘Amru bin Maimun: "During the pre- lslamic period of ignorance I saw a she-monkey surrounded by a number of monkeys. They were all stoning it, because it had committed illegal sexual intercourse. I too, stoned it along with them." Are monkeys subject to human laws? What about the he-monkey that committed the adultery? Didn't Muhammad see he-goats and she-goats, he-dogs and she-dogs committing frequent adultery around him? What about fouls? I tell you the truth, Muhammad and muslims are not normal. |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by jcross19: 12:36pm On May 27, 2015 |
truthman2012:mohammad was a mad man that monkey was referring to black race . Islam is a religion of superstitions,hallucinations,terrorism and charm. 2 Likes |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by trapQ: 6:34pm On May 27, 2015 |
Stupid fool.... This just further proves that Islam is a religion of violence. You can't have a decent convo with someone without bringing up fights. Smh jessewagz: 1 Like |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by mustymatic(m): 11:17pm On May 27, 2015 |
truthman2012:Lemme see where.. Jesus was a prophet too |
Re: Laughable Hadiths: When Muhammad Became A Comedian by truthman2012(m): 6:29pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
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