1) My Street is noiseless because ‘I pass my neighbour’ generators are on sabbatical leave.

2) Wives are happy because husbands who like hanging out are now staying at home with the family because drinks outside are not cold and no fuel to drive out.

3) All the housewives are cooking good food because no more Telemundo/Zee world. Chai!

4) Kids are reading their books since watching TV needs fuel.

5) No more congestion in network since many people’s phones are off.

6) Browsing & downloading is fast…no one wants browsing to kill his or her battery.

7) Everyone sleeps very early now.

9) There are MORE PRAYERS & less distractions.

10) You even know it’s true…that’s why you were reading this fast so you can log out before you go and look for fuel that you didn’t notice that there is no number 8. Now you found out, you are laughing....

cc: lalasticlala

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A sneak peek into a Nigeria without Niger Delta

The Op must be a Nigerian. I bet it with my 50000mAh power bank I used to power my air conditioner.

Nigerians, finding humour even in distress
Nice work though

true

Let me logout fast fast

freezone4real:
Let me logout fast fast

e duro jare.. e no go off nii
oya vimi , babeeboi, dickrider, missclassy, and romancelanders make una come laffu small!!

........liry hiralious.........